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Amie Jordan
@amiescool.bsky.social
Author. Tea drinker. Pro Knitter. ALL THE HIDDEN MONSTERS out now w/ Chicken House. ALL THE LOST SOULS out May ‘25. Agent: Lydia Silver, DA Children’s.

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Talking to my best mate about her job and the uni essays she has to read and grade is fascinating. Author must be the only profession to whom the word counts these students are complaining they’re struggling to hit sounds like cruel and tortuous shackles 😅😭
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Some days all I can think about is the fact that my friend’s mum is called Merlin and her Aunt (Merlin’s sister) is called Joan OfArc (OfArc is her middle name)
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This crashed & burned about a week after lmfao

men. laborious as fuck.
A hot guy has just correctly used ‘laborious’ to describe something, and I’m not sure if it’s simply testament to how bad the pickings are on hinge in your 30s that this could be the hottest thing that’s happened recently? But we have to get married now. (He doesn’t know it yet.)
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I've been so bad at keeping up with Blue Sky. Or any socials. Or any book marketing. Or writing n general. Or just anything. Just being an adult. Just existing. Does it ever get any easier?! At newly-33 i'm starting to fear not
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Come sit around the campfire as we ask @amiescool.bsky.social all the questions! What’s her writing style? What's up with the tunnels under Manchester? 👀 Is she team Edward or team Jacob? 🔎 Can she spill the secrets about book 3? 🤫 #CampYA

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@chickenhousebooks.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A hot guy has just correctly used ‘laborious’ to describe something, and I’m not sure if it’s simply testament to how bad the pickings are on hinge in your 30s that this could be the hottest thing that’s happened recently? But we have to get married now. (He doesn’t know it yet.)
July 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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📚🏆We're thrilled to share the first of two blog posts in celebration of Branford Boase Award's shortlisted authors and editors.

👀📖 YA author @amiescool.bsky.social shares what it's like to work with @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social editor, Rachel Leyshon 👇

paperboundmag.com/2025/06/07/b...
Branford Boase Award 2025: Amie Jordan on working with Chicken House editor Rachel Leyshon for shortlisted novel, All the Hidden Monsters
Amie Jordan is one of six authors on the shortlist for the 2025 Branford Boase Award. The Branford Boase Award is shared with the book’s editor and Amie describes how she and her editor Rachel Leys…
paperboundmag.com
June 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
niche, but as a heavily tattoo'd woman and a writer, I really would love someone to commission me to write an article analysing the various reactions or comments I've received regarding them. Specifically men, and why they only ever seem to pick certain ones to point out & start a conversation on.
May 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Happy Publication Day to ALL THE LOST SOULS by @amiescool.bsky.social 📚

The sequel to All the Hidden Monsters! This razor-sharp YA romantasy has an addictive slow-burn romance, twisty crime and heart-warming friendships. Perfect for fans of Cassandra Clare, with a touch of Rivers of London
May 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
book 2 pub day tomorrow taking me out of debut author into regular author with multiple books. Absolutely metal life update for that 8 year old girl that used to sit in her bedroom writing stories just to escape mundane reality in which magic didn't exist
May 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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CONGRATULATIONS to @amiescool.bsky.social and to her fantastic editor for being included in this incredible shortlist for the 2025 #BranfordBoaseAward! 📚🎉

This brilliant award celebrates the most talented debut Children’s writers and their editors ✨

#AllTheHiddenMonsters #Debut
April 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
asked on insta why Good Friday is called such in reeeally bad faith just to make a cheap joke this morning & the amount of people replying it stands for 'gods only offspring dies' is making my practicing-christian-albeit-a-rebellious-perhaps-even-offensively-so eye twitch😭

Stop being so stupid 😂
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ngl it was actually a very nice night, they were all women in heavily male dominated fields and so they were very self aware 😅
long story how I got into this situation in the first place but tomorrow I'm going to dinner with a group of strangers, I know their nationalities & work sectors but that's it til I get there.

And it's just me and a load of people that work in 'tech' 😂🤦‍♀️ (one, I think, works both tech & 'services')
April 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Kidlit colleagues, just a reminder that JK Rowling *funded* this challenge over the definition of women at the Supreme Court. Every time you choose to work with her, platform her, take a stance that aligns with her, buy her books, nominate her for more awards, she uses that and funds hate.
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
long story how I got into this situation in the first place but tomorrow I'm going to dinner with a group of strangers, I know their nationalities & work sectors but that's it til I get there.

And it's just me and a load of people that work in 'tech' 😂🤦‍♀️ (one, I think, works both tech & 'services')
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don't know why submitting my self-employed tax returns makes my heart pound 😅 not like my meagre income that I have spreadsheeted down to the last penny is ever gonna flag me as a massive tax fraudster so WHAT even scares me so much 🤦‍♀️😂
April 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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@jonezyboy.bsky.social returns with another comprehensive round up of the best in YA and MG Horror books.

Featuring books from @lindsayncurrie.bsky.social @mrfournet.bsky.social @amiescool.bsky.social

gnofhorror.com/top-8-ya-and...

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Top 8 YA And Middle Grade Horror Books Of March/April
Top YA and Middle Grade Horror Books of March/April We have eight books in our latest Middle Grade and YA roundup
gnofhorror.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Such exiting post today! ✉️ I may have let out a gasp on opening this one! Very, very excited to see this, @amiescool.bsky.social Massive congratulations ❤️📚
Thank you @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Presenting my new book how men present fish.

Out May 8th - pre order now.
March 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I grew up with only girl cousins so Jasper was a shock to the system for all of us anyway really but this kid has pulled out two of his own teeth this week that were wobbly bc he 'couldn't be bothered waiting for them to fall out of their own'

boys are truly unhinged ???
March 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
someone's just tagged me in a review that was 4* and opened with saying they loved the book, but then the whole review was just a list of things they didn't like 😂😭

Is this... is this the new way to get round the 'don't tag us in bad reviews' rule 💀
a man wearing ear buds is drinking a glass of beer
Alt: guy drinking wine
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March 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
can't stop laughing at jasper telling me his mate was upset school declined a 4 week holiday request, but then half an hour later tells me completely unrelated that kid has been off sick for 3 weeks now and he hopes he's okay. Absolutely not put 2 and 2 together there😂🤦‍♀️
March 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my laughter is getting more and more unhinged as I try to edit this manuscript down to under 100k 😂
March 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
out at dinner last night my mate's husband pronounced Henry Cavill's surname like Cruella DeVille and now I fear I will never be able to call that man anything else again
March 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
absolutely thrilling today to have a classic 'can I ask you advice on how to get published' chat with a man who instantly argued back against the advice I gave when it wasn't what he wanted to hear 😂😂
March 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM