Alice Hamilton
@alicehamilton.bsky.social
“Comedian” 🇵🇸
“As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
“As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!!
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!!
I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders.
they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐
wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying
I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
my sisters shirt 😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my sisters shirt 😭
been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited
THURS Nov 6 @ 6:30PM: "MARSHA: The Joy and Defiance of Marsha P. Johnson." Tourmaline, author of "the first definitive biography of the Black trans activist and icon," will chat with C. Riley Snorton at Barnard College. FREE! bcrw.barnard.edu/event/marsha... #activism #QueerHistory #LGBTQIA #NYC
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited
oh hell yeah
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
oh hell yeah
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alright…. time to figure out a costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
alright…. time to figure out a costume
this is not a good piece. you don’t have to go on dates with men whose dating profile says “anti white genocide” to learn more about their political views. nothing was learned here.
This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
this is not a good piece. you don’t have to go on dates with men whose dating profile says “anti white genocide” to learn more about their political views. nothing was learned here.
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"We won't do anything"
KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"We won't do anything"
Idk how many times I’ve listened to it. no skips.
the new Lily Allen album is so good 💖
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Idk how many times I’ve listened to it. no skips.
sweet old lady
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sweet old lady
I know I did not just hear Donald Trump say “smart people don’t like me”
a man with a beard is holding his nose while wearing a baseball cap
ALT: a man with a beard is holding his nose while wearing a baseball cap
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know I did not just hear Donald Trump say “smart people don’t like me”
it’s always funny when news anchors mess up and it will never get old
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
it’s always funny when news anchors mess up and it will never get old
why are squirrels so hard to draw
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
why are squirrels so hard to draw
you lost me at Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp will reportedly play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL, with Andrea Riseborough (Possessor) also attached to star in the film.
‘Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol’ – Ti West Directing Dickens Tale With Johnny Depp as Scrooge
While Robert Eggers plans his own dark take on A Christmas Carol starring Willem Dafoe, Deadline reports that Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is taking his own crack at the classic tale. Johnny Depp will...
bloody-disgusting.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
you lost me at Johnny Depp
“Wow! Candace Owens has a hot take I actually agree with!?!” can yall stop falling for that shit? you’re actually embarrassing yourself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Wow! Candace Owens has a hot take I actually agree with!?!” can yall stop falling for that shit? you’re actually embarrassing yourself.
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An amazing story of this decade was the ADL turning all its fire on Israel critics while tech companies dismantled their censors and Hitler-lovers came roaring back.
Today on the show: the group chats from hell (with @dgraham.bsky.social) slate.com/podcasts/wha...
Why So Many Racist Group Chats?
It’s hard to imagine the speech or policy proposals being acceptable as recently as a decade ago.
slate.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
An amazing story of this decade was the ADL turning all its fire on Israel critics while tech companies dismantled their censors and Hitler-lovers came roaring back.