alana314.bsky.social
@alana314.bsky.social
I don’t need a microwave or fridge in my hotel, what I really need is an ironing board and a bible
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My kingdom for software that lets me move the save window on mac
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
LADWP: We changed your name back to your deadname because that's what experian has.
Experian: To change your name, send a copy of your utility bill with your new name.
OK BUT...
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I launched my art and creative tech portfolios: alanabalagot.com/art/
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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just an utter joke of a court.
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hot take: Wicked is a clever thought experiment and retelling that when fully realized, probably shouldn’t have been a novel, musical and movie.
“The people need someone wicked.” Really?
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Happy trans awareness week! I’m not sure if you knew this, but I’m trans. Idiot
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Websockets are totally unreliable on ipad. I have code that works on mac, windows, ios. On ipadOS, eventually the websockets start failing. I've tried ping/pong, resetting the connection, acknowledge messages, but they are just unreliable. Even worse in a PWA. Never again
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I called a Waymo and didn’t cancel it and now I have a car terminator chasing me until the end of time
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey @cedars-sinai.bsky.social sex assigned at birth and sex on ID can be two different things. In the CS connect app
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Torture is free speech, right? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Supreme Court Live Updates: Justices Seem Set to Rule Against Colorado’s Ban on Conversion Therapy
www.nytimes.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nexstar and Sinclair are too powerful. Break them up.
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Saying pride flags are symbols of domestic terrorism sounds outrageous until it’s repeated enough that it’s not. Don’t let that happen. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump says he’d consider banning LGBTQ+ Pride flags in alarming Oval Office exchange
The president was responding to a question by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, Brian Glenn, who said many people were “threatened” by the inclusive banner.
www.yahoo.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AirPods’ Conversation Awareness turns down music and noise canceling when it hears you talking. It’s a neat feature but it makes you realize how much you talk to yourself
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don’t get some of these @duolingoverde.bsky.social chess puzzles. I’m supposed to sacrifice my queen and rook for a rook and a check?
July 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Fried eggs should be runny unless you’re putting them on a sandwich, in which case, why did you do that, I need a tarp, a change of clothes, 30 minutes and a pair of rubber gloves to clean this up
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ai progress has been stunning, it only took 2 years to get AI Hitler!
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Duolingo Chess: Play chess with one of our most annoying characters!
My take: It’s fun and a quick way to earn XP, but also very repetitive and some of the puzzles are wrong.
July 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is one if the worst things our country has done and many are still rotting there www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/u...
Abrego Garcia Was Beaten and Tortured in El Salvador Prison, Lawyers Say
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
WTF ChatGPT this is crazy
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
From 1961
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Apple: You must follow accessibility standards
Also Apple:
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM