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alexrakefire
@alexrakefire.bsky.social
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Meme & music maker. Disheveled and funemployed. Proud Autistic and POC. Queer and filled with fear. Endorsements disclaimer. Any pronouns. Peep the linktree!

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an image text meme of a fake headline. a primate is in the right hand side of the image. the fake headline reads "we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself."
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS
a picture of liquid painquil, which contains acetaminophen. for some unholy reason, it also has alcohol (likely as a solvent for the ingredients), which increases the risk of liver toxicity. you should talk to a doctor or pharmacist about what pain relief medications are easiest for you to take, but I wouldn't use it.
September 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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a guy smiles at his phone while laying in bed
August 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The lesson of 2025 is:
an image in text that says "no one is coming to save you" in red, white, and blue
August 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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"Republicans don't know hard times! When you get laid off from the coffee shop 'cause AI took your job and the tariffs made coffee $8 a cup, them's hard times!"
nomadic warriors for Pritzker's profile picture. IL governor JB Pritzker has an eagle on his arm cause eagles rock.
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Sucks for Eriksen but he survived cardiac arrest and Manchester United's worst season ever so good for him
A screenshot from the last gameweek of the 2024/25 EPL season. Manchester United played Aston Villa at Old Trafford. Christen Eriksen is bouncing the ball in anticipation of taking a penalty kick while two Aston Villa players look on with their hands on hips. A diving cheating portuguese rat is behind christian eriksen and is probably shitting his pants over how he didn't get to take the penalty.
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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it's a matching/ strategy game we play in the Caribbean. 10 percent of it is actual skill, 90 percent of it is trash talking
a set of dominoes tiles, and a slighly opened wooden case.
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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poast iconic title screen
a screenshot of the PS2 menu for Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2, the greatest DBZ game of all time.
August 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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A civil war memorial that reads "The Penalty of Treason is Death, No North No South, The Union Forever"
August 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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???
a diagram of a nuclear reactor. Water is pumped through a chamber that produces steam, heated up by fuel rods made of a radioactive material, like Uranium or Plutonium. the steam drives a turbine which produces electricity. Nuclear power has become one of the safest non-fossil fuel ways to produce fuel.
July 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Obviously things didn't end well between #CFC and Edouard Mendy, but as soon as that whistle in the 2021 UCL final sounded, and the camera panned to him, I cried.

He almost retired early. On unemployment benefits. Then, one of the greatest recent goalkeeping performances in a cup run.

Inspiring!
Former Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy cries tears of joy after the final whistle is sounded in the 2021 Champions League final against Manchester City. Chelsea won the game by a goal to nil.
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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this pretty much
a soyjak edit of trump crying, holding up a phone. the phone is a screenshot of a long post probably about the epstein files but the joke is that he's crying and trying to post through the scandal.
July 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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an image from the video game Civilization 5. Genghis Khan is on horseback, taunting the player after they declare war on the Mongolian Empire. He says "you're joking, right?"
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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alright now that we're closer to the "start time" let's see what the weather will be like in the parade OH GOOD LORD
June 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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uhhhhhhh @ericmgarcia.bsky.social @51st.news @wamu.org pretty sure I just saw a near miss on an open source flight radar?

PAT18 was at 1175 feet. WN2383 was at 1200 feet. Based on this image they were around a mile or less apart.

This idiotic parade is gonna get people killed!
a screenshot from the website "airnavradar." The map is of the DC region, near the I-495 American Legion bridge. There are four aircraft in the image. There are three helicopters and one airliner. One of the helicopters, "PAT18" is very close to a commercial airliner, "WN2383." PAT18 is a UH-60 Black Hawk, and WN2383 is a Southwest Airlines flight.
June 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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"The marines deployed to Los Angeles don't even have food to eat" uhh they just need to go to staples checkmate woke libs
a box of a multipack of crayola crayons. the joke being that marines eat crayons or something idk i am not a veteran it's a meme i see online.
June 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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#CFC holy crap

pardon the bad place screenshot but Delap to Chelsea could happen soon.
A screenshot from the other shit website from Italian soccer journalist Fabrizio Romano. To paraphrase, "Chelsea are prepared to sign Liam Delap soon after meetings with the striker. Delap has given his preference to the Chelsea project and is now expected to follow with formal steps including a 30 million British Pound release clause to be triggered." There is a picture of the player, Liam Delap, pumping his fist in celebration. He is wearing a blue shirt and white pants. In the background, it is nighttime at a soccer stadium.
May 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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a poorly edited meme with too many layers. spongebob, older memes, emoji spam. bad filter.
May 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Okay Lincoln was probably bi and maybe a couple others were "super close" to their gardeners but you cannot tell me between this absolutely judgmental mug and the needing a gold and silk jet that this man is not fruity as fuck
the president, who is a fascist, sips diet coke from a glass with a straw while looking very heterosexual
May 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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No Man's Sky is an incredible game, but the shit you find sometimes is ridiculous.

Like look at this fucking thing.
a screenshot from a video game. a very goofy looking bear koala elf thing is in the frame.
May 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Not good enough. Have to hope Forest somehow drop points today or next week, and that we win our next two.

Fine second half in terms of fight but that's about it. Outplayed by the better team. #CFC
a meme of a screenshot from "Ted Lasso." It reads "it's the hope that kills you" and a poorly photoshopped chelsea fc badge is on Ted's shirt.
May 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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almost a half mill to live in the hood, I ain't ever owning a home in this wack ass country bruh
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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MLK-day Parade
a screenshot of spongebob running away from the viewer, implying that a crude, crass, or potentially problematic joke was made
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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a sleeping shaq meme. the first image is captioned "poster when trans people are being genocided— I sleep" the second image is captioned "Dave Weigel when fake news— real shit?"
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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us to RFK jr after the reconciliation trials:
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM