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@alaeriia.bsky.social
Knowledge is Power
Friendship is Magic
Resistance is Futile
Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.
Profile picture is by Hooves-Art
Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.
Friendship is Magic
Resistance is Futile
Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.
Profile picture is by Hooves-Art
Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.
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@alaeriia.bsky.social
· Oct 18
My current sonae:
Circuit Breaker: unicorn pony stallion, technopath, cutie mark is a Factorio red circuit in a yellow star. Wears a pair of mechanical wings.
Shayna Seraphim: Immortal dragon-angel hybrid mage, specializing in healing and augmentations.
(1/2)
Circuit Breaker: unicorn pony stallion, technopath, cutie mark is a Factorio red circuit in a yellow star. Wears a pair of mechanical wings.
Shayna Seraphim: Immortal dragon-angel hybrid mage, specializing in healing and augmentations.
(1/2)
Clickbait YouTube video title: "The Real Reason the Japanese Hated the BAR in WW2"
Me: "Let me guess, it's because the Americans kept shooting them with it?"
Sadly, the video was narrated by AI, so I stopped watching after 30 seconds. We may never know the truth.
Me: "Let me guess, it's because the Americans kept shooting them with it?"
Sadly, the video was narrated by AI, so I stopped watching after 30 seconds. We may never know the truth.
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Clickbait YouTube video title: "The Real Reason the Japanese Hated the BAR in WW2"
Me: "Let me guess, it's because the Americans kept shooting them with it?"
Sadly, the video was narrated by AI, so I stopped watching after 30 seconds. We may never know the truth.
Me: "Let me guess, it's because the Americans kept shooting them with it?"
Sadly, the video was narrated by AI, so I stopped watching after 30 seconds. We may never know the truth.
Reminder: you're only mad at Whitney's Miltank because Normal-types have few weaknesses and you weren't paying attention when Bugsy's Scyther pulled exactly the same stunt in the previous Gym.
#johto
#johto
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Reminder: you're only mad at Whitney's Miltank because Normal-types have few weaknesses and you weren't paying attention when Bugsy's Scyther pulled exactly the same stunt in the previous Gym.
#johto
#johto
@saphroneth.bsky.social it would be nice if I could get *Harry is a Dragon* or *Legendarily Popular* in dead-tree edition. Partially because that would be at least 2100 pages and a comically thick book is always a good conversation piece.
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
@saphroneth.bsky.social it would be nice if I could get *Harry is a Dragon* or *Legendarily Popular* in dead-tree edition. Partially because that would be at least 2100 pages and a comically thick book is always a good conversation piece.
The number of thoosies glazing Kingda Ka that called it mid when it was open is ridiculous.
The ride was mid. It was *always* mid. Y'all are just doing the same thing ACErs did with BMR-X back when it closed.
The ride was mid. It was *always* mid. Y'all are just doing the same thing ACErs did with BMR-X back when it closed.
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The number of thoosies glazing Kingda Ka that called it mid when it was open is ridiculous.
The ride was mid. It was *always* mid. Y'all are just doing the same thing ACErs did with BMR-X back when it closed.
The ride was mid. It was *always* mid. Y'all are just doing the same thing ACErs did with BMR-X back when it closed.
Pun combo found on Reddit
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pun combo found on Reddit
Imagine invading an entire country for their spices, wrecking their culture forever, and then not using those spices.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Imagine invading an entire country for their spices, wrecking their culture forever, and then not using those spices.
Good news: apparently Microcenter now sells wall detectors!
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good news: apparently Microcenter now sells wall detectors!
Reminder: if any other team besides Ferrari had debuted the sequential gearbox, it would have been banned.
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reminder: if any other team besides Ferrari had debuted the sequential gearbox, it would have been banned.
Myles MacKenzie is not that annoying tbh. The little goober is starting to grow on me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Myles MacKenzie is not that annoying tbh. The little goober is starting to grow on me.
Kirby Air Riders when it's good:
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kirby Air Riders when it's good:
My roommate, carrying the steaks out to the grill:
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My roommate, carrying the steaks out to the grill:
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
Max Verstappen:
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Max Verstappen:
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
Gonna be honest here, watching #Ferrari oof up Lewis Hamilton's career like they did to Seb is kinda cathartic, in a "told you so" sort of way.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gonna be honest here, watching #Ferrari oof up Lewis Hamilton's career like they did to Seb is kinda cathartic, in a "told you so" sort of way.
Valid excuse for being late
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Valid excuse for being late
@saphroneth.bsky.social okay, I'll bite. What are the rules for how Hogwarts interferes with Muggle technology in Harry is a Dragon? I think it's something to do with vacuum tubes, but that wouldn't explain why the plane's piston engine wouldn't work. (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
@saphroneth.bsky.social okay, I'll bite. What are the rules for how Hogwarts interferes with Muggle technology in Harry is a Dragon? I think it's something to do with vacuum tubes, but that wouldn't explain why the plane's piston engine wouldn't work. (1/2)
JK Rowling is the sort of person who would unironically complain that her food has "too much flavor".
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
JK Rowling is the sort of person who would unironically complain that her food has "too much flavor".
This is how I learn Grammarly exists.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
Another one bites the dust.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is how I learn Grammarly exists.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I'm honestly tempted to run for Congress. Get in, do my two years, acquire generational wealth, get out.
It'd also look good on my resume.
It'd also look good on my resume.
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm honestly tempted to run for Congress. Get in, do my two years, acquire generational wealth, get out.
It'd also look good on my resume.
It'd also look good on my resume.
Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure.
#ripbozo
#ripbozo
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure.
#ripbozo
#ripbozo
Reminder that I managed to 100% Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition before The Completionist did.
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reminder that I managed to 100% Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition before The Completionist did.
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?
What is it with people with "baby on board" bumper stickers and driving like absolute maniacs?
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What is it with people with "baby on board" bumper stickers and driving like absolute maniacs?
So Sparrow just wandered into my microcenter and it's really awkward that I recognized him
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So Sparrow just wandered into my microcenter and it's really awkward that I recognized him
So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.