AnalyticsPlant
@analyticsplant.bsky.social
Phillies numbers cruncher. Ruben Amaro's right hand plant. Will calculate spreadsheets for H2O. User of abacus.
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It's like AI by Analytics Plant.
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's like AI by Analytics Plant.
Wake up everyone, it's Klaw100 Monday @keithlaw.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Wake up everyone, it's Klaw100 Monday @keithlaw.bsky.social
This being the paragraphs AJ Brown was reading last night is the final boss level of @dennycarter.bsky.social's Magnum Opus.
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This being the paragraphs AJ Brown was reading last night is the final boss level of @dennycarter.bsky.social's Magnum Opus.
this is analytics
January 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this is analytics
You've heard of elf on a shelf, but how about @keithlaw.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
You've heard of elf on a shelf, but how about @keithlaw.bsky.social
"My white elephant gift makes a humorous reference to the male erection!"
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
"My white elephant gift makes a humorous reference to the male erection!"
Quick synopsis of this Bills-49ers game
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Quick synopsis of this Bills-49ers game
analytics 👇
Everyone should eat at least one can of chickpeas per day
Your obsession with chickpeas is twisting my brain into a pretzel. You seem so normal otherwise
December 1, 2024 at 1:41 PM
analytics 👇
"In our house on Thanksgiving my parents make the turkey and desserts and I make the sides and then my husband does the dishes"
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
"In our house on Thanksgiving my parents make the turkey and desserts and I make the sides and then my husband does the dishes"
Italian restaurant owners in NYC and Jersey:
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Italian restaurant owners in NYC and Jersey:
Netflix servers trying to handle all this Tyson/Paul traffic
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Netflix servers trying to handle all this Tyson/Paul traffic
As we can see by the analytics, this very complex chart confirms that @cdcarter13.bsky.social is indeed "good"
October 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM
As we can see by the analytics, this very complex chart confirms that @cdcarter13.bsky.social is indeed "good"
3 Bluesky likes is the equivalent of 69,000 Twitter likes. This is analytics.
Like for later.
Like for later.
October 13, 2023 at 4:08 AM
3 Bluesky likes is the equivalent of 69,000 Twitter likes. This is analytics.
Like for later.
Like for later.
It is April 2024. "He should have been in his dorm room studying his playbook instead of at the nail salon" is uttered by Colin Cowherd for the 372nd time that week in his annual "prep" for the NFL Draft.
Whoever gets the number one pick in 2024 is gonna have to get woke or go broke
October 12, 2023 at 2:44 PM
It is April 2024. "He should have been in his dorm room studying his playbook instead of at the nail salon" is uttered by Colin Cowherd for the 372nd time that week in his annual "prep" for the NFL Draft.
@cdcarter13.bsky.social when someone tells him to "cry more bitch"
October 10, 2023 at 1:27 PM
@cdcarter13.bsky.social when someone tells him to "cry more bitch"
please follow @cdcarter13.bsky.social for more fantasy advice
October 3, 2023 at 1:13 PM
please follow @cdcarter13.bsky.social for more fantasy advice
when @cdcarter13.bsky.social learned the BlueSky hummus is more organic than the Twitter hummus
July 3, 2023 at 7:38 PM
when @cdcarter13.bsky.social learned the BlueSky hummus is more organic than the Twitter hummus
AnalyticsPlant on Twitter vs. AnalyticsPlant on BlueSky
July 3, 2023 at 7:14 PM
AnalyticsPlant on Twitter vs. AnalyticsPlant on BlueSky