Amusing Pseudonym
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"putting god given talent to hellish use"
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Are you an acquaintance interested in taking our relationship to the next level? Asking for a friend.
You're at Rosencrantz.
I need you at Guildenstern.
They're what?
Both of them?
Nevermind, then.
I need you at Guildenstern.
They're what?
Both of them?
Nevermind, then.
You're at Rizzoli.
I need you at Isles.
I need you at Isles.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You're at Rosencrantz.
I need you at Guildenstern.
They're what?
Both of them?
Nevermind, then.
I need you at Guildenstern.
They're what?
Both of them?
Nevermind, then.
Grok thinks the ballroom is already 150% over budget.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Grok thinks the ballroom is already 150% over budget.
Today I learned the lyric ISN'T "Hawaiian oysters"
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today I learned the lyric ISN'T "Hawaiian oysters"
Beauty and Mr. Beast - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"You've always been the president here."
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"You've always been the president here."
IFC is showing the first four Police Academy movies in reverse order this afternoon, in case you've ever wanted to see Steve Guttenberg get benjamin buttoned.
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
IFC is showing the first four Police Academy movies in reverse order this afternoon, in case you've ever wanted to see Steve Guttenberg get benjamin buttoned.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
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I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
Change one letter, ruin a candy
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Change one letter*, ruin a candy
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October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Change one letter*, ruin a candy
* (an unspecified number of times)
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Change one letter, ruin a candy
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
Make a movie contagious
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Make a movie contagious
TIL the John Mellencamp lyric is "I fight authority, authority always wins" *not* "I find authority, authority always wins". I guess all this time I thought he was just making an observation. 🤷
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
TIL the John Mellencamp lyric is "I fight authority, authority always wins" *not* "I find authority, authority always wins". I guess all this time I thought he was just making an observation. 🤷
Arnold Schwarzenegger in an ad campaign for a grocery store's hardware brand.
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger in an ad campaign for a grocery store's hardware brand.
Semi-rhetorical question:
If -- as the government commercials YouTube started serving me today claim -- drug dealers are actively *trying* to kill Americans by lacing other drugs with fentanyl, why go through all the trouble of smuggling it in? Why not lace drugs with, say, off the shelf Draino?
If -- as the government commercials YouTube started serving me today claim -- drug dealers are actively *trying* to kill Americans by lacing other drugs with fentanyl, why go through all the trouble of smuggling it in? Why not lace drugs with, say, off the shelf Draino?
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Semi-rhetorical question:
If -- as the government commercials YouTube started serving me today claim -- drug dealers are actively *trying* to kill Americans by lacing other drugs with fentanyl, why go through all the trouble of smuggling it in? Why not lace drugs with, say, off the shelf Draino?
If -- as the government commercials YouTube started serving me today claim -- drug dealers are actively *trying* to kill Americans by lacing other drugs with fentanyl, why go through all the trouble of smuggling it in? Why not lace drugs with, say, off the shelf Draino?
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Such nonsense bullshit they can't even spell it consistently.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Such nonsense bullshit they can't even spell it consistently.
Make a movie food:
October 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Make a movie food:
Make a movie food:
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Make a movie food:
I only has cat *on* blanket 😕
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I only has cat *on* blanket 😕
Make a movie food:
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Make a movie food: