Brian
@alephnulldc.bsky.social
DC. Queer. Physicist. Lover of cheese. Flatulent.
I guess I don't need to use my hamstrings today
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I guess I don't need to use my hamstrings today
I have somehow avoided seeing much of The Kitchen until now, but good God are they all on cocaine?
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I have somehow avoided seeing much of The Kitchen until now, but good God are they all on cocaine?
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Workers of the Science News Media Guild will conduct a 24-hour #strike on Wednesday, 11/5. This comes after our members voted to reject the Society’s latest contract proposal. Our members previously voted by 92% to authorize a strike against the @society4science.bsky.social, if necessary.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Workers of the Science News Media Guild will conduct a 24-hour #strike on Wednesday, 11/5. This comes after our members voted to reject the Society’s latest contract proposal. Our members previously voted by 92% to authorize a strike against the @society4science.bsky.social, if necessary.
And both our fridge and heat pump may be dying...
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And both our fridge and heat pump may be dying...
The KPop Demon Hunters sequel should be K-PAX Demon Hunters with Kevin Spacey and his penchant for eating unripe bananas whole as the new baddie they vanquish.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The KPop Demon Hunters sequel should be K-PAX Demon Hunters with Kevin Spacey and his penchant for eating unripe bananas whole as the new baddie they vanquish.
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High Heel Race was fun, though it did feel like the creativity level was a bit low. Notable exceptions include the Trans America Pyramid and of course @jbfromdc.bsky.social 's Sympathy is a Knife costume.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
High Heel Race was fun, though it did feel like the creativity level was a bit low. Notable exceptions include the Trans America Pyramid and of course @jbfromdc.bsky.social 's Sympathy is a Knife costume.
Rivian using "Free to me You and Me" in their commercials is a bit disconcerting to me for unknown reasons
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rivian using "Free to me You and Me" in their commercials is a bit disconcerting to me for unknown reasons
I only just now realized that all the talk on the interwebs of "Welcome to Derry" is not a spin off of Derry Girls.
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I only just now realized that all the talk on the interwebs of "Welcome to Derry" is not a spin off of Derry Girls.
Are you going to love it or list it or a secret third thing?
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are you going to love it or list it or a secret third thing?
I'm in a room full of 40-somethings and 50-somethings nodding along to the music
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm in a room full of 40-somethings and 50-somethings nodding along to the music
I am very thankful for my friends
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am very thankful for my friends
Skipped the gym this morning (needed a rest day) and got to work early to be productive and leave early but instead my boss decided to come into my office and do math at me for two hours.
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Skipped the gym this morning (needed a rest day) and got to work early to be productive and leave early but instead my boss decided to come into my office and do math at me for two hours.
✅ first full rope climb
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
✅ first full rope climb
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Sutton was a force of nature. 💔
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sutton was a force of nature. 💔
Kennedy is papering its concerts - Slippedisc share.google/djNeP7bZgnBp...
DC exclusive: Kennedy is papering its concerts - Slippedisc
Our mole in the Kennedy Center tells us...
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October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Kennedy is papering its concerts - Slippedisc share.google/djNeP7bZgnBp...
I'm always vacant for you Everest. Always.
October 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm always vacant for you Everest. Always.
I would like to be the Chairman on Iron Chef. It seems like a very good job to have.
September 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I would like to be the Chairman on Iron Chef. It seems like a very good job to have.
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And, drumroll please... the 2:02 shirts are RETURNING! On 9/30 you can come purchase one, all proceeds go to Free DC ❤️
All information can be found at 930.com/930day/
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
And, drumroll please... the 2:02 shirts are RETURNING! On 9/30 you can come purchase one, all proceeds go to Free DC ❤️
All information can be found at 930.com/930day/
Pants got big again awfully quickly
September 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pants got big again awfully quickly
Scruff doesn't need to be Instagram
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Scruff doesn't need to be Instagram
Thoughts after this evening: 1.) I need better slutty jean shorts but still appropriate for a 51 year old; 2.) I need combat boots that don't destroy my feet.
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thoughts after this evening: 1.) I need better slutty jean shorts but still appropriate for a 51 year old; 2.) I need combat boots that don't destroy my feet.
NEED GARBAGE PLATE!!
An Upstate New York Sports Bar Arrives in DC With Legit Buffalo Wings share.google/h4PUQFrpjXlE...
An Upstate New York Sports Bar Arrives in DC With Legit Buffalo Wings share.google/h4PUQFrpjXlE...
An Upstate New York Sports Bar Arrives in DC With Legit Buffalo Wings
The latest from the Anju team involves beef on weck and garbage plates.
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September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
NEED GARBAGE PLATE!!
An Upstate New York Sports Bar Arrives in DC With Legit Buffalo Wings share.google/h4PUQFrpjXlE...
An Upstate New York Sports Bar Arrives in DC With Legit Buffalo Wings share.google/h4PUQFrpjXlE...