Alyssa
@aljowe.bsky.social
Reality tv junkie, primarily Survivor and BB. #RHAP patron. Bookworm. Cozy video games. Cats.
A conversation just overheard in my house of 4 black cats:
"Which one is that?"
"Umbrion. No wait, he doesn't have a bell."
"He's too fat to be Ninja."
"Maybe it's Ted?"
"Idk, but I don't like the way that cat was just looking at me."
It was definitely Ted.
"Which one is that?"
"Umbrion. No wait, he doesn't have a bell."
"He's too fat to be Ninja."
"Maybe it's Ted?"
"Idk, but I don't like the way that cat was just looking at me."
It was definitely Ted.
January 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A conversation just overheard in my house of 4 black cats:
"Which one is that?"
"Umbrion. No wait, he doesn't have a bell."
"He's too fat to be Ninja."
"Maybe it's Ted?"
"Idk, but I don't like the way that cat was just looking at me."
It was definitely Ted.
"Which one is that?"
"Umbrion. No wait, he doesn't have a bell."
"He's too fat to be Ninja."
"Maybe it's Ted?"
"Idk, but I don't like the way that cat was just looking at me."
It was definitely Ted.
After hearing this Christmas song a million times this year already due too working in retail, this hits.
December 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
After hearing this Christmas song a million times this year already due too working in retail, this hits.
ANDYYYY. He is truly all that. As much as I'm rooting for Rachel to take this thing, Andy has officially earned my stan card after last nights episode. #Survivor47 #rhap
a man in a sweater and glasses is walking through a jungle .
ALT: a man in a sweater and glasses is walking through a jungle .
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December 5, 2024 at 1:33 PM
ANDYYYY. He is truly all that. As much as I'm rooting for Rachel to take this thing, Andy has officially earned my stan card after last nights episode. #Survivor47 #rhap
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Plan doesn’t work if Genevieve or I win immunity, by the way. #Survivor47
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Plan doesn’t work if Genevieve or I win immunity, by the way. #Survivor47
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December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹
Am I wrong to think Sue is getting buried in the edit? Rarely a strategic talk from her perspective, but that montage about Kyle was wiiiild. Hard to see her with a shot at the win and this point after Gabe is gone #Survivor47
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Am I wrong to think Sue is getting buried in the edit? Rarely a strategic talk from her perspective, but that montage about Kyle was wiiiild. Hard to see her with a shot at the win and this point after Gabe is gone #Survivor47
Post you from a different era of your life.
Back when I was a bartender and singing karaoke on the regular.
Back when I was a bartender and singing karaoke on the regular.
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Post you from a different era of your life.
Back when I was a bartender and singing karaoke on the regular.
Back when I was a bartender and singing karaoke on the regular.
Quote share your fav movie in gif form.
November 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Quote share your fav movie in gif form.