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Carl Havoc
@albedobe.bsky.social
i like to make myself laugh
daddy cant come to the phone kitten, the walls are closing in on me
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
my grandpappy was a demon back in the day, he could get high off of petrol fumes and old bay seasoning
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
the nurses caught grandpappy sippin on the palp so they put his ass in timeout
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
in the stripped club straight up sippin on the palp
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
lady loki but with troy baker as her va

idk bro ive never played rivals before
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 AM
i lowkey feel like we should build a city in the ocean and make it look like 1930s hollywood and people can do whatever the hell they want and call it rapture or something

my name is andrew ryan. im an anarcho-capitalist and i hate the government
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Bountiful crops, plentiful harvest, and glorious maidens will arrive at your doorstep within the next six months.

Type "YES" to affirm!
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
maduro hit that shit backwards out mid, through ivy and into connector like a speed demon and trump was not having ANY of that
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
sharty playing some dark souls, im tryna get to that dark hole, ya feel me?
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
the concept of groupies at a godspeed you black emperor show
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
we're leaving empathy and kindness in 2025, 2026 is the year of the hater
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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this and some neck
December 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM
guy who thinks male pattern baldness is a dead ringer for fascist ideologies

only on bluesky, ladies and gentlemen
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
my goat retweets porn on main
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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July 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
replacing a random part of my ex's car with an identical part until she notices: day 52
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 AM
eating car tires before somebody calls the police on me
November 27, 2024 at 10:13 AM
noise set in front of nick fuentes' house just to see what would happen
November 14, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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shoutout hot women
November 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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hes in golf ball heaven
October 29, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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are ya’ll rockin with 9/11⁉️
October 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM