Alan Perrott
@alanperrott.bsky.social
Was previously biding my time elsewhere. I am now biding my time here. Sweet.
For reelz, four times?
The best, simplest, and most honest take I've seen on this.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For reelz, four times?
Someone's gonna their head.
The president’s ragers show no sign of slowing down even amid the government shutdown.
Trump Hosts Decadent Opera and Truffles Party at Mar-a-Lago
The president’s ragers show no sign of slowing down even amid the government shutdown.
trib.al
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Someone's gonna their head.
Holy shit, going to the next Ak- Nix derby; that was batshit crazy...awesome fun. #akfc
a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Holy shit, going to the next Ak- Nix derby; that was batshit crazy...awesome fun. #akfc
Still amazing...and now they're running the US, again. Woooo.
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Still amazing...and now they're running the US, again. Woooo.
Tick tock
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Tick tock
WT actual F. Dood is broken
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
WT actual F. Dood is broken
The stuff
The Doobie Brothers, now more than 50 years in, start this set with "Takin' It to the Streets" and never let off the gas. n.pr/4hJxLlv
The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert
The Doobie Brothers, now more than 50 years in, start this set with "Takin' It to the Streets" and never let off the gas.
n.pr
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The stuff
Ha, Hannity donkey deep in copium fronting election coverage on Fox. Dude needs a hug. Or a kick in balls.
a little girl is sitting on a couch and making a funny face and saying sorry not sorry .
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ha, Hannity donkey deep in copium fronting election coverage on Fox. Dude needs a hug. Or a kick in balls.
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I'm reading the new Social Sciences curriculum content and I wasn't prepared for how sad I would feel. We spent thousands of hours working with the previous iteration and the NZ history content and all that enthusiasm and excitement was just killed for something so bad.
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm reading the new Social Sciences curriculum content and I wasn't prepared for how sad I would feel. We spent thousands of hours working with the previous iteration and the NZ history content and all that enthusiasm and excitement was just killed for something so bad.
Baseball game ain't never ending is it...was all interesting for a while there but now it's just #hurrythefuckup
a cartoon cat is sitting in front of a computer holding a brush
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media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Baseball game ain't never ending is it...was all interesting for a while there but now it's just #hurrythefuckup
Our taxes in action, people. Quite the thread.
Kaipara District Council emergency meeting back in session - several members desperately keen to stop the announcement of results and seemingly baffled that only the courts can be used to do this and that it can only happen AFTER the results are announced!!!
October 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Our taxes in action, people. Quite the thread.
Watching ASMS conference - Gabrielle Baker and Marilyn Waring appearing this morning. MW calling for end of MMP ("a nasty little show"). Says no indpt thought or service to community, just cowtowing to party central to get re-elected. Wants STV.
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watching ASMS conference - Gabrielle Baker and Marilyn Waring appearing this morning. MW calling for end of MMP ("a nasty little show"). Says no indpt thought or service to community, just cowtowing to party central to get re-elected. Wants STV.
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the prophecy is fulfilled
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the prophecy is fulfilled
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It's really not about politics anymore. The apparatus of the Republican Party has simply become a haven for bad people.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's really not about politics anymore. The apparatus of the Republican Party has simply become a haven for bad people.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Spinning wildly at this do on Saturday night - groovy vibes with, from what I understand, bonus rabbits.
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Spinning wildly at this do on Saturday night - groovy vibes with, from what I understand, bonus rabbits.
Brilliant night on K Rd, Gang of Four at Verona just made sense and Joe Kaptein and the Pool Sharks, fuck me, amazing gig, and in Bob Frisbee's home. Revolutionary stuff.
a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .
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media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Brilliant night on K Rd, Gang of Four at Verona just made sense and Joe Kaptein and the Pool Sharks, fuck me, amazing gig, and in Bob Frisbee's home. Revolutionary stuff.
Just shameless fuckery the does actual harm. Fuck Fox and fuck that guy.
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just shameless fuckery the does actual harm. Fuck Fox and fuck that guy.
Excellent work.
“Satire is the most powerful weapon in a democracy because it forces people to laugh at their leaders, and once you make people laugh at authority, you’ve won.” - Lenny Bruce and others @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Excellent work.
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This is terrifying!
ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)
This is Trump’s America.
ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)
This is Trump’s America.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is terrifying!
ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)
This is Trump’s America.
ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)
This is Trump’s America.
It's easy to laugh at this ignorant shithead, but it just ain't funny, and he's surrounded himself with grifting lickspittles who feed his paranoia and ego without any fear of consequence. Who's going to stop him?
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's easy to laugh at this ignorant shithead, but it just ain't funny, and he's surrounded himself with grifting lickspittles who feed his paranoia and ego without any fear of consequence. Who's going to stop him?
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
Like, rully?
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Like, rully?
Woah - go Father Mikey.
Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."
( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )
( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Woah - go Father Mikey.
How is this real life?
Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How is this real life?