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Bears, beets, baseball with some epidemiology sprinkled in
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I’m sorry could you repeat th- actually no…I think I’m tracking
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Garbage plate or Dinosaur BBQ?
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Paint me like one of your Québécois girls
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Colonel Sanders. Oooh how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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‘Only 364 more days until hockey tryouts - I gotta toughen up’
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Harry Ford - Putting the Great in Great Britain baseball and showing the Central Valley some love. My dude.
A screenshot of Harry Ford, rookie catcher for the Seattle Mariners, from a segment of 'No Lie Zone'. He's wearing a dark blue t-shirt and smiling. At the bottom of the frame, the subtitle reads: 'Harry: Modesto.'
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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He picked the Elly pink pair with Joey on the front 😊🥹😭
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Had not one but *two* (2) people comment on my hat today. Nevadans - they are amongst you
Picture of a dark blue University of Nevada baseball cap. It has a capital letter N logo outlined in black and white and the interior of the N is filled with the Nevada state flag.
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Connecticut kid George Springer sporting some Whalers inspired batting gloves. Coincidence? 🧐
George Springer of the Toronto Blue Jays is shown shrugging towards the camera. He’s wearing the home white uniform with blue lettering across the chest and a blue batting helmet. His batting gloves are blue/green which was the colour scheme of the old Hartford Whalers of the NHL.
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I don't frequent this page all that often - has this phrase always been there? It hits a little different these days, you know?
A screenshot of the AHRQ query tools website (https://hcup-us.ahrq.gov/dataquerytools.jsp). About 3/4 of the way down the screenshot is the phrase 'Do Your Own Analysis' in black and all caps.
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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[Sung to the tune of ‘Award Tour’ by A Tribe Called Quest]

I’m on a coal tour
With my family at hand
Checkin’ out the anthracite
Scranton has in its land
July 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Step aside Marlins Man, here comes Oilers Man
A man is seated, wearing a blue sequined blazer with an orange Edmonton Oilers t-shirt underneath. He has short dark brown hair and is holding a beverage in his left hand
May 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The average American has three friends. You don’t know them, they live in Canada.
Picture of the Trailer Park Boys at Rogers Centre, wearing Toronto Blue Jays jerseys.
May 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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When Pootie Tang is your ophthalmologist
A picture of two boxes of eye drops. On the left is Pataday in a white box with green, red, and blue shapes. On the right is Zaditor in a orange-brown box
April 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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‘CT is the Pizza State’
‘Source?!’
‘I read it on a pizza box, so it must be true’
April 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Connor Joe gets a cover on the Alt Show! Rhymes! Former 1st rounder who bounced around a bit finding a home in terms of org and position. Former college teammate of Kris Bryant, who is from Las Vegas. Las Vegas is my hometown! Always kind and affable to me and the family during my time in the game
Connor Joe is standing in the batter's box wearing grey pants, a yellow shin/foot guard on his left leg, yellow elbow pad and batting gloves, black helmet, and a black jersey with 'Pittsburgh' across the chest, written in cursive and with yellow bordering around the letters. He is holding his bat in front of his body, looking to his left towards the pitcher, while exhaling after taking a deep breath in between pitches. There is no question in my mind he is mentally preparing to go criss cross applesauce all over the next pitch he sees. Behind him we can see the 3rd base dugout with a couple of coaches with their heads down.
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Next, TJ Friedl. Took an interesting path to professional baseball out of the University of Nevada. I didn't go to UNR (went to UNLV for a year), but am from NV. I like the Reds, too. Put him on the alt cover!
Picture of TJ Friedl wearing a red jersey with white lettering and white pants. He is mid-swing with his left leg bent, his right leg fully extended, his hands fully extended and swinging a bat. Behind him we can see the crowd in the stands along the first base line. He has just made contact with the baseball, which we can just see at head level. Based on the angle, there's no doubt he hit a tank and the ball will soon be splashing down into the Ohio River. Have I ever told you I once pitched off the mound at Great American Ballpark? I did. Threw some sliders with hard bite. Hitters couldn't touch me. Probably because there were no hitters in the batter's box when I was pitching. Still got it.
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Next, a couple of Cincinnati Reds. Let's lead off with Brent Suter. An effective reliever, he does it without velo. Wrote a children's book, has some good impressions, and is making the most of his baseball opportunities. An easy guy to root for.
Brent Suter, a lefthanded pitcher, wearing a white uniform and a dark bluw hat. He has just thrown a pitch and the pic shows him with his left leg straight up in the air, his right arm parallel to the ground pointing behind him, and his left arm pointing behind him, somehow between his legs. Athletic! Acrobatic!
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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First up on these Alt MLB The Show Covers - Kiké Hernandez
Pic of Kiké Hernandez of the LA Dodgers, arms up in celebration after doing something awesome on the baseball field. His uniform is white with 'Dodgers' across the chest in blue cursive writing, with the number 8 in red underneath the '-ers' letters of 'Dodgers'. A NY Yankee pitcher is in the background walking off the field looking forlorn and defeated, as nature wants.
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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A picture of Bluey, a cartoon Australian Cattle Dog, with her hands up at her mouth and screaming at something out of picture that is off to the right of her. In white text at the bottom is the phrase 'Eternal Screaming'
January 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM