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Alexandria Paige
@alexandriapaige.bsky.social
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Webcomic artist. Feral cryptid.

18+ page

Creator of Jean and Clark

Patreon: alexandria_paige

My socials: https://linktr.ee/alexandria_paige?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZcwsWsJBp5s5dQvNWLbip7JdyE2KBr_qsFiTA1T5-XaeFwDqiJI6rzTrQ_aem_RItZR
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Alexandria Paige @alexandriapaige.bsky.social · Oct 30
Hello! My name is Alexandria Piage, and I'm the creator of Jean and Clark, a webtoon series about a human and a vampire who go on trips and adventures, meeting all types of supernatural creatures.
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asterisks.bsky.social
LIVE RIGHT MEOW!
🔴[DISCORD MEME RERACT + DISPATCH YALL!!](www.twitch.tv/asterisks_of...)
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
Do you like monster?

www.patreon.com/c/alexandria...
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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tealst.bsky.social
More Hazel shapeshifting shenanigans
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
"Throw me to the wolves and ill come back leading the pack" 🐑🐺🐺🐺🐺
Clark: throw me to the werewolves and ill impregnate the pack! Jean, holding hellhound: its 'wolves' not werewolves. Clark: why would I fuck a wolf?
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
Some art of me and @asterisks.bsky.social I did while streaming ❤️ i loved her halloween outfit so much I had to draw it!
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
I swear!
Jean: Mendoza I need you to swear- Clark, interrupting: FUCK! Jean: swear as in promise. Clark: I know, I couldnt pass up the opportunity.
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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sachinteng.bsky.social
My poster for the official JAWS 50th Anniversary art show~The exhibit opens tonight at Art Alliance of Monmouth County in Red Bank, NJ 🦈
A faux retro Taiwanese movie poster of JAWS (1975) all text is in Traditional Chinese. The poster depicts a famous scene of Mrs. Kitner slapping Chief Brody, telling him that her boy is dead. Behind Brody are Mayor Vaughn and Dr. Hooper all look sad and ashamed, heads hanging low. Behind Mrs. Kitner is the funeral director reaching out for Mrs. Kitner, getting ready to take her away from the scene. Mrs. Kitner is dressing all in black. Skirt, blazer, heels, and a hat with a veil. The veil and skirt blowing in the wind. Chief Brody wears glasses, a blue Amity Police jacket, brown shoes, and khakis. His head is low and turned away from the viewer after being slapped. He is looking away from the viewer in shame. Vaughn is wearing a striped blazer with a pink shirt, brown shoes, and dark blue slacks. Hooper is wearing a beanie, glasses, denim jacket, denim pants, and converse shoes. The funeral director wears a fedora, glasses and all black suit. In the background is the tiger shark they mistook for the great white shark, strung up on a hook and rope, and were prematurely celebrating its capture. Further into the background all the townspeople look equally ashamed for the death of the Kitner boy and their now embarrassing celebration.
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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sean8urson.bsky.social
Vapes are looking more and more like sippy cups and we should be using that to get people to stop lmao

"baby need sippy vape? cant leave the house without holding it?"
August 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
👁👁👁👁be more afraid👁👁👁👁

#MonsterFucker #MonsterLover #JeanAndClark
Angel: be not afraid Clark: *purr* Angel: be more afraid 😾
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
The one occupation i will never do again is fast food (based on a real story)
Panel one Guy: hi can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese. Panel two BUTT: so you want a hamburger? Panel three Guy: No, I want a cheeseburger with no cheese! Panel four BUTT: Sir.. a cheeseburger with no cheese is a hamburger. Panel five Guy: I want a cheeseburger with NO cheese Panel six BUTT: fine Panel seven Cook: THATS A HAMBURGER! BUTT: I KNOW!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
If not friend, why friend shaped?
Clark presents a jackalope, jean says to "put it back" Clark presents a hellhound, jean says to "put it back" Clark presents a lich and jean is too stunned to speak
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
livestreaming on twitch with best girl @asterisks.bsky.social !!!

come say hi!
www.twitch.tv/alexandriapa...
Jean and Clark are chilling in a tree in Forks, Washington. Jean asks " Mendoza are you trying to recreate a Twilight scene?" Clark defends himself saying "No." but we all know he was lying. and he replies "maybe." Jean sighs at the bullshit he put up with for Clark.
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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tulchip.bsky.social
🦇🍌 Fruit Bat 🍌🦇

⭐ SB: 60 euro
⭐ MI: 5 euro
⭐ AB: 170 euro (Includes commercial use)

Buyer gets the artwork (.png) with no watermark and personal use rights 🫰

Payment through Paypal only 🌐
Bid ends when the last bid lasts 48hrs⌛

Reposts = 💖
#Adoptable #Adopt #OCSky #Myart #art
Text reads Fruit bat, watermark says Adopt Sale. Features a kemonomi design of a bat with yellow accents to reference fruit bats who are commonly fed bananas. She has black wings and yellow sharp nails.
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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oku.mow.haus
Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands." Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb. Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines. Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
Vampire hunter problems 🤣😭🤣
First day as a vampire hunter: this is easy lol (is in van helsing parody wear) in the daylight First night as a vampire: Oh no... Petrified as he he about to get sucked dry by some vampire baddies in the night time under the full moon.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
Dude im stuck in a cyclical cycle of trying to work alot to pay off debt to be a full time artist and trying to work less so I can keep up with my art 😭😭
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
I cant wait for this comic to come out i just love his lil unhinged face!😂
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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minimi-lain.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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candlehearts.bsky.social
aaand kickstarter complete!! :3 Thank you all SO SO much, I am so blown away by your support <3

Shrimp bags soon! add-ons being ordered!! CELEBRATION ALL AROUND~

www.kickstarter.com/projects/can...
Update 9: That's a WRAP! Shrimply incredible, thank you all so much!! · Plushie Shrimp Bags!
Again, just like the title says - THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! We are successfully funded and the shrimp bags are in the works as we speak! I will be SO annoying with updates, but I hope that's what you al...
www.kickstarter.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe. Panel 2: Text says "My mom was a witch". It's a woman with green skin and one yellow eye, glowing and emanating magic, gleaming from beneath her big purple witch had, which has small wood constructions hanging off of it and two pins on it: one of a mushroom and one of the Newgrounds angry face. He's wearing jeans and a Costco tank top, with a reddish purple vest over it, and is holding a broom and a tote bag with a bag of chips visible within it. Panel 3: Text says "You'd think I'd be some kind of magical berserker". We are looking overhead at a muscular green man looking up at us, with his arms splayed out in a powerful stance, and his left arm holding an axe. He has a dark purple had and shoulder-cape, and smiles with malice. Text continues, saying "but actually I ended up with my MOM'S strength and my DAD'S magic attunement." Panel 4: A normal looking with green skin, messy purple hair, big round glasses, and a pointy nose, wearing a t-shirt with the night sky in a square in the center, says "so, basically, I'm green."
October 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
im livestreaming on twitch! come say hi!
www.twitch.tv/alexandriapa...
panel one: Clark, annoying Jean "well, look who came by for a lil sucky sucky" panel two: Jean looking annoyed and grossed out "don't say it like that"
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
alexandriapaige.bsky.social
My state is on some bullshit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
I'm serious email your representatives and link this article RIGHT NOW

tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here

US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM