Devout lover of blasphemous memes, here is the t-shirt I've taken great joy in wearing today

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this? (it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss!) x

Presenting my new book how men present fish.

Out May 8th - pre order now.

Dunno what I'm saying really other than that I just want to acknowledge that she had lived. And that life is short.

Congratulations Ann, and thank you 💜🤍

But 'you shouldn’t always take things Donald Trump says absolutely literally' isn't dissent is it? It's making excuses for him just like Johnson did. Spineless arselickers, all of them.

When your mate’s husband is just some kind of 3D printer wizard and makes a whole lamp out of your book?! 🤯

He never looks more handsome than in winter morning sunlight 🧡🤎

honestly don’t think any of the heroic lines in lotr go harder that Eomer warning Wormtongue that for too long has he watched his sister, too long has he haunted her steps

I know it came out in 2001 so just outside of the 90s but I genuinely think I'm still a bit mentally scarred from being repeatedly told by magazines as a 9yr old girl that Renée Zellweger was a disgusting fat monster that had to put on so much weight to play Bridget Jones.

Bridget Jones:

Made a shortlist. Great news.

Only gone back on twitter recently to follow the I’m A Celeb chat but made the mistake today of making a joke about the Gregg Wallace debacle. Within half an hour I had ‘NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT GROOMING GANGS IN ROCHDALE EH’ replies 😂😭

Fucking cesspit, honestly

Anyway, lost my mind on the outdoor Christmas lights this year. Made them music video and everything 🎄

The iconic Siobhan McSweeney on echo chambers on social media 🖤✨

(Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster - old now but a fantastic ep if you wanted a rec)

Need a day to just recover from the mental energy I have to exert to get through very busy and highly social events without looking hysterical and stressed, but first time at YALC as an author was lovely

Anyone here yet that’s at YALC this weekend?

I’ll be talking ‘Getting Published’ w/ director & literary agent at Darley Anderson Lydia Silver at 12pm in the industry arena

And the Unnatural topic Panel at 4pm w/ David Fenne, Krystal Sutherland & Rhianna Pratchett!

Signing tables too 🎉

Absolutely convinced myself we’re already in the ‘finishing writing that book can wait til new year’ phase of Nearly Christmas.

Here’s a picture of my dogs instead.

I’ll panic about deadlines on Jan 1st x

If anyone is interested in the ghost socks I’m currently knitting. Yea Halloween has passed, but ghosts like Christmas too.