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Chicago🌭via Detroit🦁
Upper Trenton Channel of the Detroit River Hive rise up!
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"Aaand" - Troy Aikman
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Brad
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
How many people has this regime directly murdered?
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Living in my friend's tall lakeside condo building for a few weeks and man when that unfiltered sun hits the window I'm in full cat mode
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This is what Ralph meant when he asked Lisa if she liked stuff
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And it wasn't even called up 15 seconds after the play!
Don't let the ASB OPI (legit) distract you from the TesLaa OPI (dumb)
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sushi Taku having locations in Wicker Park, Logan Square, and...Charlotte, NC is really messing with me.

The same goes for Billy Sunday.

Why is there some Chicago/Charlotte restaurant portal?
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Guy on the blue line loudly talking about the old testament and growing up in a synagogue. Good be back Chicago
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Went to the Blackhawks game tonight
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Post-game interviews are dumb but also you could just not be a dick to the person whose job it is to do an interview you are contractually obligated to do.

Go he a dick to your union for allowing them in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What the hell about this mediocre, unattractive person causes these insane reactions?
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I didn't feel the earthquake 😞
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
7/11 cashier spoke to me in Japanese the entire transaction and then switched to English for the white guy behind me. I am now legally Japanese
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Guy at the bar requested Last Christmas and everyone boo'd but then Last Christmas came on and everyone fucking loved it
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All that snow really has me missing Chicago and also missing having a permanent home.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
After all the changes in CFB recently it's great to see LSU is a better job than Ole Miss like it always has been
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sometimes I think it's important to remember the song Landslide was featured in Jack Frost (1998)
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Maybe some flowers man idk
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just paid $6 for a beef bowl, miso soup and giant bottle of beer AMA
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I know there are way bigger things to complaine about but what the fuck is this
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No no NO
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Watching a Japanese documentary that's jumped from Marilyn Monroe to JFK to the fight for interracial marriage in the US to Elton John to Princess Diana
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Instagram swapping the search and reels button is the type of innovation that makes big tech worth it
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM