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Amber B
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Personal Assistant Dynamo 🏳️‍🌈 Dachshund Wrangler 🐕 Real Californian 🧀 Loveable Misanthrope 🎀 Breast Cancer Warrior
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Dad wanted to live like the Wilderness Family. We all did, except for Mom, who couldn't bear the idea of missing her soaps or idle chatter w friends over the course of several doobies. I romanticized the thrill of running for my life from something wild--something more alive than chattering ladies.
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Not to sound like a centrist but I don’t think child rape should be a partisan issue.
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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I’m not sure I’ve ever come across anyone who sounded as guilty in a coverup conspiracy as Pamela Jo Bondi does right now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bondi's efforts to deflect are so weak.

"Don't focus on my failures when your state has a crime problem" isn't the gotcha she thinks it is.

She fails to hold herself accountable, then insists upon suckling Trump's balls every other sentence.
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Ted Lieu: I believe you just lied under oath.
Pam Bondi: Don't you ever accuse me of lying!
Ted Lieu: I believe you just lied under oath.

Go, Ted! The truth will out!
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"For 18 years!"
--Bondi wants to go over her resume rather than hold herself accountable in the present.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Bondi does a great impression of a whiny toddler whenever she's questioned by a Democrat.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Pam Bondi is a vile human being.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Jim Jordan throws softballs at Bondi, tries to villify Don Lemon.

Sure, Jim. That's more important than going after the billionaire pedo cannibal cabal. 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Republicans treat this hearing like an ad for kissing their dear leader's diapered ass. This pathetic sycophant club drank their kool-aid this morning.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"She keeps going after President Trump, the greatest President in our history."
--dumbass sycophantic moron, Bondi
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Impeach Bondi. She's a vapid moron.
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Pam Bondi is a deplorable sycophantic whore.
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
#16 Last round yesterday! Now, I get a few weeks off, then 20 radiation treatments. ##breastcancer
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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When I say this nation is going to prevail, trust that it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with optimism. It’s based entirely on what I am taking in from people all across this nation.

These criminals will fail. We…will prevail.

The DECISION that it will happen, always comes before the “how.”
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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So, has the staffer who shared that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Pattiya and her friend Jen trying to shame Jo for having a healthy relationship with her son Dylan. Did she think we would rally around that bs?
#90DayFiance
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera thinks NO!
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February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I discovered the cult of tRump spewing bs here on bluesky. Their claims were so asinine. Russian bots or American idiots? It's so hard to tell with these morons.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Trump is demanding $10 billion because a contractor (not an IRS employee) leaked some of his data.

OK, then. It seems only fair that each of the 300,000,000+ Americans whose personal tax and Social Security data was leaked by DOGE receive the same renumeration.

That's $300,000,000,000,000+.
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Round 15 today. Just one more week until that precious bell rings. Then, a few weeks of rest that includes port removal surgery, CT, and starting acupuncture for neuropathy, followed by 20 blasts of artificial sunbeams and chemically induced menopause. Every milestone ought to have a bell, right?
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Alt: a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right says Okay, that's enough news for today
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February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Homan: I'm staying until the problem is gone.
Everyone: You are the problem.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Losing Diane Keaton and Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara in quick succession is a pretty big blow for people who enjoy elementary things such as "laughter" and "joy"
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Catherine O’Hara was a genius, a light, and a joy-maker.

What a loss to the world.
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ALT: a woman in a feathered dress says " im off to get ready "
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January 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM