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Allison Kilkenny
@allisonkilkenny.bsky.social
Host/Producer/Writer ✨

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What’s with new Simpsons eps having them watch tv in the front living room? They always watched tv in the back den. Where are my elder millennials, do you know what I’m talking about
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You’re not enjoying Edgar Wright movies as much as you used to because you’re not 15 anymore. Hope that helps.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We cannot be using the word skit in the year 2025
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ominous mom text
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As an A-Lister, if I see two movies in a single day, the CEO of AMC should text me to say they’re proud of me
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sort of afraid I’m never going to top the feeling of Dick Cheney dying and Zohran winning in the same day
Not to freak you out or anything, but on today’s ep @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social and @chrisopotamia.bsky.social are…optimistic?

Cheney died! ✨
Zohran won! ✨

Also, we chat about Frankenstein, Regretting You, Blue Moon, and The Mastermind

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November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Now if Zohran wins we’re legally required to party
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I just walk around looking like this all the time now
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m fine how are you guys
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“SO much better than the Mona Lisa. That shit is TINY” —Girl next to me at MoMa as we look at Van Gogh’s Starry Night
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
POV: you are trying to live your life but I have access to my phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Today we discuss how the polka dot dress lady is the hero we need right now, Bugonia, After the Hunt, Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere, and The Perfect Neighbor.

I liked 2 of these films! ✨
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seems important that people saying Jeremy Allen White sounds like Bruce in Deliver Me From Nowhere know that they may literally be hearing Bruce’s voice? lol
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The old dudes at the Springsteen movie did NOT vibe with the trailer for wicked
One of my favorite Friday rituals is texting with @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social as she settles in for a morning screening of whichever movie is opening that day.

Her most frequent message: "It's only me and one [or two, or three, never more than five] dudes here"
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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This times a billion. As my friend @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social once put it in her book, “Don’t get yourself a team, get yourself some fucking values.”
Your political loyalty must be to principles, not politicians! I don't know how to explain this basic thing to people who do not understand it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tenderly relocated a spider directly into a 50 mph Nor’easter wind gust. Little guy is gonna wake up in Virginia confused as hell
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Stretching and warming up for my Give Rose Byrne an Oscar Nom campaign
Today!

OBAA and its Oscars chances, The Smashing Machine, Anemone, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and The Decameron

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October 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
One thing about me is if I meet your cat I will be photographing them like they’re family
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Don’t think you want to see a PTA film? NOT ON MY WATCH.
Today @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social successfully convinces @chrisopotamia.bsky.social to see One Battle After Another

Also, Jimmy Kimmel, Twinless, Demon Slayer, The Long Walk, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, and The Conjuring: Last Rites.

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September 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Featuring my neighbor’s absolutely feral child who can occasionally be heard screaming in the background ✨
Today…

Lurker
Caught Stealing
Kpop Demon Hunters
The Roses
Honey Don’t

w/ @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social & @chrisopotamia.bsky.social

Remember to thank unions for your day off! ✨

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August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Justice for Aunt Gladys 🤡
Well, we’ve done it again. We spent a full hour recapping the plot of a Zach Cregger film. First, Barbarian. Now, Weapons. Because we love his films that much.

Also, Trump sends the National Guard to D.C, and War of the Worlds (2025) is terrible.

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(8/17/25): Trump sends National Guard to D.C., Weapons (SPOILERS), War of the Worlds
Podcast Episode · Light Treason News · 08/17/2025 · 1h 4m
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August 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Saw Weapons again with friends and my fav is when the immediate response is “Oh what the FUCK Allison???” 🤌🏻
August 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
To the woman who rolled an entire cooler into an AMC theater: I’d vote for you for president if I could
August 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
POV: I just took my anxiety meds and it’s 10PM and I’m texting you
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A near-fist fight AND two applause breaks occurred at our screening of Weapons, a movie that totally rules
August 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM