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@lablawz.bsky.social
Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social have you written about the crazy inflation market that is greeting cards? Two Valentine’s Day cards cost me $17!!!!! What the hell is going on?!?!?!
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hey @professorbutts.com, product review: very good, not as chemically flavored. 8.7/10
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
That beer at 5 pm on a Friday when the temperature is over 60 degrees is gonna hit like a truck

@treblaw.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, what’s the snow situation in Buffalo? Supposed to fly out at 5 pm today from the airport
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hey @professorbutts.com I have secured the goods
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, let’s start a “Josh Allen throw for 250 yards challenge”
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social, I read the defector annual report but didn’t see the number of lawyers who are subscribers. Important footnote (I made a bet with a friend, please release the number)
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, I’m working on a theory that Nick Dunlap is gonna end up with like 10+ wins on the PGA Tour but they will all be weird events no one remembers. Underrated bullshit artist
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hey @dennygolfszn.bsky.social, our boy Nick Dunlap making his patented late season charge to win a random golf tournament. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat?
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I bet @davidjroth.bsky.social is cooking up the most deranged Mets-related election take of 2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I need to hear what your dad’s thoughts are on the Ryder Cup. I’m livid
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Buffalo to Boston, 630 pm after the first day two days of the bar exam on my way to take a third day of the bar exam in Boston
What is the bleakest flight you've ever been on? Combination of airline, time of day, destination. Mine was probably a Spirit red eye to Pittsburgh on a Tuesday in February
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hey @lukeoneil47.bsky.social, thoughts on Wu trouncing the failson in the prelim Boston election? I love it, personally
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My almost 2 y.o daughter won the yearly neighborhood picnic baby race yesterday so handily that I started yelling “it’s belt to ass season!” in front of 400 neighbors.

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August 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hey @alexkirshner.com, where can I place a bet that Tommy Fleetwood will shoot 1 over on Sunday and lose by three strokes?
August 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hello Mr. homefield sir @homefield.bsky.social, my daughter loves my UGA golfing bulldog shirt. Any other fun golf shirts in the collection? (Can I even search golf related stuff on the website?)
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
July 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Dear @hollyanderson.bsky.social, I lost the thread where your dad recommended a golf tour company in Ireland/Scotland. Help!
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Did you see this @actioncookbook.com
this made me laugh so much
July 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Me watching my beloved Oregon Ducks get beat with a pillow case of rocks by Rutgers on a rainy October weekday
I can't believe we're losing to these assholes
July 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The @defector.com victimizing me personally by asking me if I was a lawyer. Next they’re gonna ask me if I like to play golf. Will the horrors never cease?
July 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, Fleetwood has to show up to the next tournament with a buzz cut right? It’s the only logical solution
June 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@dennygolfszn.bsky.social Nick Dunlap dead last at Travelers. This guy needs to play the British Open and then take a six month break from seeing anything golf related lol
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lovely email by @davidjroth.bsky.social to subscribers of the Defector but I must insist you get back to work writing about our Big Wet President Who Sucks at Golf and all his shithead buddies. Alternatively, more Mets content
June 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM