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amyirenie.bsky.social
@amyirenie.bsky.social
Elder millennial with all the accompanying mental health diagnoses. Toddler mom after infertility woes. Still think it’s an accident my husband married me. Absolute hodgepodge of interests.
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The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bravo, Taylor. I giggled, gasped, sobbed, said “aww” 50 times. Congratulations!! 🧡❤️‍🔥
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries.

He said this out loud.
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Meanwhile, Dana White will also be there so they can sort the crazy white boys into “military” and “WWE entertainment”
Hegseth: "Basic training is being restored to what it should be -- scary, tough, and disciplined. We're empowering drill sergeants to instill healthy fear in new recruits, ensuring that future warfighters are forged ... they can put hands on recruits."
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Since I WFH, sometimes I just sit in my car after school drop off in the morning because I know work is inside my house 😭😭😭
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve completely lost the ship. Any other toddler moms feel me? 😅😅
September 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Would like to watch football but had screaming toddler fight napping for 30 minutes and I have to log into work. Love that.
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just in case you hadn’t heard, working moms are living in hell. Multiply that by 2 if they’re toddlers with sleep regression then multiply that again by multiple children. I only have one and Satan himself is running my life. Thanks for checking in.
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Secret photo shows that Portland has already established an autonomous free zone! They're going to call it the Portland Saturday Market!
#WarRavagedPortland
#Portland
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh hey Game Day dudes. 😍🤍
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I want Notre Dame to score 950000 points on Arkansas today.
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hey so I knew the toddler would start protesting naps but projectile vomiting after putting him in his bed wasn’t something I anticipated happening once. Or now 3 times.
a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera
ALT: a man in a suit says " pardon " while looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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“We’re the good people, they’re the bad people. That’s the best way I know to explain it. I don’t like their people, I don’t like their players, I don’t like a damn thing about ’em.”

— Former KU coach Don Fambrough
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
WAY TO KICK, JACK!!! 😂🙌🏻🏈
I love @collegegameday.bsky.social so much
September 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know what #SportingKC needs. We need the reverse Ted Lasso. Send a premier league guy to Kansas. Wonder what Jurgen Klopp is up to. 😂😂
August 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dean Cain wishes he would have been famous or rich enough to be on Epstein’s list. Just ask the girls around Aspen 25 years ago 👀
August 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
USA v Fiji women’s rugby World Cup!! Yay @ilonamaher.bsky.social! 🏉🏉🏉
July 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Etsy has always been iffy for me and aside from the recent calls to action on right wing merch, this is another thing that is sketchy. I specifically choose “ships from United States” on most items because I want to support the actual small businesses. I ordered a ring from a shop in “Wyoming”
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We’ve reached the point of toddlerhood where we just say “good night!” and close the door and he doesn’t even cry for me anymore? Just talks to his stuffies and jumps on his bed until he lays down and goes to sleep. Absolutely wild to me.
July 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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nice to see your mom is keeping busy
July 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM