Amusing Pseudonym
@amusingpseudonym.bsky.social
"putting god given talent to hellish use"
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Are you an acquaintance interested in taking our relationship to the next level? Asking for a friend.
Maybe there won't be marriage
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Maybe there won't be sex
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Maybe there won't be sex
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February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Maybe there won't be marriage
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Maybe there won't be sex
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Maybe there won't be sex
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Forget the law library -- he's going to need a laxative to pull that argument out of his ass.
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Forget the law library -- he's going to need a laxative to pull that argument out of his ass.
"I have searched the depths"
Yeah, he's up all night, cracking the books
Yeah, he's up all night, cracking the books
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
"I have searched the depths"
Yeah, he's up all night, cracking the books
Yeah, he's up all night, cracking the books
๐ถ BAMF four times
๐ถ to the ceiling if you want me
๐ถ to the ceiling if you want me
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
๐ถ BAMF four times
๐ถ to the ceiling if you want me
๐ถ to the ceiling if you want me
GET JIGGY WITH ZOD
LIMBO BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
GET JIGGY WITH ZOD
And not just C-suite execs. This morning Instagram served me an ad with a building contractor cheerily listing all the types of employee AI will allow him to fire. "The only human involved will be the one who shows up to swing the hammer."
no, it simply isnt.
People are talking about capital using gAI as an excuse to conduct mass lay-offs, about students losing learning because theyre being lied to about gAI in education, about the mass theft of the work of artists and authors to train LLMs, about CSAM and nonconsensual sexual images.
People are talking about capital using gAI as an excuse to conduct mass lay-offs, about students losing learning because theyre being lied to about gAI in education, about the mass theft of the work of artists and authors to train LLMs, about CSAM and nonconsensual sexual images.
The predominent anti-AI position on bsky is that AI is useless, fake, shit and basically the same as NFTs, destined to collapse in months once everyone sees how poor it is. So anyone who suggests that it could improve or be useful to any boss in any situation in the future must be evil.
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
And not just C-suite execs. This morning Instagram served me an ad with a building contractor cheerily listing all the types of employee AI will allow him to fire. "The only human involved will be the one who shows up to swing the hammer."
Narrowly avoided being bumped into by a guy who looked like MacReady from The Thing, but five-two. Thought to myself, "Watch it, Squirt Russell." {pause} "...Still got it."
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Narrowly avoided being bumped into by a guy who looked like MacReady from The Thing, but five-two. Thought to myself, "Watch it, Squirt Russell." {pause} "...Still got it."
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Similarly, Raising Arizona may be the movie I've watched the absolute most often in my entire life, but I only just this minute realized that was Frances McDormand.
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Similarly, Raising Arizona may be the movie I've watched the absolute most often in my entire life, but I only just this minute realized that was Frances McDormand.
Similarly, Raising Arizona may be the movie I've watched the absolute most often in my entire life, but I only just this minute realized that was Frances McDormand.
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Similarly, Raising Arizona may be the movie I've watched the absolute most often in my entire life, but I only just this minute realized that was Frances McDormand.
But how do you guage things that are being electrocuted?
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
But how do you guage things that are being electrocuted?
"Bring me everything... mRNA."
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"Bring me everything... mRNA."
"White State Department officials dance like this, but Black State Department officials be like--"
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"White State Department officials dance like this, but Black State Department officials be like--"
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Oh jeez, I just noticed what Betty is doing.
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oh jeez, I just noticed what Betty is doing.
It stands to reason that every movie in existence was, at some point, the only movie -- and thus the best movie -- at least one person had ever seen. Even Stakeout 2: Another Stakeout.
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
It stands to reason that every movie in existence was, at some point, the only movie -- and thus the best movie -- at least one person had ever seen. Even Stakeout 2: Another Stakeout.
"You know what happens when a frog gets hit by lightning? The same thing as when Thor does it."
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
"You know what happens when a frog gets hit by lightning? The same thing as when Thor does it."
big Kid Who Accidentally Called The Teacher 'Mommy' That One Time energy
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
big Kid Who Accidentally Called The Teacher 'Mommy' That One Time energy
"See what I did there, boss? With the almost getting your catchphrase right?"
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"See what I did there, boss? With the almost getting your catchphrase right?"
It's purely transactional, though.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It's purely transactional, though.
Okay, but let's see AI try to shake its head in disappointment.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Okay, but let's see AI try to shake its head in disappointment.
I only noticed she was in Spies Like Us a year or two ago. (I mean, I definitely noticed the character. Just didn't realize that was her.)
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I only noticed she was in Spies Like Us a year or two ago. (I mean, I definitely noticed the character. Just didn't realize that was her.)