All Knowing Yokel
@allknowingyokel.bsky.social
AuDHD, poly, kinky, genderfluid, bi/pan. Writer, baker, cook, reenactor, crafter, tabletop gamer, musical theatre nerd, and all-around geek.
She/Her, He/Him.
She/Her, He/Him.
I want carrot cake. And like, a safe way to eat the frosting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I want carrot cake. And like, a safe way to eat the frosting.
The dashboard of your car is a really, really bad place to display your decorative deer antlers. Inside the cab. On the dash. Unsafe.
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The dashboard of your car is a really, really bad place to display your decorative deer antlers. Inside the cab. On the dash. Unsafe.
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how to erase holodeck history
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
how to erase holodeck history
I said water buffalo are sooooo cute because their horns make them look like little Dutch milkmaids. Back me up here.
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I said water buffalo are sooooo cute because their horns make them look like little Dutch milkmaids. Back me up here.
QOTD: “I think my brain and I should start sleeping in separate beds.”
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
QOTD: “I think my brain and I should start sleeping in separate beds.”
Alan Cumming and Jim Cummings are not the same person.
July 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alan Cumming and Jim Cummings are not the same person.
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You can take almost any graph of "thing in America goes to shit for all but the very rich" and put a vertical line at the start of it labeled "Ronald Reagan takes office."
You will be right >90% of the time.
You will be right >90% of the time.
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You can take almost any graph of "thing in America goes to shit for all but the very rich" and put a vertical line at the start of it labeled "Ronald Reagan takes office."
You will be right >90% of the time.
You will be right >90% of the time.
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A couple of months ago, I posted a checklist of things one could do to be useful in these days of rising fascism.
Here’s Part Two of that list—more focused on ways to protect you and those in your tightest circles of care.
Part One is embedded and also skeeted below.
Here’s Part Two of that list—more focused on ways to protect you and those in your tightest circles of care.
Part One is embedded and also skeeted below.
Care for yourself and others!
Checklist 2.0
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A couple of months ago, I posted a checklist of things one could do to be useful in these days of rising fascism.
Here’s Part Two of that list—more focused on ways to protect you and those in your tightest circles of care.
Part One is embedded and also skeeted below.
Here’s Part Two of that list—more focused on ways to protect you and those in your tightest circles of care.
Part One is embedded and also skeeted below.
Small kid: What happens next?
Me: Well that’s all the story I have for today’s example encounter, because we’ve already been playing for 45 minutes. But if you want to play more of this adventure, it’s available in [product.]
Dad: What? OMG, how has it been 45 minutes? Wow! Yeah that’s a deal.
Me: Well that’s all the story I have for today’s example encounter, because we’ve already been playing for 45 minutes. But if you want to play more of this adventure, it’s available in [product.]
Dad: What? OMG, how has it been 45 minutes? Wow! Yeah that’s a deal.
May 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Small kid: What happens next?
Me: Well that’s all the story I have for today’s example encounter, because we’ve already been playing for 45 minutes. But if you want to play more of this adventure, it’s available in [product.]
Dad: What? OMG, how has it been 45 minutes? Wow! Yeah that’s a deal.
Me: Well that’s all the story I have for today’s example encounter, because we’ve already been playing for 45 minutes. But if you want to play more of this adventure, it’s available in [product.]
Dad: What? OMG, how has it been 45 minutes? Wow! Yeah that’s a deal.
Reading recipe blogs and it’s an unfortunate risk of running into the grossest word in the English language.
No, not “moist”
It’s “Hubby”
No, not “moist”
It’s “Hubby”
May 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reading recipe blogs and it’s an unfortunate risk of running into the grossest word in the English language.
No, not “moist”
It’s “Hubby”
No, not “moist”
It’s “Hubby”
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"Do boycotts work?"
NEW YORK (AP) — Target sales fall sharply in the first quarter and the retailer warns they will slip for all of 2025.
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Do boycotts work?"
I went to the Great Dane downtown Madison and they had Thai peanut chicken linguine on special (allegedly it used to be on regular menu), and my life is changed. I cannot rest until I learn how to make this sauce.
I don’t even care about the seasoning on the chicken.
I don’t even care about the seasoning on the chicken.
May 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I went to the Great Dane downtown Madison and they had Thai peanut chicken linguine on special (allegedly it used to be on regular menu), and my life is changed. I cannot rest until I learn how to make this sauce.
I don’t even care about the seasoning on the chicken.
I don’t even care about the seasoning on the chicken.
I have all these punch card rewards from Lily’s massage saved up over the years, but I’ve always felt too guilty to redeem them. They’re so good, I hate the idea of making them discount their labor.
May 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I have all these punch card rewards from Lily’s massage saved up over the years, but I’ve always felt too guilty to redeem them. They’re so good, I hate the idea of making them discount their labor.
And now to re-watch for the eleventy-hundredth time, what is probably considered a vintage recording of Austin Tichenor, Reed Martin, and Adam Long.
May 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And now to re-watch for the eleventy-hundredth time, what is probably considered a vintage recording of Austin Tichenor, Reed Martin, and Adam Long.
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how to switch timelines
April 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
how to switch timelines
I can’t stop thinking about a Holocaust film I saw, where I can only remember one scene, and nothing else. I believe I saw it when I was still at home, so I probably saw it on network television between 1994 and 2003.
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can’t stop thinking about a Holocaust film I saw, where I can only remember one scene, and nothing else. I believe I saw it when I was still at home, so I probably saw it on network television between 1994 and 2003.
Can’t sleep. So I may as well take ibuprofen and watch The Ten Commandments. So let it be written.
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can’t sleep. So I may as well take ibuprofen and watch The Ten Commandments. So let it be written.
Things you can’t unsee.
Welp. there goes my childhood.
"As a euphemism."
😶
"As a euphemism."
😶
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Things you can’t unsee.
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Picard crisis tip: Even when the situation seems daunting, don't give up your determination to win the day. It's not over till it's over.
April 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Picard crisis tip: Even when the situation seems daunting, don't give up your determination to win the day. It's not over till it's over.
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For everyone panicking about this, this has BEEN happening to sex workers
Border patrol will search for your name & profiles on ONLYFANS. I had a close friend in Canada who couldnt come visit me for my birthday b/c she was afraid of the border stops on cam models
It isnt just political ideologies
Border patrol will search for your name & profiles on ONLYFANS. I had a close friend in Canada who couldnt come visit me for my birthday b/c she was afraid of the border stops on cam models
It isnt just political ideologies
literally just matter of time until denial of entry gets turned loose on ALL AMERICANS returning from abroad who say Trump is a fuckup on social media www.smh.com.au/traveller/tr...
An Australian was denied US entry for bizarre reasons. He’s not alone
One Australian traveller says he’s now $15,000 out of pocket after being denied entry to the US after “enhanced vetting”. His crime? Choosing a cheap fare.
www.smh.com.au
April 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
For everyone panicking about this, this has BEEN happening to sex workers
Border patrol will search for your name & profiles on ONLYFANS. I had a close friend in Canada who couldnt come visit me for my birthday b/c she was afraid of the border stops on cam models
It isnt just political ideologies
Border patrol will search for your name & profiles on ONLYFANS. I had a close friend in Canada who couldnt come visit me for my birthday b/c she was afraid of the border stops on cam models
It isnt just political ideologies
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“Facing pressure to scrub its website of diversity and inclusion references, a Japanese American National Museum leader says the museum will ‘scrub nothing.’” 🔥
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-04-04/national-endowment-humanities-neh-doge-trump-funding-cuts-museums
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-04-04/national-endowment-humanities-neh-doge-trump-funding-cuts-museums
Japanese American National Museum takes a stand against DOGE cuts to NEH
The National Endowment for the Humanities warned museums across the country that it was slashing funding, including money previously pledged to places such as LACMA and the Japanese American National Museum.
www.latimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Facing pressure to scrub its website of diversity and inclusion references, a Japanese American National Museum leader says the museum will ‘scrub nothing.’” 🔥
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-04-04/national-endowment-humanities-neh-doge-trump-funding-cuts-museums
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2025-04-04/national-endowment-humanities-neh-doge-trump-funding-cuts-museums
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Shaundel Washington-Spivey, endorsed by Democrats in a non-partisan race, won the mayoral election in the Wisconsin city of La Crosse by less than 500 votes. He’s La Crosse's first Black mayor and the first openly LGBTQ+ mayor in the city's history.
Washington-Spivey wins election for La Crosse mayor - Civic Media
Shaundel Washington-Spivey was elected the new mayor of La Crosse Tuesday night, replacing Mitch Reynolds, who declined to run.
lacrosseeagle.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Shaundel Washington-Spivey, endorsed by Democrats in a non-partisan race, won the mayoral election in the Wisconsin city of La Crosse by less than 500 votes. He’s La Crosse's first Black mayor and the first openly LGBTQ+ mayor in the city's history.
Among today’s customers, there were at least three different gentlemen with small, dare I say, dainty and fashionable, shoulder bags. Not messenger bags, not backpacks, not totes, no webbed straps. Yes, let’s make the man purse finally happen!
March 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Among today’s customers, there were at least three different gentlemen with small, dare I say, dainty and fashionable, shoulder bags. Not messenger bags, not backpacks, not totes, no webbed straps. Yes, let’s make the man purse finally happen!
A customer addressed my very beardy hipster coworker & me together as “fellas”
So that was cool.
Even though it was past closing time and his card wasn’t working, so it was “sorry, fellas”
But he was able to call his bank and we successfully got the $600 sale in Star Wars cards.
So that was cool.
Even though it was past closing time and his card wasn’t working, so it was “sorry, fellas”
But he was able to call his bank and we successfully got the $600 sale in Star Wars cards.
March 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A customer addressed my very beardy hipster coworker & me together as “fellas”
So that was cool.
Even though it was past closing time and his card wasn’t working, so it was “sorry, fellas”
But he was able to call his bank and we successfully got the $600 sale in Star Wars cards.
So that was cool.
Even though it was past closing time and his card wasn’t working, so it was “sorry, fellas”
But he was able to call his bank and we successfully got the $600 sale in Star Wars cards.