Alembic (strangealchemies)
alembic.bsky.social
Alembic (strangealchemies)
@alembic.bsky.social
He/him. Free 🍉
Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.
When you make an oopsie
YouTube video by Chemiolis
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February 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If the @democrats.org were worth voting for, they'd be organizing their voters to stop going in to work immediately. Everything grinds to a halt.

But they're okay with this. They will just sputter at it so you believe otherwise.
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Alembic (strangealchemies)
Again: since there have been no reports of violence against Musk’s Misfits, watch for Trump hack Martin to try to investigate or charge people for merely naming them or publishing their pictures.
U.S. Attorney’s office in DC says it’s “initial review of the evidence presented to us indicates that certain individuals and/or groups have committed acts that appear to violate the law in targeting DOGE employees.”
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's all fun and games until more planes start falling out of the sky.

The reality is that regulations make the grass grow. Not blood.
Exactly. If someone dies, we can just resurrect them and reinstate the regulation. What’s the problem?
February 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You know, I'm not any kind of rocket surgeon, but maybe the solution to leopards eating people's faces isn't to point and gloat, but to stop the leopards from eating faces.
February 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
brb, going to work as chemist pronouncing the word stable like "labile" to make trouble.
February 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ah yes. Fantasy will solve this. We all know video games are a strong predictor of... wait... no, they're not.

This is just... consumerism.
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm doing it as a joke here, but I swear some leftists feel obligated to post like this, and... please stop. You're not responsible for people who read too quickly or poorly. It doesn't make you a bad person.
February 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Calculated and presented my wife with a recipe for "instant not-too-hot water," so she knows how much of each tap/boiling water needed to make a liter of water for things like filling a hot water bottle.

I don't know why people dislike learning chemistry. It has so much utility in my daily life.
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
TRUE
A Trumper who goes by Drizz is more effectively stopping Trumpism than the entire Democratic party
More of this. Resigning in protest has little significance anymore. Say no, throw a fit, make waves. Politicize the public in favor of the civil service. We are in danger without it.
February 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Dems continue to demonstrate their aggressive worthlessness. Why do we need them again?

Seriously, what is stopping us from replacing every single one?
How does @schumer.senate.gov keep finding new ways to completely drop the ball? It'd be impressive if it weren't so disastrous
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They're still at it.

This is the new DNC chair.

(H/T @sonourable.bsky.social)
February 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It really doesn't bug me when people block me.

But sometimes, it does *mystify* me.
February 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I don't do it often, but often, when I peep profiles of people who like my posts, I find some great accounts and end up following them.
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I am slow migrating from Threads because there are several things I want to do, but time has not been on my side of late.
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yo, Windows developers, can you not make focus-stealing the default for every fucking application ever?

Some of us click on things that take time to load and do other work. It's called multitasking, and it's a presumed feature of the OS.

I'm tired of oopsie typing my passwords in plaintext fields.
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm begging you.

Stop asking AI chatbots how they work.

If a chatbot tells you their specific model works a certain way based on general info, that's one thing, but they don't "know" how they're coded anymore than you understand Neuroscience just because you have a brain.
January 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mussolini syndicalism goes brrrrr
It’s inevitable the remains of Tiktok will be owned by some unsavory character like James Donaldson, who’ll declare fealty to the present regime without a moment’s hesitation.

It’s really imperative decentralized social media take off, and fast, and that means TikTok/Insta alternatives especially.
MrBeast is reportedly now among those trying to buy TikTok | TechCrunch
An unlikely group, including Mr Beast and Bench acquirer Employer.com, has submitted a bid to buy TikTok.
techcrunch.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Orwell wishes he could have written this reality.
"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
We’re going to see any expression of virtue in the face of vice depicted by legacy media as a vicious attack on an innocent victim
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Monopoly, but cat themed.

All the rail lines are felines.
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don't want an AI to generate my animations. I want it to automate my stop motion animation by ordering pictures I've taken and cleaning them up for consistency.

(I know versions of this already exist in animation software. And?)
January 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My nibbling asked for a Paw Patrol or Sonic watch, and I got them a Sonic the Hedgehog one because ACAB.
January 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The wife and I have reintroduced cats to the household. We wanted to get older, less adoptable cats, but ended up with 2 kittens for pairing reasons. A black one and a gray/white one.

The teeny black one follows me everywhere and climbs onto my shoulder to nap.

This is not a complaint.
January 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM