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Carl Havoc
@albedobe.bsky.social
i like to make myself laugh
yup, its lookin like a hennessey and fortnite porn type of night #yup
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
havent hit a re-skeet in ages, can we get some bangers on the tl? @bsky.app
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
20 million parlay on kidslookintouchable, who want it?
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
for legal reasons, i got a peenar. im working with a 4 1/2 incher rn
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Is the creosote bush, the “GOAT” bush? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
call me bruno mars the way she making me feel like im locked out of heaven
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
pants, meet shit
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
my gynecologist hit the camilo villegas pose on me during my appointment last week, should i find a new doctor or nah?
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
call me matthew broderick the way i be inspecting her gadget
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
daddy cant come to the phone kitten, the walls are closing in on me
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
my grandpappy was a demon back in the day, he could get high off of petrol fumes and old bay seasoning
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
the nurses caught grandpappy sippin on the palp so they put his ass in timeout
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
in the stripped club straight up sippin on the palp
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
lady loki but with troy baker as her va

idk bro ive never played rivals before
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 AM
i lowkey feel like we should build a city in the ocean and make it look like 1930s hollywood and people can do whatever the hell they want and call it rapture or something

my name is andrew ryan. im an anarcho-capitalist and i hate the government
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Bountiful crops, plentiful harvest, and glorious maidens will arrive at your doorstep within the next six months.

Type "YES" to affirm!
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
maduro hit that shit backwards out mid, through ivy and into connector like a speed demon and trump was not having ANY of that
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
sharty playing some dark souls, im tryna get to that dark hole, ya feel me?
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
the concept of groupies at a godspeed you black emperor show
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
we're leaving empathy and kindness in 2025, 2026 is the year of the hater
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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this and some neck
December 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM
guy who thinks male pattern baldness is a dead ringer for fascist ideologies

only on bluesky, ladies and gentlemen
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM