Chicago Area Man
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The Chicago Wolves are a professional hockey team
That's what you tell your parents happened when you sit down for Christmas dinner, huh?
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That's what you tell your parents happened when you sit down for Christmas dinner, huh?
An indistinguishable voice speaking so slowly & with so much speed variation it becomes sickening over a single ghostly tone & some popping before it just turns off like a cable got unplugged. The clicking & static hum of a needle in the runout groove of a record becomes the beat of the next track.
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
An indistinguishable voice speaking so slowly & with so much speed variation it becomes sickening over a single ghostly tone & some popping before it just turns off like a cable got unplugged. The clicking & static hum of a needle in the runout groove of a record becomes the beat of the next track.
Oprah Voice: "And YOU don't get what you want! And YOU don't get what you want! And YOU..."
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Oprah Voice: "And YOU don't get what you want! And YOU don't get what you want! And YOU..."
The most important Mass of the week, some say.
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The most important Mass of the week, some say.
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Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.
As a Bears fan I can tell you that depending on the outcome of the game, the morning might not feel nearly as bad as you think!
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
As a Bears fan I can tell you that depending on the outcome of the game, the morning might not feel nearly as bad as you think!
They believe you should be allowed to kill people for being unattractive to them, I guess?
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
They believe you should be allowed to kill people for being unattractive to them, I guess?
Getting your throat swabbed again? 😮💨
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Getting your throat swabbed again? 😮💨
Too expensive (Compliment based on obvious experience & knowledge base)
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Too expensive (Compliment based on obvious experience & knowledge base)
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
I'm imagining the War Room from Dr. Strangelove but it's all your friends and instead of a world map up on the big board it's just his photo on a dart board.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm imagining the War Room from Dr. Strangelove but it's all your friends and instead of a world map up on the big board it's just his photo on a dart board.
Bodacious compartmentalization.
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Bodacious compartmentalization.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
My entire posting career has been a palate cleanser.
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
My entire posting career has been a palate cleanser.
I stopped a friend of mine who was getting really into the whole seed oils thing a while back mid-sentence with, "You really got nothing better going on, boss?"
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I stopped a friend of mine who was getting really into the whole seed oils thing a while back mid-sentence with, "You really got nothing better going on, boss?"
I was wondering last night how long before that happened.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I was wondering last night how long before that happened.
You had a hole cut into your head & your insides scooped out?
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
You had a hole cut into your head & your insides scooped out?
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
I was frozen in place at work. I was half an hour late coming home tonight because the thought of looking at my 5 year old daughter & knowing somebody else wasn't going home tonight to their kid was enough to numb my legs to the point that I couldn't stand up.
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I was frozen in place at work. I was half an hour late coming home tonight because the thought of looking at my 5 year old daughter & knowing somebody else wasn't going home tonight to their kid was enough to numb my legs to the point that I couldn't stand up.
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the obama admin expanded ICE, the biden admin expanded ICE. not sure just voting blue is helping
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
the obama admin expanded ICE, the biden admin expanded ICE. not sure just voting blue is helping
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The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it