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alaeriia.bsky.social
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@alaeriia.bsky.social
310 followers 390 following 2.3K posts
Knowledge is Power
Friendship is Magic
Resistance is Futile

Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.

Profile picture is by Hooves-Art

Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.
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Meme: a frog wearing a suit. The caption reads: "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that Henry Kissinger is still dead."
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure.

#ripbozo
Meme: the Grim Reaper is operating a crane game of the type you see at fairs and arcades, which is full of people. He is examining his catch, a generic person in a red shirt and gray pants. The caption reads, "Dick Cheney? Finally, I've been at this for years!"
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Testing the new tentacles.

Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.
Old art piece by Studio-Touchable. A girl dressed in the remains of a school uniform is suspended in midair by chains and tentacles; a tentacle is wrapped around her left breast while another is drinking milk from her right breast. A large tentacle is buried in her vagina, with a queue of three others waiting in front of her for their turn. Her tongue is hanging out and she has a big stupid grin on her face; she is clearly enjoying the treatment.
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.
A Bitspower radiator. The box has an unfortunate design on the front, reminiscent of a certain historical party's logo.
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
alaeriia.bsky.social
I'm not explaining this one.

(Artist is u/YiffYouSaySo on Reddit)
The grounds of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi are arguing with an unnamed wolf with a camera, who also has a fanny pack with Togepi's shell pattern on it. Fox is saying, "This again‽ Can't we just pretend to hold up the tower like everyone else?"
September 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Reddit, I already pay for Premium specifically to avoid the ads. I do not need ads for a service I am already using.
An ad from Reddit advertising Reddit Premium.
July 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
alaeriia.bsky.social
Um, Nintendo, why are there hentai games in the Switch 2 eShop?

Nobody's going to buy those. It's like Meme Run all over again.
A picture of the Switch 2 eShop. Three of the nine games in the screenshot have names like "Hentai Dating Stories" and "Hot & Hentai".
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Perhaps now you won't take Arceus' name in vain, Dawn?

(Again, I don't know the artist; if someone does, let me know so I can credit them!)
Dawn, from Pokémon, discovering that Arceus has a horse cock that is larger than she is. In panel 2, she is being cumflated by said cock.
June 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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What could be better than snuggling up to your Lucario after a long day's travel?

(Sorry, I don't know the artist. If anyone does, let me know so I can credit them!)
Dawn, from the Pokémon series, cuddling in a bed with her Lucario, who is significantly larger than she is. She is currently nonplussed at the fact that his erect cock is laying across her entire naked torso and dribbling pre. I don't know the artist, sorry.
June 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Sure! There's one right over there. Might be a little tricky to reach, though.
Red Berry #12 in Celeste's Mirror Temple, widely regarded as one of the most difficult to reach. It involves multiple precise jumps and dashes to activate two switches within four seconds to open the door and get the berry.
May 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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What? Eww, no. Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?

(CW: mention of bestiality)
A Reddit chat request from one "New-Finish391", with the message "You wanna watch me sit on your dogs dicks?" Eww.
May 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Four down, sixteen to go. #lego #formula1
May 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?
Artwork of Starlight Glimmer as an alicorn. Artist is StellarDusk, per the copyright notice on the bottom of the image.
May 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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@kamsandwich.bsky.social I think I have found the perfect board game.
May 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Apparently McDonald's is using AI slop to generate their ads. God, this looks awful.
An obviously AI-generated advertisement for McDonald's new chicken strips.
April 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Stolen from Reddit and presented without comment.
Meme: wojak wearing red hat repeatedly trying to cope with the market tanking under Trump
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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How about no.
Some bucket-head DMed me asking me and 20 others asking to check out their Instagram. Not happening.
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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@kamsandwich.bsky.social they made another one.
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Not So Fun Fact: the current CEO of PeTA is allegedly a zoophile. Image related
Tweet from "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals", an extremely cringe group pretending to be in favor of animal welfare. Tweet text: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Underneath is a picture of an anthro cheetah looking at a computer screen in dismay; presumably, he also had to read that garbage.
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Here's some more.
An image made in Blender of three women with extremely large bare breasts.
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Here you go.
A big ole donger threatening to destroy the underpants it is in.
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Sorry, best I can do is a picture of a human woman fucking two anthro zebras.
A picture of a human woman fucking two anthro zebras.
February 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM