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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️
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Hi. I'm AL Wright.
Recovering propagandist, lefty millennial veteran, allegedly exists.
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Labor day 2021 was a breaking point for me, I am still working on building myself back up to a fully functional human being 😅
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Socks - Strange Matters
I had been working at this private hospital for about nine months when I broke.
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Would certainly get a lot of repeat visits honoring "One Piece at a Time" 😆
the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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This is why there can be no "compromise".

One cannot compromise with those who do not recognise your right to exist. One either refuses to make an "deal" or accepts that one is making concessions; with nothing in return.

What you see as settled, they see as the new baseline to attack.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.

Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀

#PublicHealth
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
All this time avoiding getting felt up, only to have a mandatory appointment with the feel up machine 🤦‍♀️
#mammogram #asexual
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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If only we’d known about Moon 2 a few years sooner Neil Armstrong could have staged the greatest comeback of all time
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
My personal recommendation on a response if your washer, refrigerator, or thermostat asks for your WiFi password or wants you to download an app. Use a 9mm or larger because you don't want them to suffer when you put them down.
Correction... when the thermostat died, the HVAC neighbor gave me an EcoBee smart thermostat. When it asked for the wifi password...
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Made some Alabama fried chicken for dinner
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lovely day to freedom of speech 😊
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Hello everyone.

Antifa is not a real organization.

Proud Boys are.

Oath Keepers are.

Patriot Front is.

KKK is.

Heritage Foundation is.

Antifa is not.

Thanks for your attention.
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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*glares at everything* Stop that.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The only thing you really need to remember about Chiles v. Salazar is that ADF couldn't find any children harmed by not being able to find counselors who will practice conversion therapy—

so they rely on anonymous complaints on Reddit.

It's a fucking joke.
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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*changing out the zevo traps*
Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
*changing out the zevo traps*
Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Blessings on this official and every one who is standing up
ICE - a federal agency in which every salary & each weapon & all the paper clips are paid for by you & me

ARRESTED A SITTING ALDERPERSON - a duly-elected queer Latina opposition politician & leader in Chicago's Latinx community

AS THEY WERE SEEKING TO ARREST

A PATIENT

IN

A HOSPTIAL
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I will now only ever call him the secretary of douche 😆
Hegseth speech was the worst things my eyes have ever seen. All of the things he said were so bad and caused extreme douche chills.

The way he chose to pace and point to the camera was so unbelievably cringe. All so rehearsed and yet so very very bad.

Pete Hegseth is the secretary of douche
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Louie Louie Wright - therapist, motivational speaker, dog. #dog #pittie
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down.

Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.
September 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM