It should be a rule that cable news has to show a video of the Cybertruck wiper in action any time anyone says they support Elon and DOGE’s mission of making the government work better

New Kendrick album dropped cancel all my meetings ☠️

Yeah no matter how much you don't want it to be true, it is. Parenting is like another dimension of existence

Today my whole Bluesky feed has been Hubble images of nebulae and ngl it's been very calming

If raising multiple young children isn't giving you the challenge you crave, I highly recommend doing a large-scale home renovation at the same time

Threads’ product design is def more fun and polished, but the Bluesky feed is way beyond. Ultimately that’ll be what brings and keeps people here

Also they’re not training AI models with our posts 🙃

If you feel like you’re not getting enough done today, just know it took my 3-year-old four hours to pick up the 12 Hot Wheels cars on the floor. Progress not perfection

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