alexrakefire
@alexrakefire.bsky.social
Meme & music maker. Disheveled and disgruntled Chelsea fan. Proud Autistic and POC. Queer and filled with fear. Endorsements disclaimer. Any pronouns. Peep the linktree!
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Zohran Mamdani's governing agenda is literally do stuff, talk about doing stuff, take public transit, and alhamdulilah i love him.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Zohran Mamdani's governing agenda is literally do stuff, talk about doing stuff, take public transit, and alhamdulilah i love him.
Down the table we go. #CFC
Cucurella serves a one match ban for the FA cup game on Saturday. He will be available for the EFL cup first leg and Brentford at Stamford Bridge.
Cucurella serves a one match ban for the FA cup game on Saturday. He will be available for the EFL cup first leg and Brentford at Stamford Bridge.
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Down the table we go. #CFC
Cucurella serves a one match ban for the FA cup game on Saturday. He will be available for the EFL cup first leg and Brentford at Stamford Bridge.
Cucurella serves a one match ban for the FA cup game on Saturday. He will be available for the EFL cup first leg and Brentford at Stamford Bridge.
*fabrizio romano voice*
It's OVER between John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens. Almost 20 years relationship ended after many disappointing results. Baltimore franchise in no rush to make the right appointment.
Ownership keen on building around Lamar Jackson, here we go on new contract soon.
It's OVER between John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens. Almost 20 years relationship ended after many disappointing results. Baltimore franchise in no rush to make the right appointment.
Ownership keen on building around Lamar Jackson, here we go on new contract soon.
Ravens and coach John Harbaugh are reportedly parting ways
Ravens and coach John Harbaugh are reportedly parting ways
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buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*fabrizio romano voice*
It's OVER between John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens. Almost 20 years relationship ended after many disappointing results. Baltimore franchise in no rush to make the right appointment.
Ownership keen on building around Lamar Jackson, here we go on new contract soon.
It's OVER between John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens. Almost 20 years relationship ended after many disappointing results. Baltimore franchise in no rush to make the right appointment.
Ownership keen on building around Lamar Jackson, here we go on new contract soon.
Nuno at Forest and soon West Ham.
Wilfried Nancy at Celtic.
Darren Moore at Port Vale.
It's selfish for sure but I'm not trying to see any more Black football coaches get thrown under the bus by bad organizational structure.
Rosenior...for our people. Please turn down the offer. #CFC
Wilfried Nancy at Celtic.
Darren Moore at Port Vale.
It's selfish for sure but I'm not trying to see any more Black football coaches get thrown under the bus by bad organizational structure.
Rosenior...for our people. Please turn down the offer. #CFC
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Nuno at Forest and soon West Ham.
Wilfried Nancy at Celtic.
Darren Moore at Port Vale.
It's selfish for sure but I'm not trying to see any more Black football coaches get thrown under the bus by bad organizational structure.
Rosenior...for our people. Please turn down the offer. #CFC
Wilfried Nancy at Celtic.
Darren Moore at Port Vale.
It's selfish for sure but I'm not trying to see any more Black football coaches get thrown under the bus by bad organizational structure.
Rosenior...for our people. Please turn down the offer. #CFC
Fuck a Rosenior, Big Mac's at the wheel. #CFC
feels weird not celebrating a last minute equalizer when you've played like hot dog water but w/e. still fifth somehow. boldly Chelsea go into the valley of death.
feels weird not celebrating a last minute equalizer when you've played like hot dog water but w/e. still fifth somehow. boldly Chelsea go into the valley of death.
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Fuck a Rosenior, Big Mac's at the wheel. #CFC
feels weird not celebrating a last minute equalizer when you've played like hot dog water but w/e. still fifth somehow. boldly Chelsea go into the valley of death.
feels weird not celebrating a last minute equalizer when you've played like hot dog water but w/e. still fifth somehow. boldly Chelsea go into the valley of death.
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Everyone from Ho Chi Minh to the Black Panthers has emphasized the idea that the *stated ideals* of America are noble and worth striving for even though no one knew better than them that we've practically fallen short
I am 100% tired of the "actually we're the bad guys, how dare you suggest otherwise" shtick. If a pleasant lie gets Americans to regret their country's sins tell the goddamn lie for half a minute
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Everyone from Ho Chi Minh to the Black Panthers has emphasized the idea that the *stated ideals* of America are noble and worth striving for even though no one knew better than them that we've practically fallen short
If Chelsea's Russian owner was sanctioned and forced to sell #CFC in 2022 for Russia invading Ukraine, will its American owners be sanctioned and forced to sell for the United States invading Venezuela? Asking for a friend 🤔 #BlueCoOut #EghbaliOut
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If Chelsea's Russian owner was sanctioned and forced to sell #CFC in 2022 for Russia invading Ukraine, will its American owners be sanctioned and forced to sell for the United States invading Venezuela? Asking for a friend 🤔 #BlueCoOut #EghbaliOut
been reliably told by a crackhead in Exeter that #CFC have moved to replace Maresca with *MID YOUNG YES MAN* with an official announcement to come
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
been reliably told by a crackhead in Exeter that #CFC have moved to replace Maresca with *MID YOUNG YES MAN* with an official announcement to come
Any Chelsea fan with the means to do this should chain themselves to the front door of Clearlake Capital at 233 Wilshire Blvd #800, Santa Monica, CA 90401
There should be 24/7 peaceful protests at the building until Eghbali resigns #CFC
There should be 24/7 peaceful protests at the building until Eghbali resigns #CFC
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Any Chelsea fan with the means to do this should chain themselves to the front door of Clearlake Capital at 233 Wilshire Blvd #800, Santa Monica, CA 90401
There should be 24/7 peaceful protests at the building until Eghbali resigns #CFC
There should be 24/7 peaceful protests at the building until Eghbali resigns #CFC
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Maresca isn't the problem. It's Winstanley, Stewart, and Jewell.
Sack Maresca and we're in the exact same position by mid 2027.
Sack Maresca and we're in the exact same position by mid 2027.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Maresca isn't the problem. It's Winstanley, Stewart, and Jewell.
Sack Maresca and we're in the exact same position by mid 2027.
Sack Maresca and we're in the exact same position by mid 2027.
guess i'm listening to killswitch engage again
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
guess i'm listening to killswitch engage again
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
That's us firmly and out of the title race beyond a reasonable doubt. However, great fightback to draw from 2-0 down at a place where we've got nothing for more than 4 years.
Up the fucking chels always #CFC
Up the fucking chels always #CFC
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That's us firmly and out of the title race beyond a reasonable doubt. However, great fightback to draw from 2-0 down at a place where we've got nothing for more than 4 years.
Up the fucking chels always #CFC
Up the fucking chels always #CFC
We're not winning the title anytime soon, but what a freaking performance. Defensive steel and mentality, that's the Chelsea way.
Caicedo gets some rest at least...on to the next ones, which I will miss because I have to travel for a funeral :/
But regardless UP THE FUCKING CHELS #CFC
Caicedo gets some rest at least...on to the next ones, which I will miss because I have to travel for a funeral :/
But regardless UP THE FUCKING CHELS #CFC
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We're not winning the title anytime soon, but what a freaking performance. Defensive steel and mentality, that's the Chelsea way.
Caicedo gets some rest at least...on to the next ones, which I will miss because I have to travel for a funeral :/
But regardless UP THE FUCKING CHELS #CFC
Caicedo gets some rest at least...on to the next ones, which I will miss because I have to travel for a funeral :/
But regardless UP THE FUCKING CHELS #CFC