Alizah
@alizah.bsky.social
@hankgreen.bsky.social can you please explain why I find the car wash so zen?? Is there science behind it or am I just a weirdo
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social can you please explain why I find the car wash so zen?? Is there science behind it or am I just a weirdo
Thought I was having a bad hair day but the radiology tech complimented it 💁🏻♀️
April 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thought I was having a bad hair day but the radiology tech complimented it 💁🏻♀️
I just bought a shirt that retails at $125 for $15 huuuge dub
March 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I just bought a shirt that retails at $125 for $15 huuuge dub
I only have anecdotal evidence for this but it FEELS like Ohio has the most vanity plates per capita of anywhere in this country
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I only have anecdotal evidence for this but it FEELS like Ohio has the most vanity plates per capita of anywhere in this country
roommate nonchalantly read me for filth by asking “so what do you do all day?”
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
roommate nonchalantly read me for filth by asking “so what do you do all day?”
Just used a vending machine for the first time in like a decade. Idk why but felt important
February 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just used a vending machine for the first time in like a decade. Idk why but felt important
opened my wallet to find all the cash missing 🙃
January 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
opened my wallet to find all the cash missing 🙃
@hankgreen.bsky.social I couldn’t find the post but at some point you asked what other products good store should consider making. My two cents are chocolate (feels coffee adjacent) and candles (feels soap adjacent)
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I couldn’t find the post but at some point you asked what other products good store should consider making. My two cents are chocolate (feels coffee adjacent) and candles (feels soap adjacent)
thread of the amazing things I see people wearing at the gym:
hat that says “lift heavy, eat ass”
hat that says “lift heavy, eat ass”
January 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
thread of the amazing things I see people wearing at the gym:
hat that says “lift heavy, eat ass”
hat that says “lift heavy, eat ass”
unfortunately a lot of finding a job is whether or not you vibe with the person interviewing you
January 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
unfortunately a lot of finding a job is whether or not you vibe with the person interviewing you
11:30 on a Monday morning during a snow storm is a GREAT time to go to the gym
January 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
11:30 on a Monday morning during a snow storm is a GREAT time to go to the gym
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here is some unsolicited but possibly useful advice about offering help in ways that are helpful:
offer something specific, or a range of things, rather than an open-ended offer of help.
offer something specific, or a range of things, rather than an open-ended offer of help.
January 31, 2024 at 10:22 PM
here is some unsolicited but possibly useful advice about offering help in ways that are helpful:
offer something specific, or a range of things, rather than an open-ended offer of help.
offer something specific, or a range of things, rather than an open-ended offer of help.
somebody point me to the “you’re so not invited to my bat mitzvah” discourse
September 2, 2023 at 2:56 AM
somebody point me to the “you’re so not invited to my bat mitzvah” discourse
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people who don’t like tofu don’t know how to prepare or eat tofu (and are probably buying shitty tofu) case closed
We should just acknowledge that the reflexive, dramatic, gagging horror most Americans have when they mention tofu is just thinly veiled racism.
You can like or dislike whatever food you want, but mining disgust sends a message.
You can like or dislike whatever food you want, but mining disgust sends a message.
August 27, 2023 at 6:39 AM
people who don’t like tofu don’t know how to prepare or eat tofu (and are probably buying shitty tofu) case closed
nothing compares to the satisfaction of when you’ve used enough of a thing to put it into a smaller container
August 20, 2023 at 4:04 PM
nothing compares to the satisfaction of when you’ve used enough of a thing to put it into a smaller container
I thought “Waltzing Matilda” was the Australian national anthem until I was like 14 years old
August 16, 2023 at 4:44 PM
I thought “Waltzing Matilda” was the Australian national anthem until I was like 14 years old
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you've heard of "Hot Girl Summer," now get ready for Emo Girl Elul
August 11, 2023 at 2:21 PM
you've heard of "Hot Girl Summer," now get ready for Emo Girl Elul
Reposted by Alizah
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s depression brought on by loneliness, trauma, and the unrelenting grind of the soulless capitalist machine
August 15, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s depression brought on by loneliness, trauma, and the unrelenting grind of the soulless capitalist machine
Went to a concert at a delicatessen last night, and while you can spend hundreds of dollars seeing a big star, you can have basically the same amount of fun for $20 while supporting local business and helping a smaller artist’s career (not to mention discovering new music!)
August 11, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Went to a concert at a delicatessen last night, and while you can spend hundreds of dollars seeing a big star, you can have basically the same amount of fun for $20 while supporting local business and helping a smaller artist’s career (not to mention discovering new music!)