Allula
@allula.bsky.social
24 | scum on main | minecraft enthusiast | robot enjoyer | she/they | can’t enjoy anything in moderation ever
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Allula
@allula.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Here's my 2025 First Quarter Reading List. Ask Me Anything. If nobody asks anything I'm asking myself questions so I can Yap.
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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if they’re not angrily scissoring then i don’t care
First official look at Anne Hathaway & Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
if they’re not angrily scissoring then i don’t care
Are gon and killua toxic yaoi? Like they definitely have some kind of unhealthy romantic tone to their relationship but they are also 12 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are gon and killua toxic yaoi? Like they definitely have some kind of unhealthy romantic tone to their relationship but they are also 12 🤔
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me: I told you this game would be using the gregorian calendar. That’s no longer entirely correct.
Player: oh?
Me: I have created a thirteenth month. It is at the end of the year. It is 5 days long.
Players: ????
Me: This is because I was bothered by the uneven months. All are 30 days now.
Player: oh?
Me: I have created a thirteenth month. It is at the end of the year. It is 5 days long.
Players: ????
Me: This is because I was bothered by the uneven months. All are 30 days now.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me: I told you this game would be using the gregorian calendar. That’s no longer entirely correct.
Player: oh?
Me: I have created a thirteenth month. It is at the end of the year. It is 5 days long.
Players: ????
Me: This is because I was bothered by the uneven months. All are 30 days now.
Player: oh?
Me: I have created a thirteenth month. It is at the end of the year. It is 5 days long.
Players: ????
Me: This is because I was bothered by the uneven months. All are 30 days now.
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My wizard player requested that he has a OP uncle/brother who is also a tortiss who is like perpetually high as hell. Modeled after the dbz abridged turtle. Last night was my first time role playing the turtle for an extended duration and I killed it. Just enough silly and enough serious.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My wizard player requested that he has a OP uncle/brother who is also a tortiss who is like perpetually high as hell. Modeled after the dbz abridged turtle. Last night was my first time role playing the turtle for an extended duration and I killed it. Just enough silly and enough serious.
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The only one learning is ChatGPT
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only one learning is ChatGPT
Showed my dad chainsaw man and he just went “With my luck if I were in this I’d end up being the Trench Devil or something 😭”
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Showed my dad chainsaw man and he just went “With my luck if I were in this I’d end up being the Trench Devil or something 😭”
Maybe Pluribus is cooking actually
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Maybe Pluribus is cooking actually
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Aries: Is this the best you can do? Seriously?
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aries: Is this the best you can do? Seriously?
There isn’t enough yerim fanfic. I should write yerim fanfic.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There isn’t enough yerim fanfic. I should write yerim fanfic.
One of my favorite funny parts of the tsctir extras is when Han Yoohyun says he’s a member of the Han Yoojin online fanclub and his username is “Han Yoojin’s Younger Brother” like. Yoohyun 😭
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One of my favorite funny parts of the tsctir extras is when Han Yoohyun says he’s a member of the Han Yoojin online fanclub and his username is “Han Yoojin’s Younger Brother” like. Yoohyun 😭
I read a post I want to argue with and now I must restrain myself (fist clenched)
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I read a post I want to argue with and now I must restrain myself (fist clenched)
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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someone's mad it started raining on our walk
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
someone's mad it started raining on our walk
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Sqq to Binghe:
hey girl sry for leaving u at the bottom of the ravine with a life threatening injury n no food 💔 if its any consolation i knew u’d make it out. yeah thats the dilapidated husk of ur alt self. ive always loved u across time n space btw 🥺 ok so i have a mission for u
May 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sqq to Binghe:
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me when i see shen yuan taking binghe to the salon
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me when i see shen yuan taking binghe to the salon
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The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics
The world’s biggest manufacturer now has an interest in the world decarbonising
www.economist.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
Circe/Penelope toxic yuri
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Circe/Penelope toxic yuri
I do lineart now. I’m capable. I’m winning art.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I do lineart now. I’m capable. I’m winning art.