Al
@almachine.bsky.social
I like baseball. “Baseball been berry, berry good to me!”
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
Some things we forget that shouldn't be forgotten!
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Some things we forget that shouldn't be forgotten!
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert & the band or artist.
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January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert & the band or artist.
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Mel Brooks is my comedy hero. From directors Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio, the two-part documentary MelBrooks: The 99 Year Old Man! premieres January 22 and January 23 on
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Mel Brooks is my comedy hero. From directors Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio, the two-part documentary MelBrooks: The 99 Year Old Man! premieres January 22 and January 23 on
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
hbomax. BRING IT. #nobeans
The dugs got an eye ulcer, vet made it turn green. These snorty little bastards are always poorly!
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The dugs got an eye ulcer, vet made it turn green. These snorty little bastards are always poorly!
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
My new 16-inch MacBook Pro M4 with Nano-texture display is beautiful! Watching 'It: Welcome to Derry" on it and it's lovely.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My new 16-inch MacBook Pro M4 with Nano-texture display is beautiful! Watching 'It: Welcome to Derry" on it and it's lovely.
Just 82 years ago this was happening. Never forget.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just 82 years ago this was happening. Never forget.
The trophy they gave trump looks like what happened next in the adventures of Goatse.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The trophy they gave trump looks like what happened next in the adventures of Goatse.
The finale is named 'Minnie Mouse coming back wasn't on my bingo card.'
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The finale is named 'Minnie Mouse coming back wasn't on my bingo card.'
The Chair Company. Wow! It’s like David Lynch remade Andy Daly’s ‘Review’, the tension, the random characters, MIKE’S NEIGHBOURS! The dude eating jacket food. BABY BIT THE RAT BOX! It’s relentless. Best show of 2025.. I can't even explain it, just watch it. I give this 10 head dents out of 10.
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Chair Company. Wow! It’s like David Lynch remade Andy Daly’s ‘Review’, the tension, the random characters, MIKE’S NEIGHBOURS! The dude eating jacket food. BABY BIT THE RAT BOX! It’s relentless. Best show of 2025.. I can't even explain it, just watch it. I give this 10 head dents out of 10.
Revival. Based on a daft comic, was ok. Zombies not zombies. CM Punk was the bad guy, he's a better actor than he was an MMA fighter. Low budget & obvious. If it was a body part it'd be an arse. I give this show 5 sXe tattoos out of 10 lentil soups. Wish i could find Punks UFC pillow fists promo. 😂🥊
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Revival. Based on a daft comic, was ok. Zombies not zombies. CM Punk was the bad guy, he's a better actor than he was an MMA fighter. Low budget & obvious. If it was a body part it'd be an arse. I give this show 5 sXe tattoos out of 10 lentil soups. Wish i could find Punks UFC pillow fists promo. 😂🥊
Sir Geoff speaking the truth as usual. #greatesteveryorkshireman
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sir Geoff speaking the truth as usual. #greatesteveryorkshireman
Patrick Bamford was up early today!
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Patrick Bamford was up early today!
Sampdoria team line-up 1977 and not one player under the age of 50, incredible achievement!
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sampdoria team line-up 1977 and not one player under the age of 50, incredible achievement!
Bill Murray's eulogy at John Belushi's funeral always makes me smile, it just reminds me of that scene in The Blues Brothers where John eats the lettuce and asks to buy the children.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bill Murray's eulogy at John Belushi's funeral always makes me smile, it just reminds me of that scene in The Blues Brothers where John eats the lettuce and asks to buy the children.
I can't watch anything with this guy in anymore without calling him...
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I can't watch anything with this guy in anymore without calling him...
Well, you're kinda late, Donald Duck was doing it in 1943.
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, you're kinda late, Donald Duck was doing it in 1943.
I know Stephen King likes dark endings, but Castle Rock Season 2's ending was almost as fucked up as the ending to The Mist, which is the most horrible ending to a book or film i've ever seen. Well played.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I know Stephen King likes dark endings, but Castle Rock Season 2's ending was almost as fucked up as the ending to The Mist, which is the most horrible ending to a book or film i've ever seen. Well played.
After just the 30 years of waiting, FINALLY getting my hands on this! Hate the coloured vinyl, but fuck it. www.brooklynvegan.com/alice-in-cha...
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
After just the 30 years of waiting, FINALLY getting my hands on this! Hate the coloured vinyl, but fuck it. www.brooklynvegan.com/alice-in-cha...
Had to do a double take today when i saw Curtis Sliwa was the Republican candidate for NY Mayor. Surely not THAT Curtis Sliwa? It fuckin was! Why do Republicans think famous ppl are good politicians? Motherfucker didn't even have the decency to take off his stupid beret. The Magnificent 13 my arse.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Had to do a double take today when i saw Curtis Sliwa was the Republican candidate for NY Mayor. Surely not THAT Curtis Sliwa? It fuckin was! Why do Republicans think famous ppl are good politicians? Motherfucker didn't even have the decency to take off his stupid beret. The Magnificent 13 my arse.
My daughters at the age now where she’s properly getting into music. I’ve never pushed my music onto her, wanted her to find her own path. She sent me her playlist and her fave song is FUCKINT LE TIGRE!!! I couldn’t be more proud of this playlist. She loves KISS. I don’t get that one tho.
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My daughters at the age now where she’s properly getting into music. I’ve never pushed my music onto her, wanted her to find her own path. She sent me her playlist and her fave song is FUCKINT LE TIGRE!!! I couldn’t be more proud of this playlist. She loves KISS. I don’t get that one tho.
I dunno who this guy is but he looks like Roger De Courcey AND Nookie Bear all in one.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I dunno who this guy is but he looks like Roger De Courcey AND Nookie Bear all in one.