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Alexx Bollen
@alexxbollen.bsky.social
440 followers 360 following 500 posts
Writer/Podcaster/weirdo
He/They
Kinda nice at times
Alexxbollen.com
https://ko-fi.com/alexxb
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alexxbollen.bsky.social
As much as I loathe the Adobe subscription model, I gotta admit that the remove tool in Photoshop is fucking dope.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
I'm really loving Pluribus. Rhea Seehorn is a national treasure and deserves all awards.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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November 14: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeeter Fence and Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing (human hand inside kermit frame, yelling yaaay) this is adapted from an artwork you see on redbubble, even though its edited i would have credited an original artist if one could have been positively determined, its too widespread and stolen for over a decade to nail it down precisely. sorry i tried, dont yell at me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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SECOND BILL OF RIGHTS EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO: 1. A J08 2. AN ADEQUATE WAGE AND DECENT LIVING 3. A DECENT HOME 4. MEDICAL CARE 5. ECONOMIC PROTECTION DURING SICKNESS, ACCIDENT, OLD AGE OR UNEMPLOYMENT 6. A GOOD EDUCATION
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
Hey look! I did a podcast!
jahspod.bsky.social John and Alexx Hate Stuff @jahspod.bsky.social · 8d
John and Alexx gas up the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, dust off the ol' necronomicon, and discuss 2011's Cabin in the Woods.

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Available wherever you find podcasts
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Frame #11300 from S04 -E03 - Battle Bamboo Shoots-628197
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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wizbizpodcast.bsky.social
Okay, we have at least one new episode edited and ready to go! @alexxbollen.bsky.social and I are planning to keep the show running smoothly, so you'll see new episodes within the next couple of weeks. Just hang in there! (This would be a great place for that cat pic.) #podcast #AdventureTime
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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scalzi.com
Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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tedcruznipples.com
scene from hellraiser with "I could smell the onions and mustard" written in blood on the wall
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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@theonion.com
Satirical Adobe ad in the Onion: "Experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever"
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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archive.org
🎃 Trick or treat!

💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴

Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
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#Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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andylevy.net
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
Join us in about 3 hours!
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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pattymo.com
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
Impossibly smug ginger root guy on the front of the GIN GINS bag
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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wizbizpodcast.bsky.social
Alexx and Erik will be discussing the new season of Fionna and Cake on the Wiz Biz Halloween Livestream, October 30th at 8pm Pacific time. Join us, it'll be scary! (Maybe) #AdventureTime #FionnaAndCake #Halloween https://youtube.com/live/YCqyE2gdGy4?feature=share
Wizbiz Halloween Hootenanny - YouTube
Join Alexx and Erik for our annual online Halloween party! There will be tarot readings, Adventure Time discussion, some weird stuff, other weird stuff, and ...
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October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
Erik and I are going live on Thursday! The day before Halloween. Mischief night. Devil's night. Talk about cartoons night.
October 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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jahspod.bsky.social
The boys discuss the feel-good movie of the year which tells you a lot about 2025

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Available wherever you find podcasts
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
Now that I've rolled credits on the good ending, I've decided that Silk Song was like 15% too hard. I found myself feeling more relieved than excited or happy anytime I progressed past a difficult section or boss. A great game diminished by too much slog. 7/10
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
alexxbollen.bsky.social
Do any of my witchy/occult/spiritual friends have any good ideas for helping with night terrors or general sleep help? Mantras, rituals, spell bags, anti-ghost-guns?
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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jahspod.bsky.social
John and Alexx continue scary* movie month with The Lodge.

*I'm assuming you're scared of being really fucking bored.

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Available wherever you find podcasts
October 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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jahspod.bsky.social
Today's episode is running late, sorry. Alexx got kidnapped by spooky Halloween goblins and needs to finish the orgy before editing.
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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septimusbrown.com
True story
Artists all day: depressed, smoking Artists at 3am: chipper, coffee in hand
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM