Al
@almachine.bsky.social
I like baseball. “Baseball been berry, berry good to me!”
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
TV Show review! "This City Is Ours." Went in blind, San Bean popped up, i hate that bastard & guess what? He died after 2 eps! Jesus man, working to type! Anyway, although very predictable, i liked it.
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
TV Show review! "This City Is Ours." Went in blind, San Bean popped up, i hate that bastard & guess what? He died after 2 eps! Jesus man, working to type! Anyway, although very predictable, i liked it.
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It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
Ouch, some right pish in these lists, lets get a proper one going:
Mike Patton
Jeff Buckley
Etta James
K.Cobain
Ray Charles
Layne Staley
Amy Winehouse
O.Redding
Jamie Lidell
Howlin Wolf
Emmylou Harris
Honourables: Bobby Bland, Leslie Rankine, C.Cornell, Dennis Wilson, Angelo Moore, Townes Van Zandt
Mike Patton
Jeff Buckley
Etta James
K.Cobain
Ray Charles
Layne Staley
Amy Winehouse
O.Redding
Jamie Lidell
Howlin Wolf
Emmylou Harris
Honourables: Bobby Bland, Leslie Rankine, C.Cornell, Dennis Wilson, Angelo Moore, Townes Van Zandt
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ouch, some right pish in these lists, lets get a proper one going:
Mike Patton
Jeff Buckley
Etta James
K.Cobain
Ray Charles
Layne Staley
Amy Winehouse
O.Redding
Jamie Lidell
Howlin Wolf
Emmylou Harris
Honourables: Bobby Bland, Leslie Rankine, C.Cornell, Dennis Wilson, Angelo Moore, Townes Van Zandt
Mike Patton
Jeff Buckley
Etta James
K.Cobain
Ray Charles
Layne Staley
Amy Winehouse
O.Redding
Jamie Lidell
Howlin Wolf
Emmylou Harris
Honourables: Bobby Bland, Leslie Rankine, C.Cornell, Dennis Wilson, Angelo Moore, Townes Van Zandt
Mel Brooks is my comedy hero. From directors Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio, the two-part documentary MelBrooks: The 99 Year Old Man! premieres January 22 and January 23 on
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Mel Brooks is my comedy hero. From directors Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio, the two-part documentary MelBrooks: The 99 Year Old Man! premieres January 22 and January 23 on
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
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Germany Annexes Austria/Venezuela. Germany Annexes The Sudetenland/Greenland. Kristallnacht - The Night of Broken Glass. DO YOU NOT SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
US discussing options to acquire Greenland, including use of military - White House
It came as European allies rallied behind Denmark after renewed US insistence it must have Greenland.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Germany Annexes Austria/Venezuela. Germany Annexes The Sudetenland/Greenland. Kristallnacht - The Night of Broken Glass. DO YOU NOT SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lets do, alternate titles for this utter shit show:
Stranger Things, Season 5: Where the FUCK are these kids parents?
Stranger Things, Season 5: Where the FUCK are these kids parents?
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Lets do, alternate titles for this utter shit show:
Stranger Things, Season 5: Where the FUCK are these kids parents?
Stranger Things, Season 5: Where the FUCK are these kids parents?
The dugs got an eye ulcer, vet made it turn green. These snorty little bastards are always poorly!
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The dugs got an eye ulcer, vet made it turn green. These snorty little bastards are always poorly!
If you think Stranger Things was not just stupid bullshit after Season 1...GET TAE FUCK.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
If you think Stranger Things was not just stupid bullshit after Season 1...GET TAE FUCK.
If you watch or think any version of "The Traitors" is good...GET TAE FUCK.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If you watch or think any version of "The Traitors" is good...GET TAE FUCK.
People that misspell food words on purpose & think it's funny, like "Omlit", "Sosig", "Omeade", "Beens" & "Cheeps" can GET TAE FUCK.
a man in a suit and tie is saying good one .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying good one .
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January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
People that misspell food words on purpose & think it's funny, like "Omlit", "Sosig", "Omeade", "Beens" & "Cheeps" can GET TAE FUCK.
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It’s 36 years since David Hirst started the 90s in absolutely sensational style…
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
It’s 36 years since David Hirst started the 90s in absolutely sensational style…
My earworms for the last 3 weeks have been terrible. 1st it was "I saw her standing there" by The Beatles with that awful opening line "Well, she was just seventeen, you know what I mean" then in was "She loves you" & the drum fill & now it's the theme from Van Der Vaulk. Fucking rip my ears off.
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My earworms for the last 3 weeks have been terrible. 1st it was "I saw her standing there" by The Beatles with that awful opening line "Well, she was just seventeen, you know what I mean" then in was "She loves you" & the drum fill & now it's the theme from Van Der Vaulk. Fucking rip my ears off.
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Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
Discovery Channel Reality Star Chad Ollinger Booked On Murder Charge In Death Of Las Vegas Cellmate
Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
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CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
New Chevy Chase Doc Uncovers Details About Notorious N-Word Incident And “Mean” Anti-Chase Chant Led By ‘Community’ Creator Dan Harmon – Report
CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
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December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
C4 AFCON commentary just took a new turn! Hot mic from the commentator dude: "Got anymore water? Oh for fuck sake!" 😂 This really has been a disaster by Channel 4.
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
C4 AFCON commentary just took a new turn! Hot mic from the commentator dude: "Got anymore water? Oh for fuck sake!" 😂 This really has been a disaster by Channel 4.
“I am not a recluse,” she told The Toronto Star in 1988. “I live like an unsociable person; it is different.”
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I am not a recluse,” she told The Toronto Star in 1988. “I live like an unsociable person; it is different.”
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
Never heard of Chuck Redd before today, but he's a DUDE.
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Never heard of Chuck Redd before today, but he's a DUDE.
How could this Christmas be any shitter? It's time for England Ashes cricket!
a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his jacket that says ' texas '
ALT: a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his jacket that says ' texas '
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December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How could this Christmas be any shitter? It's time for England Ashes cricket!
There's a scene in The Wire where Mcnulty calls the mother of his kids a "Cunt" and Kima hates it. But i'm 100% with Mcnulty.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There's a scene in The Wire where Mcnulty calls the mother of his kids a "Cunt" and Kima hates it. But i'm 100% with Mcnulty.
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I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.
Pelé famously predicted an African team would win the World Cup by the year 2000. After watching a few games at AFCON2025, i reckon Pelé took a massive overdose of Viagra before saying that.
a man wearing a blue and white shirt is smiling and waving his hand
ALT: a man wearing a blue and white shirt is smiling and waving his hand
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December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pelé famously predicted an African team would win the World Cup by the year 2000. After watching a few games at AFCON2025, i reckon Pelé took a massive overdose of Viagra before saying that.
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
This C4 AFCON coverage is so odd, yesterdays commentators were a guy who'd done 50 lines of coke & didn't shut up shouting for 90 mins & a woman that just kept saying "Hmm" every 30 seconds & todays commentator is barely talking! Describe the action mate! Fucking hell.
two men wearing headphones are sitting at a table with a glass of water
ALT: two men wearing headphones are sitting at a table with a glass of water
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December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This C4 AFCON coverage is so odd, yesterdays commentators were a guy who'd done 50 lines of coke & didn't shut up shouting for 90 mins & a woman that just kept saying "Hmm" every 30 seconds & todays commentator is barely talking! Describe the action mate! Fucking hell.
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At a TCA event for Gen Kill, Ransone asked me if I thought he was good enough in it that people would stop thinking of him as Ziggy — a great performance that he felt typecast as at the time. He's wonderful in that, too.
Oh man, I recently rewatched Generation Kill and i had forgotten how amazing he is in that. So sad.
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
At a TCA event for Gen Kill, Ransone asked me if I thought he was good enough in it that people would stop thinking of him as Ziggy — a great performance that he felt typecast as at the time. He's wonderful in that, too.