Al (formerly Maj_Plums)
@almaj.bsky.social
Eater. Drinker. Blogger. Arsenaler. McLarener. Master of no trades.
Blog link if you fancy: https://www.al-at-home.com/
Blog link if you fancy: https://www.al-at-home.com/
Today I am making two soups
a man and a woman are sitting at a table in a restaurant while a waitress serves them food .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table in a restaurant while a waitress serves them food .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today I am making two soups
My neighbour posted a pro Reform leaflet through our door and now I am going to have to move.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My neighbour posted a pro Reform leaflet through our door and now I am going to have to move.
Reposted by Al (formerly Maj_Plums)
Nigel Farage, who has appeared on Question Time more times than any other person, is claiming that the BBC has a 'left-wing bias'. Christ, I wish it did, then we wouldn't have to see/hear that cunt on there all the fucking time.
BBC ‘bias’ over director Rhuanedd Richards’ Plaid Cymru role, claims Farage
Rhuanedd Richards became director of BBC Wales in 2021, and took up the interim position of director of nations in June 2025.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Nigel Farage, who has appeared on Question Time more times than any other person, is claiming that the BBC has a 'left-wing bias'. Christ, I wish it did, then we wouldn't have to see/hear that cunt on there all the fucking time.
Reposted by Al (formerly Maj_Plums)
Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
I am writing my annual appraisal. I hate writing my annual appraisal. Maybe this year I should go full-on Trump and make it all up? “A fine year in which I have prevented 10 wars in the land of the Nibblypibbly’s”
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I am writing my annual appraisal. I hate writing my annual appraisal. Maybe this year I should go full-on Trump and make it all up? “A fine year in which I have prevented 10 wars in the land of the Nibblypibbly’s”
Thinking of buying a new Tesla? Don’t - you are lining that Uber Nazi’s pockets - 1 trillion dollar remuneration deal for one of the worst humans on the planet is utterly obscene. I will never, ever buy a Tesla. Ever.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thinking of buying a new Tesla? Don’t - you are lining that Uber Nazi’s pockets - 1 trillion dollar remuneration deal for one of the worst humans on the planet is utterly obscene. I will never, ever buy a Tesla. Ever.
Traitors - oof - good weren’t it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Traitors - oof - good weren’t it.
Continuing with the theme of being “down with the kids”, Lausse The Cat has a new album dropping this week I think. He’s obviously got bored with just producing wine in his vineyard en France
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Continuing with the theme of being “down with the kids”, Lausse The Cat has a new album dropping this week I think. He’s obviously got bored with just producing wine in his vineyard en France
I have been out with the Young People watching a splendid chap called Loyle Carnegie I believe.
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I have been out with the Young People watching a splendid chap called Loyle Carnegie I believe.
Chelsea v Spurs on telly now. Cant stand either of ‘em. Can they both lose?
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Chelsea v Spurs on telly now. Cant stand either of ‘em. Can they both lose?
I’m starting to think all those things Reform promise might just be big porky pies
Chaos engulfs Reform UK in Northumberland
October has been chaotic for Reform UK in Northumberland, with three councillors expelled amid infighting, controversy, and scandal
northeastbylines.co.uk/news/politic...
October has been chaotic for Reform UK in Northumberland, with three councillors expelled amid infighting, controversy, and scandal
northeastbylines.co.uk/news/politic...
Chaos engulfs Reform UK in Northumberland
October has been chaotic for Reform UK in Northumberland, with three councillors expelled amid infighting, controversy, and scandal
northeastbylines.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m starting to think all those things Reform promise might just be big porky pies
Looks legit.
(Which country is +63?)
(Which country is +63?)
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Looks legit.
(Which country is +63?)
(Which country is +63?)
Blimey I’ve never been convinced by the Green’s grip on economics, but their new leader is a force to be reckoned with and a breath of honest, fresh air (see what I did there). Keep this up and I might vote for em
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Blimey I’ve never been convinced by the Green’s grip on economics, but their new leader is a force to be reckoned with and a breath of honest, fresh air (see what I did there). Keep this up and I might vote for em
Who knew that to get Nobel Peace nomination all you need do is support the obliteration of 67,000 people and the erasing of an entire territory.
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Who knew that to get Nobel Peace nomination all you need do is support the obliteration of 67,000 people and the erasing of an entire territory.
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Some members of the crowd at the Ryder Cup appear to have forgotten that golf is a game that is supposed to be played with honour and dignity.
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Some members of the crowd at the Ryder Cup appear to have forgotten that golf is a game that is supposed to be played with honour and dignity.
I am about to walk through London Victoria station dressed in 1940’s style clothing on my way to a themed retirement do. I look like I should be banned from going anywhere near a school. Why do I do this to myself?
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am about to walk through London Victoria station dressed in 1940’s style clothing on my way to a themed retirement do. I look like I should be banned from going anywhere near a school. Why do I do this to myself?
Age has turned me into a sprinter. After I bend down to do my shoes up, I find myself gradually returning into an upright position as I walk forward - just like Usain Bolt coming out of the blocks. Only slower. And with more groaning.
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Age has turned me into a sprinter. After I bend down to do my shoes up, I find myself gradually returning into an upright position as I walk forward - just like Usain Bolt coming out of the blocks. Only slower. And with more groaning.
I have decided to return to my voting roots next election and go LibDem. They at least are speaking the truth about the mess of Brexit and the genocide in Gaza.
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have decided to return to my voting roots next election and go LibDem. They at least are speaking the truth about the mess of Brexit and the genocide in Gaza.
Today we didn’t miss Willo, didn’t miss Saka, didn’t miss Rice, didn’t miss Odegaard, and were way stronger down the left with Eze.
DEPTH!
#AFC
DEPTH!
#AFC
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today we didn’t miss Willo, didn’t miss Saka, didn’t miss Rice, didn’t miss Odegaard, and were way stronger down the left with Eze.
DEPTH!
#AFC
DEPTH!
#AFC
September 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
WHAT A GOAL!! Zoobi-doobi-doo!!
September 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
WHAT A GOAL!! Zoobi-doobi-doo!!
And now Putin has sent drones into Poland. Full war in Europe steps closer. Madness.
Lads I’ve decided I’m a tad worried about the state of the world now. Bad stuff keeps happening and it’s getting worse.
September 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
And now Putin has sent drones into Poland. Full war in Europe steps closer. Madness.
Lads I’ve decided I’m a tad worried about the state of the world now. Bad stuff keeps happening and it’s getting worse.
September 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lads I’ve decided I’m a tad worried about the state of the world now. Bad stuff keeps happening and it’s getting worse.