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Nats fans who want to get to know Harry Ford: here he is in the No Lie Zone youtu.be/iyAfGl2E9JM?...
No Lie Zone: Harry Ford and Cole Young Take Lie Detector Test
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nats fans who want to get to know Harry Ford: here he is in the No Lie Zone youtu.be/iyAfGl2E9JM?...
Me after seeing the Harry Ford 🇬🇧 news
a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion
Alt: A man (Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy from the movie Anchorman) in a light blue suit with white turtleneck is screaming in a phone booth, screaming ‘I'm in a glass case of emotion’.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me after seeing the Harry Ford 🇬🇧 news
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Grant Anders will be joining the Washington Nationals as an MLB development coach and bullpen catcher, per sources.
Spent the last six years with the Baltimore Orioles. Role, broadly speaking, is to work on player development at the major league level.
Spent the last six years with the Baltimore Orioles. Role, broadly speaking, is to work on player development at the major league level.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Grant Anders will be joining the Washington Nationals as an MLB development coach and bullpen catcher, per sources.
Spent the last six years with the Baltimore Orioles. Role, broadly speaking, is to work on player development at the major league level.
Spent the last six years with the Baltimore Orioles. Role, broadly speaking, is to work on player development at the major league level.
I’m sorry could you repeat th- actually no…I think I’m tracking
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m sorry could you repeat th- actually no…I think I’m tracking
Garbage plate or Dinosaur BBQ?
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Garbage plate or Dinosaur BBQ?
Paint me like one of your Québécois girls
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Paint me like one of your Québécois girls
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Daulton Varsho living out the dream of many a young boy - having his crotch shown on the big screen on loop
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Daulton Varsho living out the dream of many a young boy - having his crotch shown on the big screen on loop
Varsho yet another victim of the Testicular Tag. Wear a cup, ya’ll
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Varsho yet another victim of the Testicular Tag. Wear a cup, ya’ll
Can Will Smith feel anything below his waist after catching all 18 innings last night?
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Can Will Smith feel anything below his waist after catching all 18 innings last night?
John Schneider and Pete Walker, doing advance work for tonight's game:
J: OK Petey, how's the bullpen
P: Bassitt, Fisher, Fluharty are a go. Maybe Varl-
J: Definitely Varland
P: *deeply sighs* OK. We'll need to get creative w/the roster to cover some innings
J: Injury replacement, got us covered
J: OK Petey, how's the bullpen
P: Bassitt, Fisher, Fluharty are a go. Maybe Varl-
J: Definitely Varland
P: *deeply sighs* OK. We'll need to get creative w/the roster to cover some innings
J: Injury replacement, got us covered
a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
Alt: Former US President George H.W. Bush, seated in a wheelchair and wearing a dark blue Houston Astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand. He proceeds to lift up his arm with the baseball to head level and then looks to his right to someone/something out of view.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
John Schneider and Pete Walker, doing advance work for tonight's game:
J: OK Petey, how's the bullpen
P: Bassitt, Fisher, Fluharty are a go. Maybe Varl-
J: Definitely Varland
P: *deeply sighs* OK. We'll need to get creative w/the roster to cover some innings
J: Injury replacement, got us covered
J: OK Petey, how's the bullpen
P: Bassitt, Fisher, Fluharty are a go. Maybe Varl-
J: Definitely Varland
P: *deeply sighs* OK. We'll need to get creative w/the roster to cover some innings
J: Injury replacement, got us covered
Colonel Sanders. Oooh how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Colonel Sanders. Oooh how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’
UConn baseball will be well represented in the World Series with Ben Casparius, George Springer, and Pete Walker.
a husky mascot wearing a number 1 jersey
Alt: The UConn husky mascot, wearing a white football jersey, pointing both fingers to the camera.
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October 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
UConn baseball will be well represented in the World Series with Ben Casparius, George Springer, and Pete Walker.
‘Only 364 more days until hockey tryouts - I gotta toughen up’
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
‘Only 364 more days until hockey tryouts - I gotta toughen up’
⬇️ For when you wonder why that baseball player or coach goes by Buck and not his given name ⬇️
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
⬇️ For when you wonder why that baseball player or coach goes by Buck and not his given name ⬇️
Has the City of Portland or the Trailblazers considered a rebrand from Rip City to Ribbbit City yet?
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Has the City of Portland or the Trailblazers considered a rebrand from Rip City to Ribbbit City yet?
Blue Jays fan jersey deep cuts: JP Arencibia
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Blue Jays fan jersey deep cuts: JP Arencibia
I bet Louis Varland eats a lot of hot dish
October 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I bet Louis Varland eats a lot of hot dish