Ally
@allally.bsky.social
I'm Ally. Smart ass software tech. News addict, proudly in recovery. Books, cats and carbs now.
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state tv is going to be awesome I wonder if it will be like AFN will it go off air at midnight after a five minute homily on trump?
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
ABC yanks Jimmy Kimmel’s show ‘indefinitely’ after remarks about Charlie Kirk | CNN Business
Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer.
www.cnn.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
state tv is going to be awesome I wonder if it will be like AFN will it go off air at midnight after a five minute homily on trump?
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...
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Turns out that the pigs have learned how to turn on the faucet to the hose and are deliberately flooding the barn to make mud when it’s hot out
May 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Turns out that the pigs have learned how to turn on the faucet to the hose and are deliberately flooding the barn to make mud when it’s hot out
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Not that it needs to be said, but the "white genocide of South Africans" narrative is conspiratorial horseshit all the way down
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Trump makes false claims of white genocide in South Africa during Ramaphosa meeting
U.S. President Donald Trump made several false statements and misrepresented some facts about the alleged persecution of South Africa's white minority during a contentious Oval Office meeting on Wednesday with President Cyril Ramaphosa.
www.reuters.com
May 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not that it needs to be said, but the "white genocide of South Africans" narrative is conspiratorial horseshit all the way down
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
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March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
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I love this
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I love this
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Trump's CFPB, now under the command of billionaire hedge fund manager Scott Bessent, has halted the Biden admin's rule to ban medical bills from credit reports.
It's been estimated that the rule would help improve the credit scores of 15 million people.
Some populist, huh?
It's been estimated that the rule would help improve the credit scores of 15 million people.
Some populist, huh?
February 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump's CFPB, now under the command of billionaire hedge fund manager Scott Bessent, has halted the Biden admin's rule to ban medical bills from credit reports.
It's been estimated that the rule would help improve the credit scores of 15 million people.
Some populist, huh?
It's been estimated that the rule would help improve the credit scores of 15 million people.
Some populist, huh?
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I’m so overstimulated I’ve stopped understanding what people are saying to me.
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m so overstimulated I’ve stopped understanding what people are saying to me.
Anyone who is surprised by this news has been sleeping for a dozen years
Who had Homan profiting from deportations on their bingo card?
December 31, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Anyone who is surprised by this news has been sleeping for a dozen years
I use my library literally every day. Me and Libby are besties.
If you don’t have a library card go get one. Even if you don’t plan on using it right away, go get one. Keep our libraries alive.
December 31, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I use my library literally every day. Me and Libby are besties.
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Wishing all of my friends a happy and healthy New Year. 🥂
December 31, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Wishing all of my friends a happy and healthy New Year. 🥂
Dear Autocorrect, "pie"? You don't recognize "pie"? Do you even know me?
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Dear Autocorrect, "pie"? You don't recognize "pie"? Do you even know me?
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I love bookstores.
I love the library.
I love books.
I love reading.
I love the library.
I love books.
I love reading.
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I love bookstores.
I love the library.
I love books.
I love reading.
I love the library.
I love books.
I love reading.
Yesss. I get an eye twitch.
Worse is
"I seen them shoes in the store" grrrr
"I seen them shoes in the store" grrrr
December 31, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Yesss. I get an eye twitch.
Fantastic Capricorn
A goat I drew at a punk bar 🌿
- Mechanical pencil & Micron Pen -
- Mechanical pencil & Micron Pen -
December 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Fantastic Capricorn
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It's seed catalogue (garden porn) season and I'm enjoying the names of fruit & vegetable varieties: twister cauliflower, crisphead lettuce, purple majesty potatoes, fire 'n ice radishes, saffron prolific squash, mortgage lifter tomatoes
December 31, 2024 at 2:21 PM
It's seed catalogue (garden porn) season and I'm enjoying the names of fruit & vegetable varieties: twister cauliflower, crisphead lettuce, purple majesty potatoes, fire 'n ice radishes, saffron prolific squash, mortgage lifter tomatoes
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just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚