allison
allisongeroi.bsky.social
allison
@allisongeroi.bsky.social
not up to much lately
reportback after seven hours of poll site visibility:
- 8:1 ratio of Zohran voters to Not-Zohran voters
- 1 Guardian Angel, with jacket and red beret
- Shocking number of people bringing their dogs with them to vote?
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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one thing the Israeli government could have done to make me believe its story about Al Shifa hospital would be to not have spent the last month repeatedly telling me confirmed lies
November 15, 2023 at 10:38 PM
why did my coworkers phones go off before mine. did they get the premium microchips
October 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
asked my mom if she was going to see Barbie and she acted like I asked if she was interested in huffing paint
July 27, 2023 at 10:51 PM
my boyfriend’s new apartment has one of those absurd “smart” ovens and it has a “food facts” feature. every day it presents you with a new fact about food. here’s what we’ve learned so far
July 26, 2023 at 1:32 AM
every time I wake up at before 8am I feel brave and strong and superior, and then I log on and realize everyone else is also up
July 23, 2023 at 12:14 PM
people clapping after the little feminism speech in Barbie: fine, whatever

a MAN very LOUDLY and IRONICALLY saying “go women” after the speech: death penalty. get out of my theater
July 22, 2023 at 3:28 PM
physically in my friend’s living room doing bar prep, mentally on the italian countryside
July 14, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I also have some news: boyfriend has agreed to open up our relationship (but only to Bill de Blasio)
July 5, 2023 at 2:08 PM
I thought booking a bar trip would be a good study motivator but instead of studying I am spending 80% of my time dreaming about being in paris
July 3, 2023 at 9:51 PM
there is a tiktok food influencer/cookbook author who has never posted a single recipe that worked for me. it’s almost more impressive than created a few decent recipes I make and forget about
July 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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you’re “looking for 15K of my closest friends.” I’m earning each and every one back through a post tailored to their specific interests. we are not the same
July 2, 2023 at 3:04 PM
the “temporary tattoos that naturally fade away” company (whose tattoos are NOT temporary and do NOT fade away) has a new marketing campaign lmao
July 2, 2023 at 12:50 PM
John Mulaney hot ones…what was going on there
July 2, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
so funny to see an error screen and then find out no, the website is not usable on purpose
lol now twitter’s officially dead
July 1, 2023 at 5:27 PM
I worked the phones/front desk at my college admissions office, and roughly once a month a white parent would (1) ask what the racial quotas for admissions were (2) roll their eyes when told no college has a racial quota system for admissions
June 29, 2023 at 2:31 PM
trapped inside, feeling domestic
June 8, 2023 at 1:09 AM
had never noticed that the windows in our apartment stairwells can’t be fully shut! pretty cool feature 👍🏻
June 7, 2023 at 7:02 PM
many of you are going to miss Succession because you liked getting together with friends to watch awful people fight on TV. remember that Bachelorette season 20 premieres in three weeks
May 29, 2023 at 4:33 PM
searching roku app store to download “max”. looking up my ex’s cable password. how do I get my dignity back
May 24, 2023 at 3:18 AM
worried that i’m wearing the silly hat incorrectly…is the entire city laughing at me…
May 17, 2023 at 2:40 PM
posting about sewing always feels anticlimactic because I make very simple clothes, but i’m very proud of the black linen dress I made for graduation :) please ignore the fact that I haven’t ironed it :)
May 16, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Something off about Elon describing Epstein as a “cretin” and a “dumb crook”. Not really how anyone would describe sex crimes that spanned decades and continents.
May 16, 2023 at 4:55 AM