Stable-ish genius
@lablawz.bsky.social
Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social have you written about the crazy inflation market that is greeting cards? Two Valentine’s Day cards cost me $17!!!!! What the hell is going on?!?!?!
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social have you written about the crazy inflation market that is greeting cards? Two Valentine’s Day cards cost me $17!!!!! What the hell is going on?!?!?!
Hey @professorbutts.com, product review: very good, not as chemically flavored. 8.7/10
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Hey @professorbutts.com, product review: very good, not as chemically flavored. 8.7/10
That beer at 5 pm on a Friday when the temperature is over 60 degrees is gonna hit like a truck
@treblaw.bsky.social
@treblaw.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
That beer at 5 pm on a Friday when the temperature is over 60 degrees is gonna hit like a truck
@treblaw.bsky.social
@treblaw.bsky.social
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, what’s the snow situation in Buffalo? Supposed to fly out at 5 pm today from the airport
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, what’s the snow situation in Buffalo? Supposed to fly out at 5 pm today from the airport
Dear @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, @jasonkirk.fyi, @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
I imagine this child had a crazy day at the library today
I imagine this child had a crazy day at the library today
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, @jasonkirk.fyi, @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
I imagine this child had a crazy day at the library today
I imagine this child had a crazy day at the library today
Hey @professorbutts.com I have secured the goods
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey @professorbutts.com I have secured the goods
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, let’s start a “Josh Allen throw for 250 yards challenge”
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, let’s start a “Josh Allen throw for 250 yards challenge”
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social, I read the defector annual report but didn’t see the number of lawyers who are subscribers. Important footnote (I made a bet with a friend, please release the number)
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social, I read the defector annual report but didn’t see the number of lawyers who are subscribers. Important footnote (I made a bet with a friend, please release the number)
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, I’m working on a theory that Nick Dunlap is gonna end up with like 10+ wins on the PGA Tour but they will all be weird events no one remembers. Underrated bullshit artist
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, I’m working on a theory that Nick Dunlap is gonna end up with like 10+ wins on the PGA Tour but they will all be weird events no one remembers. Underrated bullshit artist
Hey @dennygolfszn.bsky.social, our boy Nick Dunlap making his patented late season charge to win a random golf tournament. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat?
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey @dennygolfszn.bsky.social, our boy Nick Dunlap making his patented late season charge to win a random golf tournament. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat?
I bet @davidjroth.bsky.social is cooking up the most deranged Mets-related election take of 2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I bet @davidjroth.bsky.social is cooking up the most deranged Mets-related election take of 2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I need to hear what your dad’s thoughts are on the Ryder Cup. I’m livid
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I need to hear what your dad’s thoughts are on the Ryder Cup. I’m livid
Buffalo to Boston, 630 pm after the first day two days of the bar exam on my way to take a third day of the bar exam in Boston
What is the bleakest flight you've ever been on? Combination of airline, time of day, destination. Mine was probably a Spirit red eye to Pittsburgh on a Tuesday in February
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Buffalo to Boston, 630 pm after the first day two days of the bar exam on my way to take a third day of the bar exam in Boston
Hey @lukeoneil47.bsky.social, thoughts on Wu trouncing the failson in the prelim Boston election? I love it, personally
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hey @lukeoneil47.bsky.social, thoughts on Wu trouncing the failson in the prelim Boston election? I love it, personally
My almost 2 y.o daughter won the yearly neighborhood picnic baby race yesterday so handily that I started yelling “it’s belt to ass season!” in front of 400 neighbors.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My almost 2 y.o daughter won the yearly neighborhood picnic baby race yesterday so handily that I started yelling “it’s belt to ass season!” in front of 400 neighbors.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
Hey @alexkirshner.com, where can I place a bet that Tommy Fleetwood will shoot 1 over on Sunday and lose by three strokes?
August 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey @alexkirshner.com, where can I place a bet that Tommy Fleetwood will shoot 1 over on Sunday and lose by three strokes?
Hello Mr. homefield sir @homefield.bsky.social, my daughter loves my UGA golfing bulldog shirt. Any other fun golf shirts in the collection? (Can I even search golf related stuff on the website?)
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hello Mr. homefield sir @homefield.bsky.social, my daughter loves my UGA golfing bulldog shirt. Any other fun golf shirts in the collection? (Can I even search golf related stuff on the website?)
Dear @hollyanderson.bsky.social, I lost the thread where your dad recommended a golf tour company in Ireland/Scotland. Help!
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dear @hollyanderson.bsky.social, I lost the thread where your dad recommended a golf tour company in Ireland/Scotland. Help!
Me watching my beloved Oregon Ducks get beat with a pillow case of rocks by Rutgers on a rainy October weekday
I can't believe we're losing to these assholes
July 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Me watching my beloved Oregon Ducks get beat with a pillow case of rocks by Rutgers on a rainy October weekday
The @defector.com victimizing me personally by asking me if I was a lawyer. Next they’re gonna ask me if I like to play golf. Will the horrors never cease?
July 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The @defector.com victimizing me personally by asking me if I was a lawyer. Next they’re gonna ask me if I like to play golf. Will the horrors never cease?
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, Fleetwood has to show up to the next tournament with a buzz cut right? It’s the only logical solution
June 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, Fleetwood has to show up to the next tournament with a buzz cut right? It’s the only logical solution
@dennygolfszn.bsky.social Nick Dunlap dead last at Travelers. This guy needs to play the British Open and then take a six month break from seeing anything golf related lol
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@dennygolfszn.bsky.social Nick Dunlap dead last at Travelers. This guy needs to play the British Open and then take a six month break from seeing anything golf related lol
Lovely email by @davidjroth.bsky.social to subscribers of the Defector but I must insist you get back to work writing about our Big Wet President Who Sucks at Golf and all his shithead buddies. Alternatively, more Mets content
June 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Lovely email by @davidjroth.bsky.social to subscribers of the Defector but I must insist you get back to work writing about our Big Wet President Who Sucks at Golf and all his shithead buddies. Alternatively, more Mets content