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AlientonX
@alientonx.bsky.social
· Oct 13
always feels weird when I get a new follower and they start scrolling all the way back and spamming likes and comments on my old posts from over a year ago. Thank you, but relax maybe?
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Can you spot the small edit I made to a real patent application?
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Can you spot the small edit I made to a real patent application?
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Wish I took a picture of the huge load I blew after this #fatcockfriday
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wish I took a picture of the huge load I blew after this #fatcockfriday
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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literally my first reaction omg
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
literally my first reaction omg
Just found DOUBLE SHINY VENIPEDE 😱😱😱😱😱
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just found DOUBLE SHINY VENIPEDE 😱😱😱😱😱
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
Woke up feeling feral and Ive jerked off three times already #fatcockfriday
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Woke up feeling feral and Ive jerked off three times already #fatcockfriday
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate. I love this pic, the waistband gives a great sense of scale.
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate. I love this pic, the waistband gives a great sense of scale.
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Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?
Me doing some personal grooming
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me doing some personal grooming
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
My favorite part of this article. Being a young republican must be so surreal. They genuinely thought to attack opponents as being white nationalists even though white nationalism is their ultimate dream. You get to stand for absolutely nothing!
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My favorite part of this article. Being a young republican must be so surreal. They genuinely thought to attack opponents as being white nationalists even though white nationalism is their ultimate dream. You get to stand for absolutely nothing!
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every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
I was trying to find a machine learning model on Hugging Face for determining if an image depicts food or not, but somehow I stumbled on someone's dataset of lewd pictures of Hilda from Fire Emblem Three Houses, tagged for if they depict her with "breasts" or "large_breasts"
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was trying to find a machine learning model on Hugging Face for determining if an image depicts food or not, but somehow I stumbled on someone's dataset of lewd pictures of Hilda from Fire Emblem Three Houses, tagged for if they depict her with "breasts" or "large_breasts"
One of my fav gay porn creators on here still posts "CHUDAI" and "WATAA" on every single thing here on bluesky and it gets under my skin so much cause YOU DONT NEED TO DO THAT HERE AND IT MAKES YOUR POSTS WORSE 😭
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
One of my fav gay porn creators on here still posts "CHUDAI" and "WATAA" on every single thing here on bluesky and it gets under my skin so much cause YOU DONT NEED TO DO THAT HERE AND IT MAKES YOUR POSTS WORSE 😭
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Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games
www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...
www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...
October 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games
www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...
www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...
always feels weird when I get a new follower and they start scrolling all the way back and spamming likes and comments on my old posts from over a year ago. Thank you, but relax maybe?
October 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
always feels weird when I get a new follower and they start scrolling all the way back and spamming likes and comments on my old posts from over a year ago. Thank you, but relax maybe?
yeah Hades 2 is good I guess
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
yeah Hades 2 is good I guess
Taylor Swift does not have a tenth the talent of any of these queens
October 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Taylor Swift does not have a tenth the talent of any of these queens
This stupid Manta Ray minigame in Mario Galaxy is humbling me
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This stupid Manta Ray minigame in Mario Galaxy is humbling me
I can't for the life of me begin to fathom why any gay man would WANT to sleep with a "straight" guy. They don't know what they want, and if they do they're too trapped by shame to act on it. And they just generally aren't fun in bed. The "straight" novelty doesn't go that far.
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I can't for the life of me begin to fathom why any gay man would WANT to sleep with a "straight" guy. They don't know what they want, and if they do they're too trapped by shame to act on it. And they just generally aren't fun in bed. The "straight" novelty doesn't go that far.
That horny sext that you wanna have in someone's dms? Have them in the replies so we can all see.
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That horny sext that you wanna have in someone's dms? Have them in the replies so we can all see.
I'm feeling both very flattered by this sniffies message and also upset they didn't just say 10/10 like why am I being evaluated so honestly 😭
October 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm feeling both very flattered by this sniffies message and also upset they didn't just say 10/10 like why am I being evaluated so honestly 😭