Brian
@alephnulldc.bsky.social
DC. Queer. Physicist. Lover of cheese. Flatulent.
So many volleyball-ers!
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
So many volleyball-ers!
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!
Hey Olympics viewer! NBC has the Super Bowl too! Did you know that? Did you possibly know that NBC is also showing the Super Bowl in addition to the Olympics? If you did not know this, NBC is definitely letting you, an Olympics viewer, that the Super Bow is also viewable on NBC!
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hey Olympics viewer! NBC has the Super Bowl too! Did you know that? Did you possibly know that NBC is also showing the Super Bowl in addition to the Olympics? If you did not know this, NBC is definitely letting you, an Olympics viewer, that the Super Bow is also viewable on NBC!
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We’re working on it! But growing the newsroom our city deserves takes time, and way more resources than we currently have. BUT every member helps get us closer to building a newsroom Bezos can’t destroy: 51st.news/signup
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We’re working on it! But growing the newsroom our city deserves takes time, and way more resources than we currently have. BUT every member helps get us closer to building a newsroom Bezos can’t destroy: 51st.news/signup
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Today is a GREAT day to support @51st.news, a worker-led nonprofit local news source for D.C. with top-notch staff including the amazing @maustermuhle.bsky.social
A Republican-led resolution could trigger tax season chaos, potentially pushing D.C.'s filing deadlines into the fall, depriving the city of almost $700 million in revenue, and eliminating tax credits for low-income residents. 51st.news/republican-b...
Republican bill targeting D.C. could create tax season chaos
It’s the second year in a row that Congress could throw a wrench into D.C.’s budget.
51st.news
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Today is a GREAT day to support @51st.news, a worker-led nonprofit local news source for D.C. with top-notch staff including the amazing @maustermuhle.bsky.social
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"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
Seeing the photos and videos from the the Krewe du Vieux parade from @herreraimages.bsky.social and others make me long to be in New Orleans right now
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Seeing the photos and videos from the the Krewe du Vieux parade from @herreraimages.bsky.social and others make me long to be in New Orleans right now
I am over this commercial for the cruise line for old people with an orchestral version of Freebird
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I am over this commercial for the cruise line for old people with an orchestral version of Freebird
I am not into astrology and I often have to be reminded of whatever sign thingie I am. My Mom sent me these pencils for my birthday and I don't think I am any of these things... except the drunk part on occasion.
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I am not into astrology and I often have to be reminded of whatever sign thingie I am. My Mom sent me these pencils for my birthday and I don't think I am any of these things... except the drunk part on occasion.
Bought my first bit of "full cow" leather this MAL weekend and I like it :)
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Bought my first bit of "full cow" leather this MAL weekend and I like it :)
The excessive amount of caffeine that I've ingested to partially mitigate my post-workout migraine this morning is making concentrating at work very difficult.
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The excessive amount of caffeine that I've ingested to partially mitigate my post-workout migraine this morning is making concentrating at work very difficult.
Slightly diminish a band:
9,999 Maniacs
9,999 Maniacs
Slightly diminish a band:
Prance DMC
Prance DMC
Slightly diminish a band:
The Leastie Boys
The Leastie Boys
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
9,999 Maniacs
9,999 Maniacs
These songs are bad.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
These songs are bad.
Fucking poorly advertised fireworks
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Fucking poorly advertised fireworks
Hello bidet! I have missed you!
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hello bidet! I have missed you!
I am finding this interesting: New citizenship rules for Canadians born or adopted abroad are now in effect - Canada.ca share.google/yGNybhfRf7my...
Canada.ca
The Government of Canada website is a single point of access to all programs, services, departments, ministries and organizations of the Government of Canada.
Canada.ca
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I am finding this interesting: New citizenship rules for Canadians born or adopted abroad are now in effect - Canada.ca share.google/yGNybhfRf7my...
Earthquake!! (I did not feel the earthquake)
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Earthquake!! (I did not feel the earthquake)
Despite being in CST, celebrated NYE on EST so I can go to bed PDQ.
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Despite being in CST, celebrated NYE on EST so I can go to bed PDQ.
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I will gladly smash a garbage plate directly into Peter Thiel's face
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I will gladly smash a garbage plate directly into Peter Thiel's face
My parents have embarked on Swedish death cleaning which means that I have started going through bins of crap from my childhood. This is the itinerary for a Junior High trip to DC in 1988 that I remember fairly well. I hope the teachers that were on the trip got hazard pay.
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My parents have embarked on Swedish death cleaning which means that I have started going through bins of crap from my childhood. This is the itinerary for a Junior High trip to DC in 1988 that I remember fairly well. I hope the teachers that were on the trip got hazard pay.
TIL braided leather belts are back
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TIL braided leather belts are back
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