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Alan The Smitheest
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Trump thinks members of the military take an oath to obey him.

He's very very wrong and needs to be vigorously and repeatedly educated as to the actual oath that they take.

Being Commander-in-Chief doesn't mean what he thinks it does.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trump will pre-pardon all the traitors who will work hard to keep him POTUS in 2028 and beyond. This is one of the scenarios the 2nd Amendment is supposed to prevent.

But the gundamentalists are all-in on Trump.

Protecting the Republic from tyranny was never the point of the gundies.
This is meant as a message to anyone who will help Trump break the presidential term limits in the 22d Amendment: "You won't pay a price for undermining the Constitution for me."
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
In Symbolic Move, Trump Pardons 77 Allies Who Tried to Steal 2020 Election for Him
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Are JD Vance and the Widow Kirk doing the nasty?

Ick.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by Alan The Smitheest
FUCK CHARLIE KIRK WITH THE FREEST OF SPEECH!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cheney the dick is dead. About fucking time. Too bad the first heart attack didn’t get him.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by Alan The Smitheest
The music legend talks art and optimism ahead of his two-night run at Bellco Theatre
David Byrne Is Still Making Sense of It All
The music legend talks art and optimism ahead of his two-night run at Bellco Theatre
www.westword.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Here I thought “military leaders” would obey their oath and protect and defend the Constitution.

Militarization of civilian law enforcement is an authoritarian and unconstitutional act.

Why are these “military leaders” breaking their oath and violating the Constitution?

Who gave the order?
Military leaders have ordered the National Guard in every state to develop a "quick reaction force" of troops trained to deal with civil disturbances and riots that can be ready to deploy with just hours' notice.
National Guard in each state ordered to create ‘quick reaction forces’ trained in civil unrest
www.stripes.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Donald Trump is a gentler, whiter Idi Amin.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Since I’m appropriately skeptical of AI, I do not trust it.

Therefore, I independently verify everything it does.

Remind me again of the efficiency this creates since I have to doublecheck everything.

More work for me with zero benefit.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
ICEstapo.
“Bands of masked men apprehending people in broad daylight in the streets and hauling them off. Disappearing people to a third country,” a former DHS official said. “We’re at an inflection point in history right now and it’s frightening.”

By @davidmcswane.bsky.social @hannahallam.bsky.social
How Trump is Building a Violent, Shadowy Federal Police Force
Trump’s DHS appointees have dismantled civil rights guardrails, protected agents’ anonymity and encouraged them to wear masks, threatened groups that stood in their way, and overwhelmed legal challeng...
www.propublica.org
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trump’s mind has gone. He sounds like Mao with the paranoia and dementia.
He’s just going to make things up to try and stay in power, like all fascist authoritarians do. We will not abide it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Republicans love murder on the high seas.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump is the biggest fuckhead ever.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
FUCK DONALD TRUMP.
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think we can all agree that Don Trump is an asshole of the lowest order.
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Reposted by Alan The Smitheest
Fun facts: Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, has won an Emmy, two Grammys, and his production company won an Oscar.

Trump has won 34 felony convictions as well as civil adjudications for rape and financial fraud. He is currently protecting rich and powerful pedophiles in the GOP.
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
1/3rd of Republicans want Trump to deport American citizens (citizens!) who are critical of him.

FUCK ALL REPUBLICANS.
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why are so many people convinced that Trump has made Israelis and Palestinians fall in love with each other?
October 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Republicans are hypocrites and fascists.
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m anti-fascist.

That makes me a terrorist, according to Trump.

Can someone please explain?
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Alan The Smitheest
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jane Goodall has died. 🙁
October 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM