Aidan Mueller
@alephiod.bsky.social
Freelance writer, born outside the Tannhäuser Gate
I’ve noticed that when I don’t take care of something that comes to mind, it’s usually because I immediately start convincing myself of the reasons I don’t have to or shouldn’t do it. I give myself a lot of pardons in that way, and end up not getting anything don but feeling alright about it.
May 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’ve noticed that when I don’t take care of something that comes to mind, it’s usually because I immediately start convincing myself of the reasons I don’t have to or shouldn’t do it. I give myself a lot of pardons in that way, and end up not getting anything don but feeling alright about it.
“New Pope Denounces AI as ‘Humanity’s Great Threat’” is so sci-fi-coded, the fact it’s real makes me feel a little insane
May 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“New Pope Denounces AI as ‘Humanity’s Great Threat’” is so sci-fi-coded, the fact it’s real makes me feel a little insane
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
I’m on a hot streak winning every argument in my head
May 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m on a hot streak winning every argument in my head
Is anyone else ceaselessly attempting to impress? I’m scrolling timelines just trying to think of something witty to say.
May 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is anyone else ceaselessly attempting to impress? I’m scrolling timelines just trying to think of something witty to say.
Maybe your kid will have just the two dolls, but they could be a very special pair of the two genders, like Spider-Man and Elsa, or Trump and Vance.
April 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maybe your kid will have just the two dolls, but they could be a very special pair of the two genders, like Spider-Man and Elsa, or Trump and Vance.
I gotta stop being so much of a lurker all the time. I needa post hot takes.
Grown men shouldn’t wear hoodies, they’re high schooler clothes.
Grown men shouldn’t wear hoodies, they’re high schooler clothes.
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I gotta stop being so much of a lurker all the time. I needa post hot takes.
Grown men shouldn’t wear hoodies, they’re high schooler clothes.
Grown men shouldn’t wear hoodies, they’re high schooler clothes.
Ian McDiarmid should be Pope. The people have spoken
April 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ian McDiarmid should be Pope. The people have spoken
I tried watching Isle of Dogs (2018) again last night. I just can’t get over how ugly and uninteresting it is, easily one of the worst for Wes Anderson. I’ve also been watching the rest of his discography, most recently The Darjeeling Limited and The Royal Tenenbaums, both of which I loved.
April 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I tried watching Isle of Dogs (2018) again last night. I just can’t get over how ugly and uninteresting it is, easily one of the worst for Wes Anderson. I’ve also been watching the rest of his discography, most recently The Darjeeling Limited and The Royal Tenenbaums, both of which I loved.
I should get out of the house more often, before I can’t anymore.
April 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I should get out of the house more often, before I can’t anymore.
What the hell that’s an amazing double, I’ve heard nothing but good things about Sinners
April 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What the hell that’s an amazing double, I’ve heard nothing but good things about Sinners
Hurt me during the week, I’m already over it. But hurt me on a weekend and I will think about it every weekend for a month. How dare you soil my Saturday morning?
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Hurt me during the week, I’m already over it. But hurt me on a weekend and I will think about it every weekend for a month. How dare you soil my Saturday morning?
NASCAR is cyberpunk
April 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
NASCAR is cyberpunk
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
theonion.com
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A transwoman dared play a sport against mid athletes. You won’t believe what happened next
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A transwoman dared play a sport against mid athletes. You won’t believe what happened next
Real potheads have it memorized like a psalm 😤😤😤
(marijuana-induced anxiety makes them prone to episodes of panic that only fade by reciting it) Stop, drop, and roll baby 😎🍃
(marijuana-induced anxiety makes them prone to episodes of panic that only fade by reciting it) Stop, drop, and roll baby 😎🍃
April 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Real potheads have it memorized like a psalm 😤😤😤
(marijuana-induced anxiety makes them prone to episodes of panic that only fade by reciting it) Stop, drop, and roll baby 😎🍃
(marijuana-induced anxiety makes them prone to episodes of panic that only fade by reciting it) Stop, drop, and roll baby 😎🍃
Just heard about this fencing thing for the first time. Funny thing is, guy at work came up to me last week asking me if I’d seen it, and when I said no, he asked me how old I was. He was so sure I would share his rage about it that when I didn’t, he assumed I was old. We have a year’s difference.
April 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just heard about this fencing thing for the first time. Funny thing is, guy at work came up to me last week asking me if I’d seen it, and when I said no, he asked me how old I was. He was so sure I would share his rage about it that when I didn’t, he assumed I was old. We have a year’s difference.
I love that moment you go to add an emoji into an iMessage and the whole thing animates like a Zelda game dialogue, highlighting the important words in orange for clarity. Like yes, make my little shopping list into a quest for my partner, they’ll love that
April 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I love that moment you go to add an emoji into an iMessage and the whole thing animates like a Zelda game dialogue, highlighting the important words in orange for clarity. Like yes, make my little shopping list into a quest for my partner, they’ll love that
I used to wear my heart on my sleeves, but it would get dirty pretty often so I had to move it back into the torso. Stupid me, I forgot I put the sleeve cleaning solution in there first.
April 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I used to wear my heart on my sleeves, but it would get dirty pretty often so I had to move it back into the torso. Stupid me, I forgot I put the sleeve cleaning solution in there first.
Watching “Stranger on a Train,” and all I have to say is— movies is good! Cinema! Kino! Hurrah!
April 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Watching “Stranger on a Train,” and all I have to say is— movies is good! Cinema! Kino! Hurrah!
I miss my ex's dog.
April 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I miss my ex's dog.
Was very happy to see Nintendo finally announce a cozy RPG about a witch in the mountains with a cat, I always felt we were missing something like it since playing Disco Elysium.
April 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Was very happy to see Nintendo finally announce a cozy RPG about a witch in the mountains with a cat, I always felt we were missing something like it since playing Disco Elysium.
I feel like this article misses the part where nothing in Brazil resembles the current American administration whatsoever. Actually not even sure what the point of the article is. observer.com/2025/02/terr...
Terry Gilliam’s ‘Brazil’ At 40: More Prescient Than Orwell
Gilliam’s vision of totalitarianism as both evil and bumbling, with parallels to our current dystopian moment.
observer.com
April 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I feel like this article misses the part where nothing in Brazil resembles the current American administration whatsoever. Actually not even sure what the point of the article is. observer.com/2025/02/terr...
I want to be well enough established in the entertainment industry to be on an episode of Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst, but no more than that. That’s the perfect middle area for me.
April 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I want to be well enough established in the entertainment industry to be on an episode of Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst, but no more than that. That’s the perfect middle area for me.
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huge news for our beautiful city - we love our gas sign - thank you British Petroleum
nextstl.com/2025/04/amoc...
nextstl.com/2025/04/amoc...
Amoco Apologizes to St. Louis and Repairs Botched Landmark Sign - NextSTL
The gigantic Amoco sign at Clayton Road and Skinker Blvd has been repainted. “We really butchered this sign rebrand in 2019. We apologize to the City of St. Louis. It’s been a source of embarrassment...
nextstl.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
huge news for our beautiful city - we love our gas sign - thank you British Petroleum
nextstl.com/2025/04/amoc...
nextstl.com/2025/04/amoc...