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Allaws
@allaws.bsky.social
Bears, beets, baseball with some epidemiology sprinkled in
I’m sorry could you repeat th- actually no…I think I’m tracking
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Garbage plate or Dinosaur BBQ?
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Paint me like one of your Québécois girls
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Colonel Sanders. Oooh how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
‘Only 364 more days until hockey tryouts - I gotta toughen up’
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
October 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Harry Ford - Putting the Great in Great Britain baseball and showing the Central Valley some love. My dude.
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He picked the Elly pink pair with Joey on the front 😊🥹😭
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Had not one but *two* (2) people comment on my hat today. Nevadans - they are amongst you
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Connecticut kid George Springer sporting some Whalers inspired batting gloves. Coincidence? 🧐
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don't frequent this page all that often - has this phrase always been there? It hits a little different these days, you know?
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[Sung to the tune of ‘Award Tour’ by A Tribe Called Quest]

I’m on a coal tour
With my family at hand
Checkin’ out the anthracite
Scranton has in its land
July 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Step aside Marlins Man, here comes Oilers Man
May 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The average American has three friends. You don’t know them, they live in Canada.
May 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When Pootie Tang is your ophthalmologist
April 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
‘CT is the Pizza State’
‘Source?!’
‘I read it on a pizza box, so it must be true’
April 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Connor Joe gets a cover on the Alt Show! Rhymes! Former 1st rounder who bounced around a bit finding a home in terms of org and position. Former college teammate of Kris Bryant, who is from Las Vegas. Las Vegas is my hometown! Always kind and affable to me and the family during my time in the game
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Next, TJ Friedl. Took an interesting path to professional baseball out of the University of Nevada. I didn't go to UNR (went to UNLV for a year), but am from NV. I like the Reds, too. Put him on the alt cover!
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Next, a couple of Cincinnati Reds. Let's lead off with Brent Suter. An effective reliever, he does it without velo. Wrote a children's book, has some good impressions, and is making the most of his baseball opportunities. An easy guy to root for.
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
First up on these Alt MLB The Show Covers - Kiké Hernandez
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM