Alice
@allosaurusalice.bsky.social
Queer trans woman. I like cats and girls and pikmin
At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure
E June 14 2022
At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure
E June 14 2022
I'm gonna be so fucking mad if private equity kills Denny's I love Denny's
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm gonna be so fucking mad if private equity kills Denny's I love Denny's
I don't know exactly how but Black Mirror always manages to disgust me in its willingness to make people irredeemable evil
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't know exactly how but Black Mirror always manages to disgust me in its willingness to make people irredeemable evil
Today in the local pharmacy I'm never ever going back to: a full two days after giving them the script they called me to tell me it's still not ready, but we figured out how much we're gonna charge you give us your credit card and we'll get on that
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Today in the local pharmacy I'm never ever going back to: a full two days after giving them the script they called me to tell me it's still not ready, but we figured out how much we're gonna charge you give us your credit card and we'll get on that
I am both a deeply unserious person and also hate people who don't meet my completely arbitrary vibe check of minimum required seriousness
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I am both a deeply unserious person and also hate people who don't meet my completely arbitrary vibe check of minimum required seriousness
Wish I could go ballroom dancing with a butch
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wish I could go ballroom dancing with a butch
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meet your neighbors it literally helps kill fascism
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Meet your neighbors it literally helps kill fascism
I'm just a pretentious little cunt sometimes
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I'm just a pretentious little cunt sometimes
Architecture has GOT to get weirder and more esoteric
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Architecture has GOT to get weirder and more esoteric
we should unleash a herd of Luddites into AI data centers we aren't breaking enough things with hammers anymore
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
we should unleash a herd of Luddites into AI data centers we aren't breaking enough things with hammers anymore
Every year gets a little more deranged :)
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every year gets a little more deranged :)
I *may* have a slight problem asking for anything at all that I want or need
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I *may* have a slight problem asking for anything at all that I want or need
Nothing quite as off-putting as being reminded that most of the white folks I went to school with have gone on to live WASPy cishet lives surrounded by people exactly like them. Anyone they know outside that is a badge of honor that's *so quirky* and a sign that their liberalism is peak society
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nothing quite as off-putting as being reminded that most of the white folks I went to school with have gone on to live WASPy cishet lives surrounded by people exactly like them. Anyone they know outside that is a badge of honor that's *so quirky* and a sign that their liberalism is peak society
I will die on this hill do NOT put bean sprouts in my fucking ramen DO NOT
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I will die on this hill do NOT put bean sprouts in my fucking ramen DO NOT
TFW 20 bot accounts all called Yuri ♥️ decide to like a comment I made
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
TFW 20 bot accounts all called Yuri ♥️ decide to like a comment I made
Rotisserie chciken...
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Rotisserie chciken...
I crave shrimp of many varieties
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I crave shrimp of many varieties
I like how people think it's some gotcha that expecting billionaires to pay tax will just make them squirrel their wealth away somewhere else and fuck off...they literally already do this. There were literally journalists who died of "suicide" whistleblowing this dawg the Panama papers fuck
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I like how people think it's some gotcha that expecting billionaires to pay tax will just make them squirrel their wealth away somewhere else and fuck off...they literally already do this. There were literally journalists who died of "suicide" whistleblowing this dawg the Panama papers fuck
Time heals all wounds except chronic illness lol u dumb bitch get fucked
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Time heals all wounds except chronic illness lol u dumb bitch get fucked
I wwant chidkcken dstrip
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I wwant chidkcken dstrip
Gingersnap cookie :o
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Gingersnap cookie :o
I love you all so very much
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I love you all so very much
I could've sworn it was fucking September Jesus Christ
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I could've sworn it was fucking September Jesus Christ