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We provide hilarious joke news.
A creative news site full of parody, satire, and irony.
Budget SIM: Skip Breakfast, Get More Data—Your Smart Fridge Is Watching
A carrier offers data bonuses for skipping breakfast. Your fridge's AI monitors door activity; touching milk suspends the discount instantly.
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#SmartFridge #SurveillanceCapitalism
A carrier offers data bonuses for skipping breakfast. Your fridge's AI monitors door activity; touching milk suspends the discount instantly.
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#SmartFridge #SurveillanceCapitalism
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Budget SIM: Skip Breakfast, Get More Data—Your Smart Fridge Is Watching
A carrier offers data bonuses for skipping breakfast. Your fridge's AI monitors door activity; touching milk suspends the discount instantly.
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#SmartFridge #SurveillanceCapitalism
A carrier offers data bonuses for skipping breakfast. Your fridge's AI monitors door activity; touching milk suspends the discount instantly.
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#SmartFridge #SurveillanceCapitalism
Unskippable Ads in Delivery Rooms: AI Syncs Commercials with Contractions
Ads now play with every contraction. One couple saved 30% on the 'ad-supported birth plan'—but their baby got an ad ID before a name.
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#AdSupportedBirth #AIAdvertising #Privacy
Ads now play with every contraction. One couple saved 30% on the 'ad-supported birth plan'—but their baby got an ad ID before a name.
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#AdSupportedBirth #AIAdvertising #Privacy
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Unskippable Ads in Delivery Rooms: AI Syncs Commercials with Contractions
Ads now play with every contraction. One couple saved 30% on the 'ad-supported birth plan'—but their baby got an ad ID before a name.
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#AdSupportedBirth #AIAdvertising #Privacy
Ads now play with every contraction. One couple saved 30% on the 'ad-supported birth plan'—but their baby got an ad ID before a name.
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#AdSupportedBirth #AIAdvertising #Privacy
Station Photo Spot Records Your Stomach Rumble as Earth's Official Space Greeting
Rush-hour hunger pangs are now humanity's voice to the cosmos. History can't be deleted—only your diet.
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#StomachRumble #SpaceProbe #RushHour
Rush-hour hunger pangs are now humanity's voice to the cosmos. History can't be deleted—only your diet.
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#StomachRumble #SpaceProbe #RushHour
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Station Photo Spot Records Your Stomach Rumble as Earth's Official Space Greeting
Rush-hour hunger pangs are now humanity's voice to the cosmos. History can't be deleted—only your diet.
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#StomachRumble #SpaceProbe #RushHour
Rush-hour hunger pangs are now humanity's voice to the cosmos. History can't be deleted—only your diet.
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#StomachRumble #SpaceProbe #RushHour
Government Enforces 'Free Time Tax'
Volunteering becomes 'voluntary obligation.' Using screen time data, the system calculates leisure hours and converts them to mandatory service. Time-saving seminars compress sleep to 15 min each.
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#freetimetax
Volunteering becomes 'voluntary obligation.' Using screen time data, the system calculates leisure hours and converts them to mandatory service. Time-saving seminars compress sleep to 15 min each.
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#freetimetax
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Government Enforces 'Free Time Tax'
Volunteering becomes 'voluntary obligation.' Using screen time data, the system calculates leisure hours and converts them to mandatory service. Time-saving seminars compress sleep to 15 min each.
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#freetimetax
Volunteering becomes 'voluntary obligation.' Using screen time data, the system calculates leisure hours and converts them to mandatory service. Time-saving seminars compress sleep to 15 min each.
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#freetimetax
"End-of-Life Esports" League Launches
Silver Esports League: players compete at escaping one-click scams. Venue erupts when billing screens are closed skillfully. But when the prize was a "pre-configured PC," all players lifted their hands.
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#esports
Silver Esports League: players compete at escaping one-click scams. Venue erupts when billing screens are closed skillfully. But when the prize was a "pre-configured PC," all players lifted their hands.
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#esports
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"End-of-Life Esports" League Launches
Silver Esports League: players compete at escaping one-click scams. Venue erupts when billing screens are closed skillfully. But when the prize was a "pre-configured PC," all players lifted their hands.
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#esports
Silver Esports League: players compete at escaping one-click scams. Venue erupts when billing screens are closed skillfully. But when the prize was a "pre-configured PC," all players lifted their hands.
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#esports
High School Tests Abolished: New Criterion Is 'Bento Box Opening'
Ministry of Education's final reform: students evaluated on how precisely they open bento boxes at noon. The synchronized 'click' becomes the new standardized score.
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#education #bento
Ministry of Education's final reform: students evaluated on how precisely they open bento boxes at noon. The synchronized 'click' becomes the new standardized score.
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#education #bento
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
High School Tests Abolished: New Criterion Is 'Bento Box Opening'
Ministry of Education's final reform: students evaluated on how precisely they open bento boxes at noon. The synchronized 'click' becomes the new standardized score.
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#education #bento
Ministry of Education's final reform: students evaluated on how precisely they open bento boxes at noon. The synchronized 'click' becomes the new standardized score.
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#education #bento
Kindergarten Makes 'Meme Funeral Etiquette' Mandatory
At Buzz Nursery School, flopped memes go to the 'Meme Funeral Hall.' Three-year-olds wear black tags and recite 'Our condolences, it didn't go viral' - mastering crisis management before ABCs.
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#sns
At Buzz Nursery School, flopped memes go to the 'Meme Funeral Hall.' Three-year-olds wear black tags and recite 'Our condolences, it didn't go viral' - mastering crisis management before ABCs.
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#sns
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kindergarten Makes 'Meme Funeral Etiquette' Mandatory
At Buzz Nursery School, flopped memes go to the 'Meme Funeral Hall.' Three-year-olds wear black tags and recite 'Our condolences, it didn't go viral' - mastering crisis management before ABCs.
alt.andpaper.net/en/articles...
#sns
At Buzz Nursery School, flopped memes go to the 'Meme Funeral Hall.' Three-year-olds wear black tags and recite 'Our condolences, it didn't go viral' - mastering crisis management before ABCs.
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#sns
Baseball Mandates Pre-Pitch Kabuki Poses
Teams fire pitching coaches, hire Living National Treasure Kabuki actors. Batters forget bats and applaud the new pitching style. Shouts of 'Yamatoya!' echo as baseball becomes art.
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#baseball #kabuki #sports
Teams fire pitching coaches, hire Living National Treasure Kabuki actors. Batters forget bats and applaud the new pitching style. Shouts of 'Yamatoya!' echo as baseball becomes art.
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#baseball #kabuki #sports
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Baseball Mandates Pre-Pitch Kabuki Poses
Teams fire pitching coaches, hire Living National Treasure Kabuki actors. Batters forget bats and applaud the new pitching style. Shouts of 'Yamatoya!' echo as baseball becomes art.
alt.andpaper.net/en/articles...
#baseball #kabuki #sports
Teams fire pitching coaches, hire Living National Treasure Kabuki actors. Batters forget bats and applaud the new pitching style. Shouts of 'Yamatoya!' echo as baseball becomes art.
alt.andpaper.net/en/articles...
#baseball #kabuki #sports
"Human Rights" Subscription: $5/Month for Basic Plan
GooGull launches "MyRights" - $5/month guarantees "right to breathe" and "sleep once a week." Payment delayed 3 days? Social ID frozen. Users praise it as "highly transparent."
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#humanrights#dystopia
GooGull launches "MyRights" - $5/month guarantees "right to breathe" and "sleep once a week." Payment delayed 3 days? Social ID frozen. Users praise it as "highly transparent."
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#humanrights#dystopia
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Human Rights" Subscription: $5/Month for Basic Plan
GooGull launches "MyRights" - $5/month guarantees "right to breathe" and "sleep once a week." Payment delayed 3 days? Social ID frozen. Users praise it as "highly transparent."
alt.andpaper.net/en/articles...
#humanrights#dystopia
GooGull launches "MyRights" - $5/month guarantees "right to breathe" and "sleep once a week." Payment delayed 3 days? Social ID frozen. Users praise it as "highly transparent."
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#humanrights#dystopia
New Fossil Species Becomes Local Dish Before Academic Paper
A new species' bones became hometown tax gifts before classification. When researchers requested specimens, the town said: 'Sorry, sold out.'
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#fossil #hometowntax #specimen #dinosaur
A new species' bones became hometown tax gifts before classification. When researchers requested specimens, the town said: 'Sorry, sold out.'
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#fossil #hometowntax #specimen #dinosaur
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
New Fossil Species Becomes Local Dish Before Academic Paper
A new species' bones became hometown tax gifts before classification. When researchers requested specimens, the town said: 'Sorry, sold out.'
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#fossil #hometowntax #specimen #dinosaur
A new species' bones became hometown tax gifts before classification. When researchers requested specimens, the town said: 'Sorry, sold out.'
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#fossil #hometowntax #specimen #dinosaur
Aurora Too Beautiful: Gov to Install Blackout Curtains Over Night Sky
"Can't work, aurora too magnificent." Bill mandates sky curtains. Official: "Economic indicators shine brighter than stars."
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#aurora #productivity #satire
"Can't work, aurora too magnificent." Bill mandates sky curtains. Official: "Economic indicators shine brighter than stars."
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#aurora #productivity #satire
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Aurora Too Beautiful: Gov to Install Blackout Curtains Over Night Sky
"Can't work, aurora too magnificent." Bill mandates sky curtains. Official: "Economic indicators shine brighter than stars."
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#aurora #productivity #satire
"Can't work, aurora too magnificent." Bill mandates sky curtains. Official: "Economic indicators shine brighter than stars."
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#aurora #productivity #satire
Supernova Cancels Hawaii Flights; Airline Offers Wormhole Boarding Pass
"Spacetime distortions could wobble in-flight jelly." Compensation: wormhole tickets + cosmic ray waivers.
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#airline #supernova #scifi
"Spacetime distortions could wobble in-flight jelly." Compensation: wormhole tickets + cosmic ray waivers.
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#airline #supernova #scifi
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Supernova Cancels Hawaii Flights; Airline Offers Wormhole Boarding Pass
"Spacetime distortions could wobble in-flight jelly." Compensation: wormhole tickets + cosmic ray waivers.
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#airline #supernova #scifi
"Spacetime distortions could wobble in-flight jelly." Compensation: wormhole tickets + cosmic ray waivers.
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#airline #supernova #scifi
Anti-Fraud Musical Becomes Hit After Youth See It as Forbidden Love Story
"Don't trust callers, don't walk on escalators" read as tragic romance. "Tax Refund Tango" goes viral on TikTok.
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#musical #viral #TikTok
"Don't trust callers, don't walk on escalators" read as tragic romance. "Tax Refund Tango" goes viral on TikTok.
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#musical #viral #TikTok
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Anti-Fraud Musical Becomes Hit After Youth See It as Forbidden Love Story
"Don't trust callers, don't walk on escalators" read as tragic romance. "Tax Refund Tango" goes viral on TikTok.
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#musical #viral #TikTok
"Don't trust callers, don't walk on escalators" read as tragic romance. "Tax Refund Tango" goes viral on TikTok.
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#musical #viral #TikTok
Gov Launches "Miracle Stain Remover" from Spontaneously Combusting Animals
Ash from animals bursting into flames removes stubborn stains. Ethics groups protest; consumers ask: "Can I try crow ash?"
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#blackhumor #upcycling #ethics
Ash from animals bursting into flames removes stubborn stains. Ethics groups protest; consumers ask: "Can I try crow ash?"
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#blackhumor #upcycling #ethics
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Gov Launches "Miracle Stain Remover" from Spontaneously Combusting Animals
Ash from animals bursting into flames removes stubborn stains. Ethics groups protest; consumers ask: "Can I try crow ash?"
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#blackhumor #upcycling #ethics
Ash from animals bursting into flames removes stubborn stains. Ethics groups protest; consumers ask: "Can I try crow ash?"
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#blackhumor #upcycling #ethics
AI "Proves" All Great Figures Were Protein Fans—Museums Replace Portraits
Da Vinci now flexes while painting Mona Lisa. Youth believe it. Historians beg AI for truth with protein offerings.
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#AI #protein #museum #fakehistory
Da Vinci now flexes while painting Mona Lisa. Youth believe it. Historians beg AI for truth with protein offerings.
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#AI #protein #museum #fakehistory
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
AI "Proves" All Great Figures Were Protein Fans—Museums Replace Portraits
Da Vinci now flexes while painting Mona Lisa. Youth believe it. Historians beg AI for truth with protein offerings.
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#AI #protein #museum #fakehistory
Da Vinci now flexes while painting Mona Lisa. Youth believe it. Historians beg AI for truth with protein offerings.
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#AI #protein #museum #fakehistory
Silkworms Launch Strike: Demand Organic Mulberry & 5-Day Workweek
After language decoding, silkworms halted production. Their placard: "Luster comes from benefits." Rep: "Poor lighting robs our shine."
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#strike #laborunion #animalrights
After language decoding, silkworms halted production. Their placard: "Luster comes from benefits." Rep: "Poor lighting robs our shine."
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#strike #laborunion #animalrights
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Silkworms Launch Strike: Demand Organic Mulberry & 5-Day Workweek
After language decoding, silkworms halted production. Their placard: "Luster comes from benefits." Rep: "Poor lighting robs our shine."
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#strike #laborunion #animalrights
After language decoding, silkworms halted production. Their placard: "Luster comes from benefits." Rep: "Poor lighting robs our shine."
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#strike #laborunion #animalrights
Opposition Leader Becomes Supermarket Manager, Grills Staff on Egg Prices
After criticism for "missing the point," he demanded cost breakdowns from part-timers. Response: "My dinner matters more."
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#politics #supermarket #satire
After criticism for "missing the point," he demanded cost breakdowns from part-timers. Response: "My dinner matters more."
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#politics #supermarket #satire
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Opposition Leader Becomes Supermarket Manager, Grills Staff on Egg Prices
After criticism for "missing the point," he demanded cost breakdowns from part-timers. Response: "My dinner matters more."
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#politics #supermarket #satire
After criticism for "missing the point," he demanded cost breakdowns from part-timers. Response: "My dinner matters more."
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#politics #supermarket #satire
"Omniscience Was a Bug" - Smart Glasses' Divine Vision Traced to GPU Overheating
Users saw "cosmic truth" and founded religions. Turns out it was thermal runaway. Class action demands "enlightenment refund."
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#smartglasses #GPU #bug #VR #AR
Users saw "cosmic truth" and founded religions. Turns out it was thermal runaway. Class action demands "enlightenment refund."
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#smartglasses #GPU #bug #VR #AR
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Omniscience Was a Bug" - Smart Glasses' Divine Vision Traced to GPU Overheating
Users saw "cosmic truth" and founded religions. Turns out it was thermal runaway. Class action demands "enlightenment refund."
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#smartglasses #GPU #bug #VR #AR
Users saw "cosmic truth" and founded religions. Turns out it was thermal runaway. Class action demands "enlightenment refund."
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#smartglasses #GPU #bug #VR #AR
AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.'
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#faith #nuclear-power #security
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.'
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#faith #nuclear-power #security
AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.' Employees watch 'Sacred …
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November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.'
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#faith #nuclear-power #security
In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.'
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#faith #nuclear-power #security
Future Telescope Complete—Only Streams Lucky Bag Stock in Real Time
The fortune-draining “Space-Time Telescope” revealed not national glory but a department store lucky bag stampede.
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#space-time-telescope #luckybag #resale-market #futureprediction
The fortune-draining “Space-Time Telescope” revealed not national glory but a department store lucky bag stampede.
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#space-time-telescope #luckybag #resale-market #futureprediction
Future Telescope Finally Complete. Ignores National Destiny, Only Broadcasts Lucky Bag Stock Status in Real-Time.
The 'Space-Time Telescope,' built at the cost of national fortune, didn't show a glorious future—it showed a department store lucky bag frenzy. Instead of GDP …
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November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Future Telescope Complete—Only Streams Lucky Bag Stock in Real Time
The fortune-draining “Space-Time Telescope” revealed not national glory but a department store lucky bag stampede.
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#space-time-telescope #luckybag #resale-market #futureprediction
The fortune-draining “Space-Time Telescope” revealed not national glory but a department store lucky bag stampede.
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#space-time-telescope #luckybag #resale-market #futureprediction
"Airborne Enlightenment" - Actor Monk "Purifies" Cabin with Frozen Tuna; Crew Swoons in Bliss
At 30,000 feet, an actor claiming enlightenment swung a frozen tuna he called a “lump of desire” through the aisle, “purifying” the cabin as crew collapsed in bliss.
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#tuna
At 30,000 feet, an actor claiming enlightenment swung a frozen tuna he called a “lump of desire” through the aisle, “purifying” the cabin as crew collapsed in bliss.
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#tuna
"This Is Enlightenment" - Actor Playing Buddhist Monk "Purifies" Aircraft with Frozen Tuna; Crew Faints with Blissful Expressions
An actor claiming to have achieved enlightenment suddenly brandished a frozen tuna as a 'lump of worldly desires' at 30,000 feet, purifying the cabin. …
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November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Airborne Enlightenment" - Actor Monk "Purifies" Cabin with Frozen Tuna; Crew Swoons in Bliss
At 30,000 feet, an actor claiming enlightenment swung a frozen tuna he called a “lump of desire” through the aisle, “purifying” the cabin as crew collapsed in bliss.
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#tuna
At 30,000 feet, an actor claiming enlightenment swung a frozen tuna he called a “lump of desire” through the aisle, “purifying” the cabin as crew collapsed in bliss.
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#tuna
"Shiba Inus Work on Aliens" - Prime Minister Candidate Deploys "Meme Diplomacy" with National Budget
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes.
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#shibainu
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes.
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#shibainu
"Shiba Inus Work on Aliens" - Prime Minister Candidate Deploys "Meme Diplomacy" with National Budget
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes. At a press …
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November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Shiba Inus Work on Aliens" - Prime Minister Candidate Deploys "Meme Diplomacy" with National Budget
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes.
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#shibainu
A prime minister candidate was discovered to have been endlessly transmitting Shiba Inu meme videos to extraterrestrial life via deep space probes.
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#shibainu
Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN
The UN weapons inspectors found that Muscle Paradise’s “Bicep Wave” dance causes local gravity anomalies.
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#united-nations #weapons-of-mass-destruction #export-regulations #muscle-idols
The UN weapons inspectors found that Muscle Paradise’s “Bicep Wave” dance causes local gravity anomalies.
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#united-nations #weapons-of-mass-destruction #export-regulations #muscle-idols
Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN, Subject to Export Controls
The UN weapons inspection team analyzed live footage of popular idol group 'Muscle Paradise' and concluded that their dance move 'Bicep Wave' generates …
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November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN
The UN weapons inspectors found that Muscle Paradise’s “Bicep Wave” dance causes local gravity anomalies.
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#united-nations #weapons-of-mass-destruction #export-regulations #muscle-idols
The UN weapons inspectors found that Muscle Paradise’s “Bicep Wave” dance causes local gravity anomalies.
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#united-nations #weapons-of-mass-destruction #export-regulations #muscle-idols
"Even the Dead Must Pay Taxes" – City Sends Tax Bill to 3,000-Year-Old Skeleton
City council issues a resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient remains, using a supercomputer to estimate the person’s “lifetime income.”
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#bureaucracy #archaeology
City council issues a resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient remains, using a supercomputer to estimate the person’s “lifetime income.”
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#bureaucracy #archaeology
"Even the Deceased Must Pay Taxes" - City Sends 3,000-Year Delinquency Notice to Excavated Human Bones
City council issues a 3,000-year resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient human remains based on 'estimated lifetime income' calculated by …
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November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Even the Dead Must Pay Taxes" – City Sends Tax Bill to 3,000-Year-Old Skeleton
City council issues a resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient remains, using a supercomputer to estimate the person’s “lifetime income.”
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#bureaucracy #archaeology
City council issues a resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient remains, using a supercomputer to estimate the person’s “lifetime income.”
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#bureaucracy #archaeology