Alithia Kimmel
@alikimkim.bsky.social
I'm having fun doing improv with other silly people. I also enjoy WoW and Disneyland.
Whoever tells you your vote doesn't matter is hoping you won't vote.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Whoever tells you your vote doesn't matter is hoping you won't vote.
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Zabernism [ZAB-ur-niz-im]
(n.)
- Unjustified or unwarranted use of military authority; military jackbootery; abusive bullying.
Used in a sentence:
“The fascist leader’s deployment of soldiers against the very citizens it was meant to protect will always be remembered as vainglorious zabernism.”
(n.)
- Unjustified or unwarranted use of military authority; military jackbootery; abusive bullying.
Used in a sentence:
“The fascist leader’s deployment of soldiers against the very citizens it was meant to protect will always be remembered as vainglorious zabernism.”
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Zabernism [ZAB-ur-niz-im]
(n.)
- Unjustified or unwarranted use of military authority; military jackbootery; abusive bullying.
Used in a sentence:
“The fascist leader’s deployment of soldiers against the very citizens it was meant to protect will always be remembered as vainglorious zabernism.”
(n.)
- Unjustified or unwarranted use of military authority; military jackbootery; abusive bullying.
Used in a sentence:
“The fascist leader’s deployment of soldiers against the very citizens it was meant to protect will always be remembered as vainglorious zabernism.”
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
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Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
I know there are going to be people who read this post and instinctively think since Ali thinks it's bad, you probably think it's good. But folks, none of us want the FBI arresting judges because they ruled against what the executive branch wants. Don't normalize this in your brain.
April 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know there are going to be people who read this post and instinctively think since Ali thinks it's bad, you probably think it's good. But folks, none of us want the FBI arresting judges because they ruled against what the executive branch wants. Don't normalize this in your brain.
I would like the government to regulate my food, please.
April 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I would like the government to regulate my food, please.
If you need a protest song for today #handsoff
He throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
ALT: a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you need a protest song for today #handsoff
If you think it's wrong and stupid that the cabinet members who held the illegal Signal chat are blaming the journalist for them adding him to the chat, you're right.
It's the same tactics rapists and abusers use against their victims.
It's the same tactics rapists and abusers use against their victims.
March 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you think it's wrong and stupid that the cabinet members who held the illegal Signal chat are blaming the journalist for them adding him to the chat, you're right.
It's the same tactics rapists and abusers use against their victims.
It's the same tactics rapists and abusers use against their victims.
What? You mean the people who are unqualified to be cabinet members did a stupid thing? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. So shocked is the shockiness of my shock.
March 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What? You mean the people who are unqualified to be cabinet members did a stupid thing? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. So shocked is the shockiness of my shock.
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Breaking:
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Judge in mass firing case orders Trump administration to reinstate probationary federal workers across multiple agencies.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Judge in mass firing case orders Trump administration to reinstate probationary federal workers across multiple agencies.
March 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Breaking:
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Judge in mass firing case orders Trump administration to reinstate probationary federal workers across multiple agencies.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Judge in mass firing case orders Trump administration to reinstate probationary federal workers across multiple agencies.
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
I wish Zelenskyy was our president, and not Putin.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wish Zelenskyy was our president, and not Putin.
You know who wouldn't have told the press that Gazan Palestinians should go someplace where they can run and jump and play all day long, and then post an AI golden idol of themselves where their homes used to stand?
Kamala.
Kamala.
February 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You know who wouldn't have told the press that Gazan Palestinians should go someplace where they can run and jump and play all day long, and then post an AI golden idol of themselves where their homes used to stand?
Kamala.
Kamala.
Three years ago, my mom and I went to see Love by Cirque du Soliel, which coincidentally was also the day Russia invaded Ukraine.
It was a wonderful show, and I would love to see it return if possible. One surreal part, however, was the transition between "Revolution" and "Back in the USSR".
🧵
It was a wonderful show, and I would love to see it return if possible. One surreal part, however, was the transition between "Revolution" and "Back in the USSR".
🧵
February 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Three years ago, my mom and I went to see Love by Cirque du Soliel, which coincidentally was also the day Russia invaded Ukraine.
It was a wonderful show, and I would love to see it return if possible. One surreal part, however, was the transition between "Revolution" and "Back in the USSR".
🧵
It was a wonderful show, and I would love to see it return if possible. One surreal part, however, was the transition between "Revolution" and "Back in the USSR".
🧵
Really didn't expect this parody to be this spot-on right now.
He throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
ALT: a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Really didn't expect this parody to be this spot-on right now.
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“At least Russia has elections”
Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.
If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.
If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
February 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“At least Russia has elections”
Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.
If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.
If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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Dozens of US middle school students at a U.S. military installation in Germany walked out as part of protests aimed at Trump's Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. The main organizer was a 13 year old girl. #3E #EndImpunity
February 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dozens of US middle school students at a U.S. military installation in Germany walked out as part of protests aimed at Trump's Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. The main organizer was a 13 year old girl. #3E #EndImpunity
Art is activism. This is what activism looks like. I will never not be proud of being part of this show. Thank you @playfullyrichard and @lbshakespeare for letting me be in this and performing the role of Queen Elizabeth. Thank you for letting me perform with such talented actors.
February 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Art is activism. This is what activism looks like. I will never not be proud of being part of this show. Thank you @playfullyrichard and @lbshakespeare for letting me be in this and performing the role of Queen Elizabeth. Thank you for letting me perform with such talented actors.
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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What makes me sad is that most people really don't know how many fantastic things Harris proposed that actually had real solutions for real problems, but the media never reported it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What makes me sad is that most people really don't know how many fantastic things Harris proposed that actually had real solutions for real problems, but the media never reported it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
He throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
ALT: a cartoon rooster is playing a guitar on a white background
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
If he cannot have his way
He calls Elon and sucks his thumb
And doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the Worst
A pox on the phoney king of the US
I can't tell you how both healthy and surreal it is to be in a play that is so timely. A play where I get to play an intelligent, powerful woman who sees through the lies. Where the villain tries to play down my character by calling her bossy, calling her a witch. 1/2
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I can't tell you how both healthy and surreal it is to be in a play that is so timely. A play where I get to play an intelligent, powerful woman who sees through the lies. Where the villain tries to play down my character by calling her bossy, calling her a witch. 1/2