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Alice Hamilton
@alicehamilton.bsky.social
“Comedian” 🇵🇸

“As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
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Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece
Philadelphia isn’t real
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year.
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid.
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over 😂
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
holding a baby
14. What is the most calming experience that costs nothing?
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
kristen wiig is so funny
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
pure class
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
my new years rezzie is to grow my afro bigger and work harder on my magnum opus.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
my family does not support my lifestyle 😭
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
it hurts to laugh so I’m trying not to… which makes everything funnier… I should stop watching taskmaster…
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
there’s this Finnish Christmas themed horror movie called Rare Exports and it’s a masterpiece
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I want to die (I have the sniffles)
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my favorite last minute Halloween costume of all time. Oct 2019. Slutty Mickey Mouse.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🐿️
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM