His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
I’m bald. I have a dog.
Silly 🐻
📍Palm Springs, CA
Silly 🐻
📍Palm Springs, CA
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His Royal Tragesty
@splodey.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I want cookies.
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
ABRIDGED CONVERSATION
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it .
ALT: a man is holding a bottle of alcohol in front of a window with the word alcohol on it .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ABRIDGED CONVERSATION
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
ME: We’ll schedule a technician to assist. Are there any days/times we should avoid?
PARTNER: Anytime.
ME: The technician will come tomorrow between 2-4.
PARTNER: No one is in the office tomorrow, so if that is a prerequisite, we’ll need to reschedule.
I’m in the waiting room at my PT appointment, and I haven’t had any coffee HALP
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I’m in the waiting room at my PT appointment, and I haven’t had any coffee HALP
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This hurts so much.
Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...
people.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
This hurts so much.
We made it to the cottage.
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
We made it to the cottage.
I’m sorry, but what’s in your water, Pittsburgh??
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m sorry, but what’s in your water, Pittsburgh??
Follow That Bird With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Follow That Bird With Big Naturals
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Why go big when going home is an option?
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Why go big when going home is an option?
I feel this in my bones.
I'm the opposite of locked in, my ass is locked tf out
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I feel this in my bones.
You guys (non-gendered), I met @crshort81.bsky.social this evening, and he’s an absolute sweetheart! I just wish I could have met @tumbledheroes.bsky.social as well.
What’s up with my face?
What’s up with my face?
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You guys (non-gendered), I met @crshort81.bsky.social this evening, and he’s an absolute sweetheart! I just wish I could have met @tumbledheroes.bsky.social as well.
What’s up with my face?
What’s up with my face?
Welp. Guess I have to go to London in 2027…
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Welp. Guess I have to go to London in 2027…
Ok, but François Arnaud speaking French…🥵
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Ok, but François Arnaud speaking French…🥵
Teehee
Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Teehee
Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Somehow I didn’t notice this beer can detail until just now, and I love it so much @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Slightly diminish a band:
Prance DMC
Prance DMC
Slightly diminish a band:
The Leastie Boys
The Leastie Boys
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Prance DMC
Prance DMC
Uh oh. @kvetch.gay did I destroy you??
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Uh oh. @kvetch.gay did I destroy you??
Ok, episode 1 of PLUR1BUS…you’ve got me…
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Ok, episode 1 of PLUR1BUS…you’ve got me…
Lisa Houseman really didn’t need to be such a bitch to Baby.
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Lisa Houseman really didn’t need to be such a bitch to Baby.
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Dallas/Texas gays this feels important to know.
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Dallas/Texas gays this feels important to know.
BTW MN FOP can fuck all the way off.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
BTW MN FOP can fuck all the way off.
Husband: Do you want some of these pupusas I got at Costco for lunch?
Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas.
Husband:
Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas.
Husband:
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Husband: Do you want some of these pupusas I got at Costco for lunch?
Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas.
Husband:
Splodey: Sure, I like pupusas.
Husband:
Oh god. We’re out of coffee. Send help.
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Oh god. We’re out of coffee. Send help.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula