Amber B
@amborzini.bsky.social
Personal Assistant Dynamo 🏳️🌈 Dachshund Wrangler 🐕 Real Californian 🧀 Loveable Misanthrope 🎀 Breast Cancer Warrior
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Amber B
@amborzini.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Dad wanted to live like the Wilderness Family. We all did, except for Mom, who couldn't bear the idea of missing her soaps or idle chatter w friends over the course of several doobies. I romanticized the thrill of running for my life from something wild--something more alive than chattering ladies.
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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GOP ARE “COWARDS”- every elected GOP/IND should’ve spoken out about a sitting President calling for execution of elected servants of ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ 🤬 THEY ARE COWARDS TO ONE FEEBLE OLD CONVICTED CRIMINAL! MSM SHOULD CONFRONT EVERYONE OF THEM FOR NOT SPEAKING OUT- but THEY ARE MOSTLY COWARDS TOO 🇺🇸😢
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
GOP ARE “COWARDS”- every elected GOP/IND should’ve spoken out about a sitting President calling for execution of elected servants of ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ 🤬 THEY ARE COWARDS TO ONE FEEBLE OLD CONVICTED CRIMINAL! MSM SHOULD CONFRONT EVERYONE OF THEM FOR NOT SPEAKING OUT- but THEY ARE MOSTLY COWARDS TOO 🇺🇸😢
Waiting for the 1% class to step up and fill all the food banks. The only superhero so far is Taylor Swift.
Donald Trump is now going all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court to take SNAP food benefits away from Americans in need.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Waiting for the 1% class to step up and fill all the food banks. The only superhero so far is Taylor Swift.
For round 4, I read Chapter 4 & start of 5. Saving Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama for the worst of times has been the best of choices. Pharmacy lagged, but I was thinking of a van down by the river and my own first impressions of Farley as a teen in a little bucolic town by a river. #breastcancer
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
For round 4, I read Chapter 4 & start of 5. Saving Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama for the worst of times has been the best of choices. Pharmacy lagged, but I was thinking of a van down by the river and my own first impressions of Farley as a teen in a little bucolic town by a river. #breastcancer
Thanks to the first 3 chapters of Bob Odenkirk's Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama for getting me through round 3 of chemo. 3 down, 13 to go.
#breastcancer
#breastcancer
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thanks to the first 3 chapters of Bob Odenkirk's Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama for getting me through round 3 of chemo. 3 down, 13 to go.
#breastcancer
#breastcancer
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HARK! President Pedo took back control of the narrative this week. All he had to do was kill more Venezuelan fishermen, bulldoze the White House and shit on everyone.
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
HARK! President Pedo took back control of the narrative this week. All he had to do was kill more Venezuelan fishermen, bulldoze the White House and shit on everyone.
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?
Still no ballot in the mail, but a jury summons arrived just in time for 5 more months of chemo followed by a month of radiation treatments.
#breastcancer
#breastcancer
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Still no ballot in the mail, but a jury summons arrived just in time for 5 more months of chemo followed by a month of radiation treatments.
#breastcancer
#breastcancer
I don't know why all my neighbors got their mail-in ballots weeks ago, but I'm still waiting on mine.
#fishy
@governor.ca.gov
#fishy
@governor.ca.gov
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't know why all my neighbors got their mail-in ballots weeks ago, but I'm still waiting on mine.
#fishy
@governor.ca.gov
#fishy
@governor.ca.gov
As history unfolds in real time
ABC: rerun of What Would You Do
CBS: rerun of The Dish
NBC: rerun of Dateline
Fox: all the #NoKings speeches live
ABC: rerun of What Would You Do
CBS: rerun of The Dish
NBC: rerun of Dateline
Fox: all the #NoKings speeches live
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
As history unfolds in real time
ABC: rerun of What Would You Do
CBS: rerun of The Dish
NBC: rerun of Dateline
Fox: all the #NoKings speeches live
ABC: rerun of What Would You Do
CBS: rerun of The Dish
NBC: rerun of Dateline
Fox: all the #NoKings speeches live
Programming at ABC, @nbcnews.com & @cbsnews.com is being decided by Young Republicans now?! The revolution is being televised on Fox while the rest drop the ball.
#hackjournalism
#hackjournalism
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Programming at ABC, @nbcnews.com & @cbsnews.com is being decided by Young Republicans now?! The revolution is being televised on Fox while the rest drop the ball.
#hackjournalism
#hackjournalism
Fox: I would say hundreds upon hundreds of people, possibly thousands.
#hackjournalism
#hackjournalism
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fox: I would say hundreds upon hundreds of people, possibly thousands.
#hackjournalism
#hackjournalism
Waiting for ABC, @cbsnews.com & @nbcnews.com to catch up with Fox and actually show history in the making. Only Fox is broadcasting #NoKings protests in real time.
ABC: buy these shampoos!
NBC: recycling yesterday's news
CBS: also recycling yesterday's news
ABC: buy these shampoos!
NBC: recycling yesterday's news
CBS: also recycling yesterday's news
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Waiting for ABC, @cbsnews.com & @nbcnews.com to catch up with Fox and actually show history in the making. Only Fox is broadcasting #NoKings protests in real time.
ABC: buy these shampoos!
NBC: recycling yesterday's news
CBS: also recycling yesterday's news
ABC: buy these shampoos!
NBC: recycling yesterday's news
CBS: also recycling yesterday's news
Curtis Sliwa just compared Mamdani to Daft Punk.
a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet
ALT: a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Curtis Sliwa just compared Mamdani to Daft Punk.
So, @cbsnews.com scolds Katie Porter for cursing at staff.
Meanwhile, young republican racists call for gas chambers and rape and CBS offers them crickets.
#hackjournalism
Meanwhile, young republican racists call for gas chambers and rape and CBS offers them crickets.
#hackjournalism
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So, @cbsnews.com scolds Katie Porter for cursing at staff.
Meanwhile, young republican racists call for gas chambers and rape and CBS offers them crickets.
#hackjournalism
Meanwhile, young republican racists call for gas chambers and rape and CBS offers them crickets.
#hackjournalism
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Watching Australian Survivor on YouTube because Paramount+ is too daft to add it to their streaming selection.
October 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Watching Australian Survivor on YouTube because Paramount+ is too daft to add it to their streaming selection.
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Wonder IF they would have done this Without masks ,military uniforms and weapons??? THIS is not brave. THEY are cowards.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wonder IF they would have done this Without masks ,military uniforms and weapons??? THIS is not brave. THEY are cowards.
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This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.
I thought I blocked this idiot last week. Must be a clone. 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I thought I blocked this idiot last week. Must be a clone. 🙃
Turning Point is planning an all racist halftime show. They wanted Jimmy Kimmel to foot the bill for their podunk Kid Rock show.
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Turning Point is planning an all racist halftime show. They wanted Jimmy Kimmel to foot the bill for their podunk Kid Rock show.
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Disappointed that @nbcnews.com gave sycophantic liar Mike Johnson so much time to lie on the news tonight. #hackjournalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Disappointed that @nbcnews.com gave sycophantic liar Mike Johnson so much time to lie on the news tonight. #hackjournalism
This international "we have to give credit to that orange jackass for giving us a peace plan" is so stupid. Nobody ever needed their name stamped on a plan more than that insecure incompetent conman. Don't feed the moron!
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This international "we have to give credit to that orange jackass for giving us a peace plan" is so stupid. Nobody ever needed their name stamped on a plan more than that insecure incompetent conman. Don't feed the moron!