Alice
@allosaurusalice.bsky.social
Queer trans woman. I like cats and girls and pikmin
At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure
E June 14 2022
At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure
E June 14 2022
You ever think about how Mario beats people to death with a hammer
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
You ever think about how Mario beats people to death with a hammer
Today in shit my liberal parents say: Young peoples jobs are gonna be replaced by AI if they keep being so lazy and abusing office benefits. Completely oblivious to the reality of unattainable retirement, homeownership, childrearing, the complete collapse of all systems as we know it on the horizon
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Today in shit my liberal parents say: Young peoples jobs are gonna be replaced by AI if they keep being so lazy and abusing office benefits. Completely oblivious to the reality of unattainable retirement, homeownership, childrearing, the complete collapse of all systems as we know it on the horizon
Is it weird to see a meme that's relevant to dating me and send it to my exes? (I'm on good terms with most of them)
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Is it weird to see a meme that's relevant to dating me and send it to my exes? (I'm on good terms with most of them)
I know I can say some pretty inflammatory stuff about stuff I care strongly about sometimes but I cannot emphasize this enough I do not care about your discourse. Meet your neighbors and do something good for them and get more offline this is just a vent space where some of my friends are
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I know I can say some pretty inflammatory stuff about stuff I care strongly about sometimes but I cannot emphasize this enough I do not care about your discourse. Meet your neighbors and do something good for them and get more offline this is just a vent space where some of my friends are
I am craving a Denny's country fried steak and eggs over easy with shredded hash browns, and whole wheat toast with strawberry jam. Yes, I order this every time I go to Denny's. No, I will not compromise.
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I am craving a Denny's country fried steak and eggs over easy with shredded hash browns, and whole wheat toast with strawberry jam. Yes, I order this every time I go to Denny's. No, I will not compromise.
I hate remakes generally on principle but I think if they made a Paper Mario 64 remake in the scope of FF7 rebirth I might actually explode
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I hate remakes generally on principle but I think if they made a Paper Mario 64 remake in the scope of FF7 rebirth I might actually explode
I can't believe it's considered a radical leftist position to *checks notes* examine the material conditions of the world and attempt to treat the root cause of problems
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I can't believe it's considered a radical leftist position to *checks notes* examine the material conditions of the world and attempt to treat the root cause of problems
I miss drafts I need my insanity that I will never hit post on to have an outlet
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I miss drafts I need my insanity that I will never hit post on to have an outlet
Tonight is one of the most important nights in my life. I can't explain why nor did anything remarkable happen. It just is.
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Tonight is one of the most important nights in my life. I can't explain why nor did anything remarkable happen. It just is.
I crave da bawbeeqeu
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I crave da bawbeeqeu
I love being responsible for my parents 30+ year extreme slow burn divorce
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I love being responsible for my parents 30+ year extreme slow burn divorce
I love seeing an Epstein file from Robert Trivers and the consensus from trans men is that transmisandry is real because the pedophile sex cabal doesn't want to fuck them, and is way more interested in giving estrogen to 3 year old boys so they can fuck them instead
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I love seeing an Epstein file from Robert Trivers and the consensus from trans men is that transmisandry is real because the pedophile sex cabal doesn't want to fuck them, and is way more interested in giving estrogen to 3 year old boys so they can fuck them instead
I love calling women babygirl
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I love calling women babygirl
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by Alice
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “I love Revachol, though.” She looks around, the wind in her hair. “I hope she loves me too.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “I love Revachol, though.” She looks around, the wind in her hair. “I hope she loves me too.”
My life is a neverending battle between wanting cunty long hair that is sensory uncomfortable or dykey short hair that's easy to take care of and comfy but makes me dysphoric
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My life is a neverending battle between wanting cunty long hair that is sensory uncomfortable or dykey short hair that's easy to take care of and comfy but makes me dysphoric
Is there a way that isn't terribly embarrassing to show a hair stylist a picture of a crush so I can look like them
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Is there a way that isn't terribly embarrassing to show a hair stylist a picture of a crush so I can look like them
Watching The Pitt with my mom and trying to explain how I clocked the trans woman patient
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Watching The Pitt with my mom and trying to explain how I clocked the trans woman patient
My life should just be a series of crunchy food items as a vehicle for a sauce of some kind
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
My life should just be a series of crunchy food items as a vehicle for a sauce of some kind
Started playing Marvel Snap again and am reminded that most card game players (read: men) are spineless losers
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Started playing Marvel Snap again and am reminded that most card game players (read: men) are spineless losers
I miss you Donkey Kong Jungle Beats
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I miss you Donkey Kong Jungle Beats
BBQ chicken pizza save me
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 AM
BBQ chicken pizza save me