reportback after seven hours of poll site visibility:
- 8:1 ratio of Zohran voters to Not-Zohran voters
- 1 Guardian Angel, with jacket and red beret
- Shocking number of people bringing their dogs with them to vote?

my boyfriend’s new apartment has one of those absurd “smart” ovens and it has a “food facts” feature. every day it presents you with a new fact about food. here’s what we’ve learned so far

physically in my friend’s living room doing bar prep, mentally on the italian countryside

I also have some news: boyfriend has agreed to open up our relationship (but only to Bill de Blasio)

my favorite stories are the people who said they purposefully picked kind of a dumb tattoo BECAUSE it would fade and now have…these

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/25/style/temporary-tattoos-ephemeral.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

the “temporary tattoos that naturally fade away” company (whose tattoos are NOT temporary and do NOT fade away) has a new marketing campaign lmao

corn muffins with rhubarb :)

trapped inside, feeling domestic

searching roku app store to download “max”. looking up my ex’s cable password. how do I get my dignity back

worried that i’m wearing the silly hat incorrectly…is the entire city laughing at me…

posting about sewing always feels anticlimactic because I make very simple clothes, but i’m very proud of the black linen dress I made for graduation :) please ignore the fact that I haven’t ironed it :)

a beautiful spring day in NYC