i wrote about my jeep
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i wrote about my jeep
“Hazel” is a very happy girl, but sometimes she’s not! I wrote about how we’re dealing with those moments. Sometimes during hard times when I take a breath she says “no mommy! no breathe!” open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Hazel” is a very happy girl, but sometimes she’s not! I wrote about how we’re dealing with those moments. Sometimes during hard times when I take a breath she says “no mommy! no breathe!” open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
that trump video looks like a burger king commercial
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
that trump video looks like a burger king commercial
ok but what if it was a diss track about charlie kirk? 🤯
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ok but what if it was a diss track about charlie kirk? 🤯
im scared of social media at the moment because i screamed into the void and it screamed back, but if you want to read my new substack, its up open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
Parasocial Pt 2
I just deleted the app formally known as twitter, to protect myself from myself.
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September 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
im scared of social media at the moment because i screamed into the void and it screamed back, but if you want to read my new substack, its up open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
i have this app that i use to track my toddler’s sleep and after i put her to bed it asks if she’s protesting or if she fell asleep. but my two year old is not protesting per say, she just spends 10-15 mins after i leave the room to catching up with her stuffed penguin named Bilum.
September 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i have this app that i use to track my toddler’s sleep and after i put her to bed it asks if she’s protesting or if she fell asleep. but my two year old is not protesting per say, she just spends 10-15 mins after i leave the room to catching up with her stuffed penguin named Bilum.
i just realized i’m making enough with my writing now to afford rent in the first place i lived in new york! it was $500 a month and i was sharing a bed, but pretty cool! makes me feel hopeful that i can actually do this.
September 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i just realized i’m making enough with my writing now to afford rent in the first place i lived in new york! it was $500 a month and i was sharing a bed, but pretty cool! makes me feel hopeful that i can actually do this.
yesterday was 2 years since matt’s stroke, today we are celebrating our daughter’s 2nd birthday. life really do be like that ☯️
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Parasocial
It’s almost midnight, Matt had a stroke two years ago today.
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September 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
yesterday was 2 years since matt’s stroke, today we are celebrating our daughter’s 2nd birthday. life really do be like that ☯️
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i just saw an add for no smear mascara and realized, oh shit, i haven’t worn that stuff in ages. i mean mascara in general. i can’t believe i used to take time out of my day to make the hair on my eyelids looks longer. how bizarre.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i just saw an add for no smear mascara and realized, oh shit, i haven’t worn that stuff in ages. i mean mascara in general. i can’t believe i used to take time out of my day to make the hair on my eyelids looks longer. how bizarre.
i have a terrible voice in my head that i fight everyday. she says i’m doing a good job and deserve rest.
TRIGGER WARNING: HOSPITAL
everyone is ok
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TRIGGER WARNING: HOSPITAL
everyone is ok
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Here we go Again
TRIGGER WARNING: HOSPITAL VISIT
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September 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i have a terrible voice in my head that i fight everyday. she says i’m doing a good job and deserve rest.
TRIGGER WARNING: HOSPITAL
everyone is ok
open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
TRIGGER WARNING: HOSPITAL
everyone is ok
open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
our almost 2 year old woke up a little grumpy from her nap today. as she was complaining “mommy no put me down” and other regulars, she pointed at a pic on our shelf and said in the same whine “that’s paul verhoeven”
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
our almost 2 year old woke up a little grumpy from her nap today. as she was complaining “mommy no put me down” and other regulars, she pointed at a pic on our shelf and said in the same whine “that’s paul verhoeven”
my daughter doesn’t know “there was an old lady who swallowed a fly” but she does know “they are eating the dogs. they are eating the cats. that are in there”
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my daughter doesn’t know “there was an old lady who swallowed a fly” but she does know “they are eating the dogs. they are eating the cats. that are in there”
until we see him, he is both alive and dead.
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
until we see him, he is both alive and dead.
here’s a bit of the new piece i wrote on why i’ll never have a spotless stove. if you want to read the rest it’s at the link in my bio for free!
August 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
here’s a bit of the new piece i wrote on why i’ll never have a spotless stove. if you want to read the rest it’s at the link in my bio for free!
i got a new phone because matt ran my old one over with his wheelchair. the new one doesn’t remember my twitter password, so i guess that’s how i finally quit twitter.
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i got a new phone because matt ran my old one over with his wheelchair. the new one doesn’t remember my twitter password, so i guess that’s how i finally quit twitter.
wrote a new substack about my rash. it’s for paid subscribers only, you sickos. it’s actually me, i’m the sicko. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
That's Hot
I wake up itching.
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August 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
wrote a new substack about my rash. it’s for paid subscribers only, you sickos. it’s actually me, i’m the sicko. open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
we have a picture of paul verhoeven in our house. a while ago my two year old pointed at it and i told her “that’s paul verhoeven” so today she’s been running around the house pointing at me and matt and even the dogs and saying “that’s paul verhoeven” and then giggling
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
we have a picture of paul verhoeven in our house. a while ago my two year old pointed at it and i told her “that’s paul verhoeven” so today she’s been running around the house pointing at me and matt and even the dogs and saying “that’s paul verhoeven” and then giggling
i wrote another piece! it’s about asking for help. so… i’m asking you to subscribe to my substack if you want to help me write a book.
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i wrote another piece! it’s about asking for help. so… i’m asking you to subscribe to my substack if you want to help me write a book.
walking around in sweatpants and a harley davidson t with greasy bangs and a man just rolled down his window to say “omg you’re so pretty” i immediately checked if someone was swiping my wallet
July 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
walking around in sweatpants and a harley davidson t with greasy bangs and a man just rolled down his window to say “omg you’re so pretty” i immediately checked if someone was swiping my wallet
“warm” “inspiration to women” “amazing light” is how their describing a senior executive at blackstone
blackstone, who is buying up single family homes to drive up the prices in vegas? gave motel 6 guest lists to ICE? owned the slaughterhouse that got in trouble for child labor? that blackstone?
blackstone, who is buying up single family homes to drive up the prices in vegas? gave motel 6 guest lists to ICE? owned the slaughterhouse that got in trouble for child labor? that blackstone?
July 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“warm” “inspiration to women” “amazing light” is how their describing a senior executive at blackstone
blackstone, who is buying up single family homes to drive up the prices in vegas? gave motel 6 guest lists to ICE? owned the slaughterhouse that got in trouble for child labor? that blackstone?
blackstone, who is buying up single family homes to drive up the prices in vegas? gave motel 6 guest lists to ICE? owned the slaughterhouse that got in trouble for child labor? that blackstone?
July 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
new piece on substack. i wrote this while waiting 4 hours for hitch to be installed at u-haul. i’m still here. if you know my u-haul history you know it’s taking EVERYTHING in me to keep my tone under control. 🙏❤️
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June 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
new piece on substack. i wrote this while waiting 4 hours for hitch to be installed at u-haul. i’m still here. if you know my u-haul history you know it’s taking EVERYTHING in me to keep my tone under control. 🙏❤️
open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
open.substack.com/pub/amberrol...
i was crying and my toddler saw me, pointed at my face and said “sad!” “wet!” with the same enthusiasm she says “ball!” or “cheese!”
she really gets how important naming feelings is
she really gets how important naming feelings is
May 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i was crying and my toddler saw me, pointed at my face and said “sad!” “wet!” with the same enthusiasm she says “ball!” or “cheese!”
she really gets how important naming feelings is
she really gets how important naming feelings is