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The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
June 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
Today:procrastination
Tomorrow:shop for pants?
Tomorrow:shop for pants?
December 31, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Today:procrastination
Tomorrow:shop for pants?
Tomorrow:shop for pants?
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I think my favorite thing about Australia is that each bird here has its own unique beautiful bird song that sounds like a human or many humans crying out in the most terrifying and distressing way you have ever heard
December 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I think my favorite thing about Australia is that each bird here has its own unique beautiful bird song that sounds like a human or many humans crying out in the most terrifying and distressing way you have ever heard
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Werner Herzog: Something as organic as a cheesecake is too feeble for the American mind, to even enjoy it as a concept they must remove its reality, let you know it was conceived in industrial horrors
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
December 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Werner Herzog: Something as organic as a cheesecake is too feeble for the American mind, to even enjoy it as a concept they must remove its reality, let you know it was conceived in industrial horrors
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
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The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
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I yelled WHAT in my living room
Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures
In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...
www.asahq.org
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I yelled WHAT in my living room
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barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
jessica.substack.com/p/idaho-will...
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
Idaho Will Enforce Abortion Travel Ban
12.2.24
jessica.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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i wouldn't be surprised if it's cheaper to hire a hitman than to pay an uninsured medical bill in the united states
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
i wouldn't be surprised if it's cheaper to hire a hitman than to pay an uninsured medical bill in the united states
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: If I had a pet electric fish, I'd call it Shock Eel O Neill
Absolutely nobody:
Me: If I had a pet electric fish, I'd call it Shock Eel O Neill
November 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: If I had a pet electric fish, I'd call it Shock Eel O Neill
Absolutely nobody:
Me: If I had a pet electric fish, I'd call it Shock Eel O Neill
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a man is eating a plate of food with a happy gain 15 lbs day message .
Alt: a man is eating a plate of food with a happy gain 15 lbs day message .
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November 27, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Australia’s oldest dictionary of Australian English has chosen “enshittification” – a slang term referring to the deterioration of products and services online – as the word of 2024.
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary names ‘enshittification’ word of the year
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary says term captures widespread sense that things are getting worse.
www.aljazeera.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Australia’s oldest dictionary of Australian English has chosen “enshittification” – a slang term referring to the deterioration of products and services online – as the word of 2024.