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Warden Alçidés Seaver 🦌
@alcides.bsky.social
Deer living on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Talks about trans, furry, art and Pokémon stuff.

Pronouns they/xe

Sometimes nsfw
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#deer 🦌
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Anyway, Microsoft's gaming products are subject to a boycott from the BDS movement, due to Microsoft's ongoing support for the IDF. Bethesda is owned by Microsoft.

nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
nogamesforgenocide.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image
September 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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crabs
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
You know when you're walking down a street and you slide to the left to move out of the way of someone walking towards you, and they also slide over, and you do a little wiggle to figure out who's moving, and smile and apologise to each other?

I think that's what it means to be human.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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the price of silver might be up, but 30 pieces doesn't go as far as it used to.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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still the funniest thing any LLM has or will ever come up with
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
me learning html as a kid: I'm gonna make all the links pink cos I think that'd look cool :)
me learning html5 & css as an adult: how the fuck do I make this navbar appear as a dropdown on mobile
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Five jobs I've had:

-Pharmacy Assistant
-Game Shop Assistant
-Youth Charity Admin Assistant
-Nursing Home Carer
-Library Fab Lab Technician
Five jobs I've had:

- Electrical Beamline Technician
- NMR Systems Test Technician
- Ultrasound Diathermy Test Technician
- Retail
- Spooned Ninja
Five jobs I've had:

- Paper Boy
- Cashier
- Hotel Custodian
- Ride Operator
- Postman
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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🕯 Microsoft 🕯

🕯 goes 🕯

🕯 bankrupt 🕯
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January 30, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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아침을 시작하는 뉴스가 영 별로여서 세례받는 달팽이 사진을 가져왔읍니다
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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The Taylor Swift News girl who went to prison for refusing the IDF draft was truly in the vanguard
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If you're at this event, I might see you there!
Good morning, Trainers! ☀️

It's time for our first European Regional Championship of the calendar year! Tune in to see which Trainers take the title in #PokemonGO #PokemomVGC and #PokemonTCG!

🔗 pokemon.com/Broadcasts
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”

For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1758@08-02-2019_07-50-11.jpg
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This is the goal for where I want my vibe to be at
I heard this quote on Instagram yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it 🎯
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!

TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!

ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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peter how are you doing that
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM