Corey Sznajder
@allthreezones.bsky.social
Tweeter formerly known as ShutdownLine
Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams
Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams
Pac wrestling in a singlet after not wearing a shirt on tv for five years is funny.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Pac wrestling in a singlet after not wearing a shirt on tv for five years is funny.
Can’t say I expected Darnold to beat McCaffrey to a ring among ex-Panthers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Can’t say I expected Darnold to beat McCaffrey to a ring among ex-Panthers.
Seattle isn’t throwing a pass the rest of the game are they?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Seattle isn’t throwing a pass the rest of the game are they?
I am only on Facebook to check marketplace stuff and these AI caricatures make me long for the days of FarmVille.
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I am only on Facebook to check marketplace stuff and these AI caricatures make me long for the days of FarmVille.
Damn, Tkachuk got the shit kicked out of him in that scrum.
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Damn, Tkachuk got the shit kicked out of him in that scrum.
I remember how bad the Rangers looked on opening night and this effort makes that squad look like the 1994 team.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I remember how bad the Rangers looked on opening night and this effort makes that squad look like the 1994 team.
I’m glad there’s multiple Toy Story films because the two year old stage is really testing how much I can watch the same movie before I lose my mind.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’m glad there’s multiple Toy Story films because the two year old stage is really testing how much I can watch the same movie before I lose my mind.
Colby Armstrong has a Pierre McGuire-like broadcasting schedule.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Colby Armstrong has a Pierre McGuire-like broadcasting schedule.
I don’t think I’ve seen a better played 6v5 sequence than what the Red Wings just did.
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I don’t think I’ve seen a better played 6v5 sequence than what the Red Wings just did.
JStaal's push for that elusive 20-goal season continues.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
JStaal's push for that elusive 20-goal season continues.
I wish I didn’t watch that game
February 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I wish I didn’t watch that game
Surprised there aren’t more Declans in the NHL.
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Surprised there aren’t more Declans in the NHL.
I’m trained to not care about the shot counter but uhhhh this is getting dicey.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I’m trained to not care about the shot counter but uhhhh this is getting dicey.
Ghost is having a crazy year.
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Ghost is having a crazy year.
That is one of the strangest offensive profiles I have ever seen.
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
That is one of the strangest offensive profiles I have ever seen.
Matty’s on kind of a run now.
We're just getting started but we get a Seattle! Kraken! GOAL!!!
Jared McCann sets up Matty Beniers and this line continues to ABSOLUTELY COOK.
#SeaKraken
Jared McCann sets up Matty Beniers and this line continues to ABSOLUTELY COOK.
#SeaKraken
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Matty’s on kind of a run now.
I can’t believe they won that game.
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I can’t believe they won that game.
This needs to be the next alternate jersey
January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This needs to be the next alternate jersey
This rotten power play getting rewarded twice in a game they’ll probably lose kind of pisses me off.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
This rotten power play getting rewarded twice in a game they’ll probably lose kind of pisses me off.
Bring back the green Whalers unis. These white ones are bad luck.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Bring back the green Whalers unis. These white ones are bad luck.
Connor “More Goals Than Malkin” Dewar
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Connor “More Goals Than Malkin” Dewar
Nikishin, if you’re going to challenge at the line, don’t do it on someone who is already dumping the puck in and when the tallest player on your forward line is 5’11”.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Nikishin, if you’re going to challenge at the line, don’t do it on someone who is already dumping the puck in and when the tallest player on your forward line is 5’11”.
I thought Peterka was on a way higher point pace than 52.
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I thought Peterka was on a way higher point pace than 52.
Kind of an awful break but Chatfied didn’t exactly help himself with hesitating that long just to dump the puck in.
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Kind of an awful break but Chatfied didn’t exactly help himself with hesitating that long just to dump the puck in.