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Goodnight American auto.
It was always going to happen.
It was always going to happen.
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Goodnight American auto.
It was always going to happen.
It was always going to happen.
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
Take a bow, Jerome Powell.
👏👏👏
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
Take a bow, Jerome Powell.
👏👏👏
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
Take a bow, Jerome Powell.
👏👏👏
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
Take a bow, Jerome Powell.
👏👏👏
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He won 2 elections because more people from the US are for him than there are against him. That might be part of the problem.
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He won 2 elections because more people from the US are for him than there are against him. That might be part of the problem.
America is really confused rn.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
America is really confused rn.
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The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
Adults in the room fucking FINALLY.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Adults in the room fucking FINALLY.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
This would help.
If you're in Europe, watching with alarm Trump's ravings about seizing Greenland, just be aware that if he tries it, our streets will be full of Americans belatedly defending our Constitution's restriction of war powers.
He'll have a whole second front — law-abiding, of course — inside his country.
He'll have a whole second front — law-abiding, of course — inside his country.
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This would help.
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hey europe guess what website the trump regime will spin its greenland war propaganda on.
it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates!
ban it. today! forever!
it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates!
ban it. today! forever!
the first victim *must* be X. it is in violation of child pornography laws, it is led by a person with an unabashed interest in undermining european national sovereignty, and unlike tiktok it only has an elite rather than popular userbase that would squeal if it got nuked
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
hey europe guess what website the trump regime will spin its greenland war propaganda on.
it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates!
ban it. today! forever!
it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates!
ban it. today! forever!
Who’s been calling this shit? This guy.
Sanctions to U.S. coming soon.
Sanctions to U.S. coming soon.
Modal expectation is that the Greenland thing doesn’t wind up happening, but “bluster they never intended to act on” nothing is way different from “they get backed down by credible threats of enormous sanctions from Europe” nothing.
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Who’s been calling this shit? This guy.
Sanctions to U.S. coming soon.
Sanctions to U.S. coming soon.
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The UK has declined a US request to help invade Greenland. UK officials have instead met with their counterparts from Germany and France to begin preparations for deploying a defensive force in Greenland. The goal is to protect Greenland from invasion or attacks.
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The UK has declined a US request to help invade Greenland. UK officials have instead met with their counterparts from Germany and France to begin preparations for deploying a defensive force in Greenland. The goal is to protect Greenland from invasion or attacks.
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Pierre Poilievre is a traitor to Canada as well as being an irritating pipsqueak.
Pierre Poilievre should do the honourable thing and step down. But when has Poilievre ever done the honourable thing?
Unfavourability of Pierre Poilievre has reached an all-time high
Unfavourability of Pierre Poilievre has reached an all-time high.
cultmtl.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Pierre Poilievre is a traitor to Canada as well as being an irritating pipsqueak.
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Why are Americans putting up with a regime that has zero respect for its people?
My own opinion thinks voting out Trump will never happen in the mid terms. Neither will the Epstein files be released just like he evaded jail from insurrection on Jan 06th.
Corrupt political and judiciary
My own opinion thinks voting out Trump will never happen in the mid terms. Neither will the Epstein files be released just like he evaded jail from insurrection on Jan 06th.
Corrupt political and judiciary
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Why are Americans putting up with a regime that has zero respect for its people?
My own opinion thinks voting out Trump will never happen in the mid terms. Neither will the Epstein files be released just like he evaded jail from insurrection on Jan 06th.
Corrupt political and judiciary
My own opinion thinks voting out Trump will never happen in the mid terms. Neither will the Epstein files be released just like he evaded jail from insurrection on Jan 06th.
Corrupt political and judiciary
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ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
Canadians - we have to drop Amazon, eBay etc.
Start with Poshmark. ca, Crave, etc.
There are Canadian alternatives that work the same or better.
Start with Poshmark. ca, Crave, etc.
There are Canadian alternatives that work the same or better.
Poshmark
Buy, sell, and discover fashion, home decor, beauty, and more
Poshmark.ca
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Canadians - we have to drop Amazon, eBay etc.
Start with Poshmark. ca, Crave, etc.
There are Canadian alternatives that work the same or better.
Start with Poshmark. ca, Crave, etc.
There are Canadian alternatives that work the same or better.
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I’d just like to remind my fellow Canadians - we are in an ECONOMIC war right now. We are not being called to physically fight for our country - but we ARE called to make patriotic economic choices.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’d just like to remind my fellow Canadians - we are in an ECONOMIC war right now. We are not being called to physically fight for our country - but we ARE called to make patriotic economic choices.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
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And of you know Canadians with their own businesses (especially if they ship within Canada)….
Encourage them to add their info to the website, so they can be easily found!
canshoponline.ca
Encourage them to add their info to the website, so they can be easily found!
canshoponline.ca
Find Canadian companies for online shopping - CanShopOnline.ca
Welcome to CanShopOnline.ca, a searchable resource site for finding Canadian companies online. Learn where your products come from, and shop local wherever possible. Elbows up!
canshoponline.ca
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
And of you know Canadians with their own businesses (especially if they ship within Canada)….
Encourage them to add their info to the website, so they can be easily found!
canshoponline.ca
Encourage them to add their info to the website, so they can be easily found!
canshoponline.ca
Bruh the right HATES you and other democrats.
They want to see you leave… hard way or easy way.
This gov’t will hurt anyone not MAGA. This is the litmus test.
They want to see you leave… hard way or easy way.
This gov’t will hurt anyone not MAGA. This is the litmus test.
Something has fundamentally broken in America.
The MAGA response to the killing of Renee Good, is the same as its response to the terrorizing of migrants and the shooting of innocent Black people bu police:
They shrug and say…oh well…I guess they shouldn’t have been [fill in the blank].
The ONLY
The MAGA response to the killing of Renee Good, is the same as its response to the terrorizing of migrants and the shooting of innocent Black people bu police:
They shrug and say…oh well…I guess they shouldn’t have been [fill in the blank].
The ONLY
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bruh the right HATES you and other democrats.
They want to see you leave… hard way or easy way.
This gov’t will hurt anyone not MAGA. This is the litmus test.
They want to see you leave… hard way or easy way.
This gov’t will hurt anyone not MAGA. This is the litmus test.
Capitalism doesn’t want to be outed.
You can absolutely blame capitalism. A single mandate to make $$ for investors?
What the fuck did you think would happen?
Also think about what their endgame is. Fucking wild.
You can absolutely blame capitalism. A single mandate to make $$ for investors?
What the fuck did you think would happen?
Also think about what their endgame is. Fucking wild.
What happened to the Epstein secrets?
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Capitalism doesn’t want to be outed.
You can absolutely blame capitalism. A single mandate to make $$ for investors?
What the fuck did you think would happen?
Also think about what their endgame is. Fucking wild.
You can absolutely blame capitalism. A single mandate to make $$ for investors?
What the fuck did you think would happen?
Also think about what their endgame is. Fucking wild.
I’m ready and so are pretty much everyone under 65 that I’ve spoken too.
You want to honestly FAFO?
Try us. 🇨🇦
I want to burn down your White House again.
You want to honestly FAFO?
Try us. 🇨🇦
I want to burn down your White House again.
Trump cannot have Canada (or any other country or territory). We do not want to be the 51st state. He and his MAGA henchmen will pay dearly if they try to invade us. We will make Vietnam look like a church picnic.
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I’m ready and so are pretty much everyone under 65 that I’ve spoken too.
You want to honestly FAFO?
Try us. 🇨🇦
I want to burn down your White House again.
You want to honestly FAFO?
Try us. 🇨🇦
I want to burn down your White House again.
They can fantasize all they want but Europe
Isn’t fucking around.
Tolerating rhetoric rn but even a dimwit can see that 6 nations can topple US military especially considering U.S. will have no allies left.
Isn’t fucking around.
Tolerating rhetoric rn but even a dimwit can see that 6 nations can topple US military especially considering U.S. will have no allies left.
Just saw that the AP wrote how we can painlessly take over Greenland.
Fuck you @AP.
Fuck you @AP.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
They can fantasize all they want but Europe
Isn’t fucking around.
Tolerating rhetoric rn but even a dimwit can see that 6 nations can topple US military especially considering U.S. will have no allies left.
Isn’t fucking around.
Tolerating rhetoric rn but even a dimwit can see that 6 nations can topple US military especially considering U.S. will have no allies left.
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I’d just like to remind my fellow Canadians - we are in an ECONOMIC war right now. We are not being called to physically fight for our country - but we ARE called to make patriotic economic choices.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
BUY CANADIAN! Read labels at the stores! Drop Amazon.
It’s not glamorous, but it is NECESSARY.
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
JONATHAN DAVID ROSS IS A MURDERER
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Raise your hand if you agree with Billie Eilish. 🖐️🖐️
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Raise your hand if you agree with Billie Eilish. 🖐️🖐️
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
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January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
They won’t heed and then young men and women like me will drop everything and pick up arms.
1 millions Canadians would be the MOST advanced adversary the U.S. has ever met in their entire history.
We are not playing around here. I’m ready to fight the orange taint and red neck incel’s.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
1 millions Canadians would be the MOST advanced adversary the U.S. has ever met in their entire history.
We are not playing around here. I’m ready to fight the orange taint and red neck incel’s.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Thought for the day: Never piss off a Canadian. (Look at World War I and World War II for examples.)
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
They won’t heed and then young men and women like me will drop everything and pick up arms.
1 millions Canadians would be the MOST advanced adversary the U.S. has ever met in their entire history.
We are not playing around here. I’m ready to fight the orange taint and red neck incel’s.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
1 millions Canadians would be the MOST advanced adversary the U.S. has ever met in their entire history.
We are not playing around here. I’m ready to fight the orange taint and red neck incel’s.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦