Corey Sznajder
@allthreezones.bsky.social
Tweeter formerly known as ShutdownLine
Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams
Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams
I have no idea how anyone works inside a Starbucks even with noise canceling headphones. The echoes and chair scooting sounds are probably close to a jet plane taking off on the decibel meter.
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I have no idea how anyone works inside a Starbucks even with noise canceling headphones. The echoes and chair scooting sounds are probably close to a jet plane taking off on the decibel meter.
Not that I’ve had the eagle eye on every game, but during a stoppage it’s always something about 1980, Oshie’s shootout or how the Tkachuks uncle’s second cousin is in attendance.
Shut. The fuck. Up. About 1980. For the love of fucking God.
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Not that I’ve had the eagle eye on every game, but during a stoppage it’s always something about 1980, Oshie’s shootout or how the Tkachuks uncle’s second cousin is in attendance.
I live for these blowout games because Stützle will probably have six shots and 12 zone entries the rest of the period.
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I live for these blowout games because Stützle will probably have six shots and 12 zone entries the rest of the period.
Matt Boldy handles the puck like he’s Derrick Henry running an 80 yard sprint.
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Matt Boldy handles the puck like he’s Derrick Henry running an 80 yard sprint.
I have never watched Frozen from start to finish but have the first 20-something memorized by heart because that’s the cutoff point when Alison falls asleep or wants to watch something else.
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I have never watched Frozen from start to finish but have the first 20-something memorized by heart because that’s the cutoff point when Alison falls asleep or wants to watch something else.
I want to like zucchini but it triggers the gag reflex every time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I want to like zucchini but it triggers the gag reflex every time.
Merzlikins after the last 10 minutes.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Merzlikins after the last 10 minutes.
Me hearing the old NHL On NBC theme
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Me hearing the old NHL On NBC theme
Reposted by Corey Sznajder
I have never found a protein chip that tasted good. Protein water is where they lost me.
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I have never found a protein chip that tasted good. Protein water is where they lost me.
They gave Braun Strowman a Man vs Food spinoff?
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
They gave Braun Strowman a Man vs Food spinoff?
It didn’t occur to me until just now that Vrana isn’t on Czechia’s Remember Some Guys crew.
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It didn’t occur to me until just now that Vrana isn’t on Czechia’s Remember Some Guys crew.
France is trying to see if they can borrow an NHL goalie for when they face this Canada team.
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
France is trying to see if they can borrow an NHL goalie for when they face this Canada team.
Roman Cervenka is a name from the archives.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Roman Cervenka is a name from the archives.
Where I saw Mikko got 15 minutes of ice time I assumed they meant Lehtonen.
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Where I saw Mikko got 15 minutes of ice time I assumed they meant Lehtonen.
He knows it’s almost Spring Training
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
He knows it’s almost Spring Training
Playing catch-up with A3Z and there's been a guy in the front row at every CBJ game wearing a Chinakov jersey. I'm assuming it's a silent protest.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Playing catch-up with A3Z and there's been a guy in the front row at every CBJ game wearing a Chinakov jersey. I'm assuming it's a silent protest.
Team USA really loading up the punchable faces on one line with the Tkachuks and Eichel.
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Team USA really loading up the punchable faces on one line with the Tkachuks and Eichel.
Pac wrestling in a singlet after not wearing a shirt on tv for five years is funny.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Pac wrestling in a singlet after not wearing a shirt on tv for five years is funny.
Can’t say I expected Darnold to beat McCaffrey to a ring among ex-Panthers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Can’t say I expected Darnold to beat McCaffrey to a ring among ex-Panthers.
Seattle isn’t throwing a pass the rest of the game are they?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Seattle isn’t throwing a pass the rest of the game are they?
I am only on Facebook to check marketplace stuff and these AI caricatures make me long for the days of FarmVille.
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I am only on Facebook to check marketplace stuff and these AI caricatures make me long for the days of FarmVille.
Damn, Tkachuk got the shit kicked out of him in that scrum.
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Damn, Tkachuk got the shit kicked out of him in that scrum.
I remember how bad the Rangers looked on opening night and this effort makes that squad look like the 1994 team.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I remember how bad the Rangers looked on opening night and this effort makes that squad look like the 1994 team.